Chapter 10: Possessive Dating
Saturday Night: Fowler Residence...
"Can you partially possess me Shirokuma?" Theresa said as she was casually spinning her baton, her voice having a tone of joy and glee based on the fact that she finally got a date with a crush, she was so elated she even allowed Kazeryu to partially possess her so he can eat ice cream and cookies as a reward for doing so well and getting a date with her crush, eating cookies and sweets was something that he enjoyed dearly as he had cookies in the past but never the cold but refreshing and sweet taste of ice cream before, which he almost jumped for joy when he ate a spoonful of mint ice cream for the first time in his life.
'Why do you want me to partially possess you? Thought you told us three that Kazeryu will be the one who will go out and do the courting with Randy.' Shirokuma bluntly said, as his weapon and his brother's weapons were laying on Theresa's bed.
"I just want to see what I look like when you partially possess me, that's all, also just in case if Kazeryu trips up with my date and I need a cool and calm Samurai to take his place, do you understand?" Theresa responded, after several seconds, Shirokuma responded with a grunt and a scoff.
'Alright, fine...' Shirokuma said, somewhat slowly for he never thought of himself as cool or calm or whatever Theresa described him anyway.
Faint streams of golden energy poured out of the axe of Shirokuma, the small amount of streams spun around Theresa's body, Theresa's ponytail grew longer making her hair seem like it was just as long as when Kazeryu is partially possessing her but the hair was kept in a ponytail as it reached her waist, her hair highlight became yellow, contrasting her violet-hair greatly and the highlight reached to the end of her ponytail, her eyes turned from light blue to golden yellow and top it off, her clothes were replaced with a beautiful golden kimono that has a pattern of white cherry blossoms, and to everyone's surprise, in her right hand was a Japanese-style parasol, it was white with a beautiful cherry blossom painted on the parasol and right beside the cherry blossom is a bear paw, its dark coloring greatly contrasting the cherry blossom.
'Wow...' Theresa said, clearly at the lost of words as she looked at herself in the mirror, at least Shirokuma made her look at the mirror.
"And to make matters worse, my voice is like my actual voice, greatly contrasting a pretty frame with a strong note." Shirokuma said clearly not liking his partially possessed form, his voice was still deep and gruff like it usually is, greatly contrasting the person's voice he is partially possessing.
'But you, well, I look absolutely amazing!' Theresa exclaimed, clearly impressed with Shirokuma's partially possessed form, with the traditional Japanese outfit, beautifully made parasol and the long ponytail with her yellow highlight going through it, it made her look very pretty, something that Shirokuma is not.
"But my voice will make them fall, and they'll rest without you about that..." Shirokuma said as he spun the parasol around, putting a spin to his catchphrase that he nonchalantly uses half the time.
'That is true, but I don't trust Mizuwani so I'll have to rely on you if Kazeryu messes something up okay Shirokuma?' Theresa said, her voice having genuine trust with the Golden Samurai Oni.
"Alright, but since I'm going to be the backup you must teach how to speak dainty and light, my natural speaking voice is to make enemies fall, not to make lovers fall in laughter." Shirokuma reluctantly agreed, Theresa smiled for it was nice to have some cooperation after having to deal with stomach pain caused by a hungry Mizuwani.
'Alright first off, you need to stop scoffing, I don't really scoff, also you need to stop saying that 'My Strength will make you fall, rest forever about that.' I never said anything like that, Randy will give me the cold shoulder if he catches you saying something like that.' Theresa said, Shirokuma nodded in response as he run a hand through his long ponytail.
"Anything else Fowler?" Shirokuma asked once more, he legitimately tried to sound more feminine and light, surprisingly, it slightly worked, still being strong and gruff but lacking that extreme deepness to it, his voice sounding more akin to a middle-aged woman rather than a gruff stern Strongman.
'Remember to be polite to Randy, don't criticize him, and protect him from anything just in case okay?' Theresa said, Shirokuma once again responded with a quick nodded as he cleared his throat multiple times
"May you please hold my hand Randy?" Shirokuma asked, his voice actually being lighter than it was before, sounding like if Theresa had a sore throat, something that admittedly Theresa laughed about.
"Am I'm doing better Fowler?" Shirokuma said returning back to his normal voice.
'Yes but it still needs improvement, thank you for doing this Shirokuma...' Theresa said, Shirokuma smiled and simply said in his 'daintyl'voice.
"Do not worry, I'm doing this for you did a noble act of sacrificing your self enjoyment so you can make Kazeryu happy." Shirokuma said, clearly impressed with Theresa's kindness.
"That is worth doing a courtship correctly." Shirokuma smiled as quickly went back to his axe, turning Theresa back to her usual self with her short ponytail and pink highlight and not with a Kimono and parasol.
"Alright, lets get a good night rest you three, we got a big day tomorrow..." Theresa said with a smile as she grabbed the three weapons and leaned them back on the dresser as usual and prepared to go bed.
Meanwhile...
