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A/N: Um... yeah... 4 months...? I don't know about you RaNDoem, but that's pretty close to 5 years... I was SO happy when I got reviews! T^T it made me so happy! Yeah, probably the main reason behind my absence is I kind of lost interest... PLEASE put down your pitchforks! Not in anime, mind you, but in KHR. Unlike One Piece, or FairyTail, KHR is over and done. And I knew it would eventually happen, but I don't have any fuel for it anymore ;-;. The only reason I still love Naruto is because Naruto is literally the complete series of my childhood. Unlike most kids in my day, watching Spongebob was not one of my hobbies. I was one of those rare species of kids who watched anime instead of anything else. Answering reviews!

cristallina- Ah! Thank you! I thought it was fun to write so I might add more of that in the future!

RaNDoem- Thank you! I just felt like I betrayed you T^T "...because nearly every other good fanfiction writer I know hasn't updated in a million years.

AT LEAST I HAVE ONE UPDATING :D"... *five million years later* here's an update!

XanetteLife- Thankk you so much! You made me cry of happiness (almost because I don't really like to cry... but if I did, you're comment would definately make me cry in joy!)! I actually really like the idea of the Varia coming over. I don't have an explanation for why I didn't think of that before, but I am writing about that right now!\

Disclaimer: I do not own KHR. Like before, I don't even own the idea of this story! It belongs to XanetteLife! So thank you for that!

Alright, let's see if I remember enough about KHR to write a whole oneshot about it!

The Varia AND Vongola's Craziness!

Xanxus didn't like paperwork. He hated it. So he always dumped it on Tsuna. Always. Then he could kick his feet out and relax. Always. But he did have to admit... The other member got a little annoying. At times... Well, most of the time... Actually, a little more than most of the time. NO, it was ALWAYS ALL the time. Squalo was yodeling or some s**t. Mammon asked everyone to pay up for the debts they owed him Lussuria flirted with any guy that he saw. Levi was asking for anything from him and it was pissing him off. Belphegor wsa trying to kill everybody who said anything, mostly Squalo. Flan of course standing there as he was a target for whoever the hell a "Bel-senpai" was (A/N: I know it's Belphegor, I thought it would be weird to make Xanxus not know who Bel-senpai was, so yeah...)

So to keep himself distracted, he did mainly four things: Eat more, complain to Tsuna, yell at the Varia members, or do no more than 30 minutes of paperwork. For him, that was like 50 pages. At least he did more than 1 per minute... Sometimes. Meanwhile Tsuna had more than 500 stacks each day. He wasn't nice enough to take some of the load off of him. So he did 50 maybe... once a week? Yeah, that was about it. He was kind of surprised Tsuna didn't get arthritis. Not like he cared about his health. Nobody cared about his health. Not even his guardians. His guardians destroyed the mansion and injured people on a daily basis. If they truly cared for their boss, then they wouldn't destroy the mansion so often.

Xanxus was bored. And when he was bored, he would do one of the main things on his list of four "distractions". Today, he wanted to bother Tsuna.

"SHUT UP YOU S**THEADS, WE'RE GOING TO THE MAIN MANSION." The Varia was silent... And then they went their separate ways towards the same place, not saying a word.

Xanxus also had mission reports to turn in, so it would be a win-win for him if he got to complain and hand in reports. Actually it would be like a win-don't-care-never-will-care situation. Whatever, he'll just bring it anyway.

"OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! IT'S THE VONGOLA MANSION." (A/N: I think everyone can guess who that was.)

"Squalo? Perfect! I can practice my new baseball pitch!" Yamamoto mused. "Oi! Squalo! come over here!"

Squalo pretended not to hear. Or couldn't hear because of the sound of his own voice. "OIIIIIIIIII IS THERE ANYONE INTERESTING HERE! NOBODY! I'LL GO BACK TO VARIA QUARTERS!"

As he turned around, he was met by a blue flame coated blade. "Hi Squalo! Wanna play a game?"

"NO!"

"Please? I promise it will rid you of bordem?"

