Ciaossu (and Happy New Year!) Minna-san!

A/N: THANK YOU SO MUCH RanDoem! I can't believe someone would review on this story even though its collected so much dust and dirt. Oh man, when I found out that RanDeom reviewed on my story, I just had to continue. Yes I saw the review not even 5 minutes ago... I personally thought this story was really bad, and the writing was horrible. But, I had nothing but good reviews and a little critisism, which is perfectly fine, and I encourage you to do that! Thank you so much! And please, review, that's why I haven't updated in over a month. I lost motivation. Oh yeah, I didn't forget about the many follows and favorites! Woah so many! According to my standards anyway. I'm thinking of doing a small, tiny, miniscule, microscopic pairing. I don't like yaoi, but if any of you suggest something, then I will do a little fluff (straight only, sorry yaoi lovers!)paring on the side. It will only be fluff. This will be about New Years. Eventhoughitskindvelate. Sorry... Onward with the story!

Disclaimer: Not in any shape or form do I own KHR, it is Akira Amamo-sensei's. For some reason, I've been refusing to grow attached to any other anime excluding KHR... what's wrong with meeeeeee ~~?

A Vongola's New Year!

A slightly concerned man, wearing a suit, with a blue dress shirt, spiky hair, and a short scar marring his chin, cracked open the door to his boss's office ever so little, that not even the said boss's Hyper Intuition could catch it.

Okay, that was a lie.

Tsuna's Hyper Intuition could catch everything. And I mean everything. Although this time, he didn't catch the concerned Rain Guardian for a very foolish reason. That said reason is so foolish that at first glance, you would not see how the Neo Vongola Primo's Intuition didn't catch that. The reason is...

Paperwork.

Stupid, right?

If you lived inside one of the mansions for at least twenty-four hours, then you would realize it's not as stupid as it may seem. Tsuna's daily average of paperwork rounds to about 250 stacks. Then you realize why the boss would want to finish up the paperwork at an accelerated pace.

Back to the concerned Rain Guardian, Yamamoto Takeshi, Hayato asked politely...

Scratch THAT!

Screamed as an order, to give this stack of paperwork to the boss. He couldn't do it himself, because, well, let's say on this fateful day (like many others), a pineapple and an aloof cloud met their differences, and argued (read: fought an intense battle) INSIDE the Vongola mansion, and destroyed the right half. They are still brawling outside. In the forest. Poor forest. Hayato and the rest of the Guardians are trying to stop the Chaos, and no, Reborn was NOT there. (A/N: Get it?)

Once Takeshi saw his boss's facial expression, and how much paperwork he had left, he decided against giving the ever growing stack of papers another growth-spurt. Instead, he had an idea. And he needed the female, most-collected mist guardian's help for this one. Chrome was actually as strong as Mukuro and Viper combined (A/N: Yes, in this one shot, I made her OP, for two reasons, 1. Why not? It makes this fic unique! And 2. I feel like she doesn't get enough credit. So I meant for her to be completely OP and OOC, you'll see later.). Mukuro decided to leave the Vongola Famiglia, since he wasn't needed. Chrome became more independent too, allowing Mukuro to leave (she could've stopped him if she wanted to). Even so, Mukuro sometimes takes up jobs for the Vongola, and sometimes visits. Back to Takeshi...

Takeshi dragged the sled of paperwork behind him as he sprinted to the other end of the mansion, or where it used to be. There are holes in the roof because of the fight. It was also snowing, so The Vongola Mansion turned into The Vongola Winter Wonderland. It was simple reasoning, using a sled. As Takeshi arrived outside, he realized he should have gotten there sooner. There was a fire consuming the forest (Deforestation is bad! Don't do it!) behind the mansion. There were also craters in the snow and ground. All the guardians were fighting one another in an all out war. Except for Chome, silently watching on the sidelines, not making it worse, but not making it better either. "Chrome," Takeshi said with a smile, "what happened?"

Chrome nodded, acknowledging Takeshi's presence. "Well while Hibari and Mukuro started fighting, Lambo made a childish remark at Gokudera making Gokudera chuck Lambo at Hibari." Takeshi cringed,"Hibari started to attack Lambo, who had no choice but to use lightning flames, and throw grenades everywhere. Mukuro was also mad about Gokudera disturbing the fight so attacked him, while Gokudera activated Uri with Sun Flames, also activating G's Bow. Ryohei came into the picture and wanted a warm up before the New Year, so he joined the fight, now everyone's fighting against eachother." Scratch needing Chrome's help. For now. His plan was to make Chrome use illusions on the battling guardians to do the stack of paperwork, but he realized that the way he just thought up of was far more better. It included his previous plan as well.

Takeshi whispered something into Chrome's ear as she nodded, and gave mutters of, "I see.", "They deserve it.", "Great idea!", and "I can't believe you, of all people, would think of that!". Takeshi stood in a fighting stance with his sword out as he, in one swift, silent motion, used tranquility flames to freeze the guardians. While they were frozen in place, Takeshi and chrome laughed at the stupid stances they were in. Some of them were fighting airborne, so he had to drag them out of the morning sky, still laughing and bring them back down to the earth. Chrome used her real illusions to trap them in a cage, flame and strength proof. Then she used illusions to mentally torture them. Some of the things they saw were...