At the outskirts of Norrisville was scrap city, a brutal savage place that where broken robots are still rampaging throughout the city, breaking and causing havoc through the city of broken iron, for they were afflicted with wrath for being viewed as trash and nothing more. On the top of the tallest scrap pile was a red sword planted in a plate of shredded iron, it was a straight-bladed katana one side-bladed but straight in terms of body, the blade was red and the sharp edge was black, making it very edgy in terms of coolness, at the end of the hilt was a pommel with a small chain attached to the pommel.
Everyday, many robots tried to climb up the scrap iron mountain that the blade resides at the top, most of them fail, when they fail, they break into smaller pieces, only making the scrap pile even higher in height.
But there was one who finally climbed up the mountain and obtained the reward at the top, it was not a robot, it was not a human, it was not beast, it was an Oni.
The Bison Oni quietly walked to the scrap pile, he huffed loudly as he rested his massive axe on his armored shoulder, he looked at the scrap pile, he knew that many climbed on this mountain-like pile of broken metal and shredded circuits to obtain that powerful looking sword.
The Bison Oni growled, its horns were twisted and black, being massively bigger and a lot more unevenly grown than it was before he changed into an Oni, the Oni yawned loudly as he raised its double-bladed axe over its head, being about eight feet tall, it was a long way down for the axe, the Bison Oni swung its massive axe against the scrap pile, bits and pieces rubble out of the pile. The Bison Oni did this many times, essentially leveling out the scrap pile as it reduced in size and height. The Bison Oni snorted loudly as the scrap mountain was once eighty feet tall, was now a mockery of what it once was, being only simply an eighth of what it used to be, the Red Sword of the Last Legendary Oni was quietly waiting for someone to grab it, the Bison Oni snorted loudly as it easily grabbed the sword by reaching up and grabbing the sword.
With the sword in his left hand and the his trusty axe in his right, he left the city of broken iron, obtaining the prized treasure on top of the mountain by chopping down the mighty mountain down to a mockery it once was, he found it funny, for it took only an axe to get what he wanted, unlike the others who tried to climb up the mountain instead of shredding it down.
Sunday: Norrisville: Greg's Gaming Hole.
Theresa was waiting in front of the entrance to Greg's Gaming Hole, her hair is long like it was yesterday and the pink highlights were removed, making her hair just pure violet, she was wearing her Baton-Twirling uniform and strapped to her back was the guitar case she usually now carries around, she giggled happily as she waited for her date to arrive, it was 2:55 and their wasn't a single sign of Randy Cunningham yet, bringing doubt to Theresa, but it was Kazeryu who was partially possessing her that soothe her with words of reassurance.
"Don't worry Onee-chan, Randy-sempai will come!" Kazeryu said happily, wanting to make his Onee-chan feel a little less anxious and nervous than she is right now.
"Theresa?" Kazeryu heard, quickly he turned to see Randy Cunningham, his Onee-chan's one and only crush.
"Oh Hello Randy-Sempai!" Kazeryu said with a cute and chirper giggle, Randy blushed as a response.
"You look even better than yesterday!" Randy exclaimed, Kazeryu instinctively blushed as a response to Randy's flattering words, all in the while he could hear Theresa's squealing like a lovesick school girl, which technically she is if kazeryu is being honest.
"Thank you Randy-Sempai! You look great too!" Kazeryu said as he gave a Randy a small smile, Randy's flushed cheeks became even redder than before, taking the compliment with a humble blush.
"Anyway, so where do you want to go today Theresa?" Randy asked, somewhat coolly.
'Onee-chan, where do you want to go?' Kazeryu asked, truly having no clue on where does his Onee-chan want to go.
'Just go where you want to go Kazeryu-kun, you already made me happy by getting me this date to begin with!' Theresa exclaimed with jovial glee.
"Can we play here Randy-Sempai?" Kazeryu asked with a smile, wanting to go some more arcade games
"Sure! We can eat here if you want also!" Randy said with a sweet smile, Kazeryu responded with a polite nod. Before they even opened the door to Greg's Gaming Hole, a random Oni decided to cause havoc nearby, about maybe a block away from Greg's Gaming Hole, causing explosions and screams to become a lot more prominent than it was before, the two teens quickly heard the ruckus.
'Are you...WONKING!...SERIOUS!?' Theresa exclaimed loudly that bothered Kazeryu greatly, clearly upset that her first date with her biggest crush is getting interrupted.
'Hah! You just got your date blocked by an Oni!' Mizuwani chimed in after laughing loudly, Shirokuma, admittedly laughed as well.
'Wow, who knew there was going to be an rampaging Oni right at the time your date started, how brutally inconvenient.' Shirokuma said before laughing moreso.
"Theresa, please go inside and stay in the Game Hole where its safe okay?" Randy said, clearly caring about Theresa's well-being.
"Oh, Okay Randy-Sempai..." Kazeryu said as Randy strangely ran off, possibly so he can hide and won't embarrass himself with his fear.
"Are we going to fight Onee-chan? Or are we just going to listen to Randy-Sempai?" Kazeryu asked truly wanting Theresa's opinion.
'Lets actually listen to him, the Ninja will handle it!' Theresa said, somewhat frantically for she wanted to not have her date interrupted by a rampaging Oni.