"UNLESS IT INCLUDES FIGHTING, I'M NOT-"

"If it will include fighting depends on you."

"OKAY I'M IN!"

Yamamoto smirked in victory, "Alright then, follow me!"

At the training room... "Alright, just try to hit this ball," Yamamoto held the ball up. "don't use your flames though!" Yamamoto took his pitching stance. A serious expression flashed across his face. Yamamoto threw the ball (A/N: I'm sorry I can't elaborate on the throwing part, but I don't know much about baseball...) the ball started to spazz out in wild direction, even though it was stil going forward. Squalo unsheathed his sword, and sliced the ball cleanly in half, moving nothing but his arm.

Suddenly, Yamamoto had a vein pulsing through his forehead. His brows were furrowed. And a frown was spread on his face. "That was my.. LUCKY baseball. You will get the fight you wanted. But this time I will slaughter you." (A/N: In my opinion, Chrome influenced him a bit too much.)

And the whole left side of the mansion was destroyed.

Chrome was busy delivering paperwork to her boss. Mammon walked right in front of her and boldly asked, "Where's that Mukuro." Not even a question. A statement.

"Mukuro-sama and Hibari-san are on a mission right now. So, he'll be back next week, considering how "well" he works with Hibari-san." Chrome politely answered.

"This is bull. I don't get paid enogh to talk to you. Or even be here." Mammon turned away.

Chrome started to walk away. But before she did, she heard Mammon's cries while he dreamt of Cakey-sama, Scientology, Kawaii-Desu stuff like unicorns puking rainbows, Cat-step, One pregnent Markiplier (- Awesome youtuber), A funeral for Retro Games, Minecraft, North Korea's airforce; paper planes made by the USA, and Clock's saliva. An evil grin spread across her face.

"Kyokugen, kyoukugen, kyokugen~" Ryohei hummed as he delivered paperwork to the Tenth.

"Ryohei-kun~ Where are you my sweetpea~?" Sang a flirtatious voice.

Ryohei spent the rest of he day running and hiding.

"I HAVE A WIFE!" He shouted occasionally. "PLUS I'M STRAIGHT LIKE A REAL BOXER!"

Lussuria only chased with more vigor whenever he said that.

Lambo miraculously slept peacefully as all of this happened.

Until Levi barged into the room.

"HEY YOU COW OR DINOSAUR OR WHATEVER!"

"Is it morning all ready? No... I'm going to tell myself that it's night..."

"BOSS TOLD ME TO GO FIGHT ONE OF THE GUARDIANS."

"I think Gokudera's free..." Lambo mumbled.

"Also, I'm not sorry for almost killing you when you were five."

The tension was so thick that you could cut i with a butter knife. "So," Lambo unpinned one of his famous grenades. "you want to see how I've improved?"

And the Northeast side of the mansion blew up along with Lambo's sanity.

Gokudera was delivering all the paperwork that he had to deliver, plus Ryohei's part to deliver. He almost collapsed from the weight. Little did he know that...

BOOM went the hallway!

... Belphegor stole one of his bombs, lit it, and hid it in the stack of paper work.

Pissed off Gokudera did not want to deal with selfish blondie self-proclaimed prince right now.

Solution: Destroy target.

Whelp, there goes the Southeast part of the mansion.

"I swear on my name as tenth I will murder you and the rest of the Varia if you guys don't help out with my paperwork. Except for Chrome and Ryohei, they did nothing wrong. The rest of you. Help or I will stain these gloves with blood."

Guess who said that?

You guessed right, it was Neo Vongola Primo! Your prize is to do half of the paperwork he gets on a daily basis! Congratulations!

And, DONE!

A/N: Thank you for reading! Hoped you enjoyed! I'm sorry if I got something incorrect here. It's just that I haven't watched KHR in a long time, so please tell me if I did anything wrong!It's also the reason I didn't write all too much for anyone, I was too afraid I would get something wrong. I took a risk with Yamamoto, but I really didn't like taking a risk, so that's about it. -.- I know I'm sad. Anyway! Thank you! As always, please leave requests! I would love to do them!

With regards,

Shadow-chan