Clyde Donovan My knees are weak, my palms are sweaty, let me tell you about Craig's mom's spaghetti.
Laura Tucker What about my spaghetti?
Craig Tucker Clyde thinks he's Eminem now.
Laura Tucker My spaghetti is delicious!
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Thomas Tucker No, it's not.
Craig Tucker and Ruby Tucker like this
Laura Tucker Nobody asked you!
Clyde Donovan I think your spaghetti is great, Mrs. T! :)
Laura Tucker likes this
Craig Tucker Ass kisser. t(t-_-)
Ruby Tucker and Thomas Tucker like this
Eric Cartman Let me tell you about Craig's mom's bush.
Craig Tucker Fuck off. t(-_-t)
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Randall Marsh LMS for name, age, crush, favorite color, favorite drink. Ten likes and I'll post!
Randall Marsh ….it's been ten minutes and nobody has liked this so I'm just going to do it anyways.
Randall Marsh Name: Randy
Age: it's a secret ;)
Crush: Sharon Marsh
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Drink: Beer
Shelly Marsh WHY
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Stanley Marsh Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you, because one day you might wake up and realize, you lost the moon while counting the stars.
Kenny McCordick Wow, dude. That's deep.
Eric Cartman Jesus Christ, Stan. Wendy doesn't love you anymore. You gotta get over it. It's getting pathetic.
Stanley Marsh Fuck off, Cartman. Nobody asked for your opinion.
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Liane Cartman Does anyone know of any cheap gyms in the South Park area?
Carol McCormick You don't need to go to the gym! You look great!
Liane Cartman Thanks, but it's not for me. It's for Eric.
Eric Cartman If you think I'm going to the gym, you've lost your fucking mind, mom.
Liane Cartman Don't be like that, sweetie! The gym will be good for you!
Eric Cartman But mommmmmm! I don't want to go!
Liane Cartman What if we get KFC after?
Eric Cartman ...I'll think about going…
Liane Cartman Great! Thanks, poopsiekins! 3
Eric Cartman Oh my God, you're so embarrassing.
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Leopold Stotch I really want to see the new Jurassic Park movie, but it looks really scary. :(
Eric Cartman How the fuck are dinosaurs scary, Butters?
Leopold Stotch Well because they eat people! I don't want to get eaten by a dinosaur!
Kenny McCordick You do realize that dinosaurs are extinct, right?
Leopold Stotch They are? My parents just told me that if I didn't clean my room then a T-Rex would come from the sky and eat me!
Kenny McCordick ...that's fucked up.
Eric Cartman Your parents are retarded.
Stephen Stotch Excuse me? What was that Butters?! You're grounded! Did you really think that your little friend could come on here and bad-mouth me?!
Leopold Stotch Oh hamburgers…
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Wendy Testaburger The movie "Up" never fails to make me cry. :')
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Bebe Stevens Omg I know! It's such a great movie though!
Eric Cartman WOMEN.
Wendy Testaburger What's that supposed to mean?
Eric Cartman You guys are a bunch of babies.
Wendy Testaburger Really? Because I specifically remember us all going to see Toy Story 3 (you came uninvited) and then you SOBBING at the end.
Eric Cartman You can't prove that!
Bebe Stevens Do you want me to post the video?
Eric Cartman Wait, what video?!
Bebe Stevens Don't worry about it. ;)
Eric Cartman Of course I'm going to worry about! God dammit, Bebe! What video?!
Wendy Testaburger Don't worry about it.
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Ike Broflovski My mom's cooking is love. My mom's cooking is life.
Stanley Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCordick like this
Eric Cartman 2009 called. They want their meme back.
Kenny McCordick Wow, you're just on a roll today.
Kyle Broflovski Would it kill you not to be an asshole for one day, Cartman?
Eric Cartman Hey! I can be nice!
Kyle Broflovski LOL ok. Whatever you say.
Eric Cartman Asshole.
Stanley Marsh Can your mom adopt me? Dude, I would kill to have her cook for me all the time.
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Eric Cartman Ew gross, Stan! I'm pretty sure that incest is illegal in the state of Colorado!
Kenny McCordick ...it took me a minute, but I got it.
Kenny McCordick That's not what your mom said though, when she conceived you. SHOTS FIRED!
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Eric Cartman HEY! Fuck off, Kinny!
Kenny McCordick Kenny*