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Chapter 9

"What the bloody hell is going on? All I wanted to do was join in a little interhouse unity game of bloody truth or dare! And now we happen to be married and we have a SMALL house!" Draco was fuming and he started pacing in front of the house. In an instant he felt a sharp tug on his arm.
"We can't be seen! We'll recognize ourselves!"
"Geez! So what if we see ourselves? We could help…"
"Basic Laws of Rudimentary Time Travel Malfoy. Honestly, do you read?" Hermione pulled them into a small alleyway. It was dark and the ground was fully covered in litter. Suddenly the wind blew in and Hermione squeaked as the rubbish circled the air around them. She tried to get out of the way of the flying rubbish but her foot got caught on a small rock and she fell forwards.

Instantly she felt two strong arms grab her waist. He was calling her mudblood and now Draco was holding her waist to help her and she was midway falling. How things had changed!
"Truth or Dare?" She asked innocently as she finally got back on her feet.
"What!?" He snapped at her.
"You wanted to play it so let's play. Now I ask you Sir. Truth or Dare?"
"D-Dare" He replied with a sly smile.
"Okay… I dare you to erm… lick the wall." Hermione said nervously.
"Lick the wall? Okay easy." Draco gave Hermione one look before putting his tongue on the wall of the alley and licking it with a slurping noise.
"That's disgusting. Your turn."
"Truth or Dare, Miss Granger-Malfoy."
"Oh my God right! We're married. What on Earth are we doing playing games? We've got to go back, who knows what we've done to the time vortex!"
"Alright: one there's no such thing as a time vortex. And two let's procrastinate a minute. Oh and three this can't be reality because I am never proposing to you. Ever. So TorD Granger?"
"I'll go with Truth."
"Pussy. What do you feel like when I call you Mudblood, mudblood?"
"Awful." Hermione said shamefully. Draco remained silent as he kicked a pebble and it bounced off the wall.
"I'm sorry."
"Hmmm"

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"Do you want to go back now?"

"Yeah"

"Okay."

"How?"

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