Cakey-sama

Scientology

Kawaii-Desu stuff like unicorns puking rainbows

Cat-step (dubstep with cats)

One Pregnant PewDiePie (for those of you who have not watched him on YouTube, GO WATCH HIM!)

A funeral for Retro Games

Minecraft

North Korea's airforce, all paper airplanes, made by USA

and

Clock's Saliva. (A/N: I was on a sugar high when I wrote this part.)

If that freaked you out, then you would be already fainted if their position. Although it so they can't faint, or close their eyes. Chrome still held the illusion, and Takeshi and Chrome went inside, jovially. Chrome took one fourth of the paperwork and Takeshi took one fourth of the paperwork. They decided after they both finish their paperwork (which would take a long time, one fourth was half of Takeshi's size!) they would dispel the illusion, put them into another illusion, making them do the rest of the paperwork.

The paperwork took 3 hours.

49 minutes.

and 59 seconds.

After they completed the half-stack, they dumped it all into a messy pile right outside Tsuna's office called, "FINISHED PAPERWORK". "Takeshi, do you think we should leave them in there for a while more?" Chrome asked (not so) innocently.

"I think we should let them out, they've been there long enough." Takeshi mused. Chrome huffed and muttered something about, 'We are going too soft on them...'. "But," Takeshi continued, "I would like something to eat."

"Okay, I want a huge piece of cake!" Chrome exclaimed just like a child on his or her birthday. They walked to the kitchen and stuffed themselves. They ate cake, pizza, omelets, oreos, Indian food and sweets, Chinese food, green tea, pocky (x100), and just about 60 more delicious food and sweets. "Chrome, aren't you going to get fat from all of the food?" Takeshi asked, without considering her feelings.

"People with the Mist flame don't get fat." Chrome stated. (A/N: I made that up, don't blame me I had to have and excuse!) "What about you Takeshi?"

"I workout too much to get fat." Takeshi laughed it off as Chrome sweatdropped. "Hey, there is a new Call of Duty Game that came out on the PS3, would you like to play it in the game room with me?" Takeshi inquired.

Chrome thought about it for a while. Of course she loves the game room, but she feels like she should do more paperwork. Then she thought that she did enough paperwork for a day. She felt pity for her boss. "Let's go to the game room!" She said with excitement sparkling in her eyes.

"I'll definitely kill more enemies than you this time!" Takeshi said with confidence.

"In your dreams! Your on!" Chrome accepted. Even though they were both excited to play, they both were feeling like they forgot something...

In the courtyard where the guardians, minus Takeshi and Chrome, plus Mukuro are.

*Chocking on the amount of foam that's coming out of their mouth and dropping on the snowy floor, at the same time, having having hypothermia, also bearing red, patchy skin, still watching baby unicorns being born from horses.*...

What a weird, twisted mind Chrome has...

"410 to 60?! How is that possible?!" Takeshi gaped.

"We had an hour of gameplay! How could you have gotten 1 person per MINUTE!?" Chrome gaped back at him.

"SHUT UP! It wasn't my fault! It was because of..." A torrent of excuses flowed out of Takeshi's mouth. Chrome made a bored expression while she opened and closed her hand, mocking him.

"... the fire was there, so I couldn't go forward, and I saw this one civilian being torture-..." Takeshi stopped midway as he and Chrome finally realized what they had forgotten.

"SH*T!" They both yelled and sprinted up the stairs.

Takeshi and Chrome dashed outside only to find...

Four guardians plus Mukuro passed out, despite the rule she made in her illusion to make them not pass out! Foam coaming out of their mouths and tears coming out of their eyes. Speaking of their eyes, there were red from the snow that blew in their eyes. Their skin was red from Hypothermia. And they were as cold as the Polar Ice Caps (that are now melting). "This is BAD!" Chrome bit her lip.

"No kidding, we have to get them into the nursery!" Takeshi proclaimed. Chrome dispelled her all of her illusions and made real-illusion stretchers.

The Sun-flamed docters and nurses were expecting this. They were professional docters, so they healed the four guardians in one hour. They woke up, terrified of what they just saw, but they were thirsty for revenge. They dashed out of the infirmary, and noticed the rain and mist were training with their respective weapons.

Takeshi and Chrome immediately dashed oput of the room, from sensing killer intent. That soon became into a chase. And they ended up destroying the Vongola Mansion. That irritated Neo Vongola Primo. And after he safely teseported the injured bystanders to a safe distance, he X-Burner'd the landscape around the mansion. Of course, he didn't think ahead, so he ended up doing paperwork for New Year's. What a great way to start off the year right? The guardians also had a great start. Being in the hospital was more than enough fun for them.

This year, my resolution is to control my guaridians! Tsuna thought.

~Owari~

A/N: I apologize for all the randomness and OOCness and the abrupt ending, the late update, etc. I don't ship 8096/TakeChrome by the way. I thought this was a funny idea, and decided to put it into action. Then it got out of hand. If you guys hated this chapter, PM me, or review, because I won't try to do anything like this ever again, ever, if you don't want me to. Also, don't forget to review about any pairing (aside from yaoi and three-sums) you want in a maybe future poll. Also review about any grammatical errors. And ideas for stories. And your overall opinion. So let's have a great year! Happy (late) New Year fanfiction fandom!

With Regards,

~Shadow-chan