"Couldn't hear your answer!" Kazeryu said loudly, completely ignoring Theresa's answer as he quickly opened up the guitar case containing the three weapons of the Four Legendary Oni's and quickly grabbed his purple crossbow, in a puff of purple smoke and a flash of electrical purple lighting later, what replaced partially possessed Theresa was Kazeryu, the Purple Dragon Oni, in his real Oni form instead of a altered Theresa form.
'What!? Kazeryu come on please! I need this date! Just please change back and go inside the arcade!' Theresa begged as she was now in purgatory along with Mizuwani and Shirokuma.
"Sorry Onee-chan! But Randy-baka ran away from us! And Ninja-baka can't handle Oni's like we do!" Kazeryu said with a childish giggle as he spun his crossbow and he strapped the guitar case to his back.
"And I know the perfect way Onee-chan can get Randy-Sempai to like her even further!" Kazeryu said as he rushed to where the enemy Oni was, which wasn't really that far of a walk.
'This isn't going to end well isn't it?' Mizuwani said, his voice deep in a deadpan tone.
'Don't worry Fowler, it will end well...' Shirokuma said in response to Mizuwani's doubting words, clearing doubting his own words.
"Smoke Bomb!" The Ninja said as appeared to confront the Oni while he struck a bombastic pose.
"Alright Pumba, show me what you got!" The ninja said to the Oni, the Oni was six feet tall, making it slightly taller than the Ninja, apparently six feet tall is the common Oni height, it wielded a massive mace with brutal and crude spikes protruding unevenly out of the iron ball, he snorted loud as its long boar-like snout protruded out of a skinless face, it was wide and fat and lacked patches of hair around its body, the furless patches were instead replaced with plates of iron nailed on to its body, making it seem like the Oni was in ceaseless agony, its tusks were rotten yellow and long and it sported five eyes, all around its head and snout.
The Boar Oni snorted loudly as it waited for the Ninja to make his move, wanting the Ninja to make the wrong move first, it scratched its belly as it laughed hoarsely, effectively taunting the Ninja with its disgusting demeanor.
"I know your playing me Pig, so let me show you some Ninja rings!" The Ninja said as he threw several flying Ninja rings at the Boar Oni, the Boar Oni yawned as he didn't even bother to try and dodge the Ninja rings, allowing the rings to pierce his flesh, or at least barely pierce his flesh, his disgusting fat was so thick the rings barely even cut his hairless flesh, some of them even bounced off comically.
The Boar Oni laughed as it taunted the Ninja even further by hitting itself in the stomach with his mace which resulted to very little effect besides the mace bouncing off of his stomach.
"God, that is schnasty!" The Ninja exclaimed as he watched the Boar Oni snort and laugh loudly, the Boar Oni ran up to the Ninja surprising the Ninja with its fast movement despite its obese figure.
"Ninja slice!" The Ninja said as he slashed the Boar Oni, only for to have his blade to completely bounce off the Boar's body, but it did make a slight cut on the Oni's body, but the cut was more akin to a long paper cut rather than a wound from a sword.
"Really?" The Ninja only said as the Boar Oni swung its mace to the Ninja's head, the Ninja luckily dodged the spiked cudgel and slashed the Boar Oni again, this time slashing at the same wound that actually cut the Boar's morbid stomach, the cut was deeper than it was before, the Boar snorted loudly as it quickly grabbed the Ninja's free arm as retaliation, with little effort the Boar Oni threw the Ninja, luckily the Ninja was skilled enough to land of his feet from the throw.
"Its takes more than that to defeat someone like the Ninja!" The Ninja said proudly, the Boar Oni snorted loudly, not really being affected by the Ninja's boastful words, before the Boar Oni could do anything to the Ninja, he was hit by a purple crossbow bolt to his left side, the bolt bouncing off of the Boar Oni but it left a noticeable bruise as a constellation prize.
"Hello Boar-ranchi!" The Ninja groaned loudly when he heard the Purple Dragon Oni's voice, the Boar instinctively turned around to see Kazeryu with his crossbow pointed at the Boar, and strangely Kazeryu had a guitar case strapped to his back, something that the Ninja quickly took notice.
"Mind if I defeat you!?" Kazeryu said, surprisingly politely but it was still tinged with excitement and childish enthusiasm, the Boar Oni was silent for a moment but he spoke for the first time with a surprisingly formal voice.
"I would mind immensely for it disrupts my plan of destroying the Ninja..." Kazeryu blinked for a moment, not really expecting his answer to be spoken like that.
"Can't hear the answer! No matter how you word it!" Kazeryu said as he spun around and shot the Boar Oni with a crossbow bolt, like with the ninja stars, the bolt bounced off of the Boar's fat, he laughed hoarsely as he said with a proud tone.
"Why do you want to fight me fellow Oni, why don't join me and defeat this excuse for a fellow fighter!" The Boar Oni said, even though Kazeryu shot another crossbow bolt at the Boar which again didn't really do anything.
"I don't want to! My Onee-chan is in love with the boy who's obsessed with the Ninja-baka!" Kazeryu said instantly with an honest tone, the Ninja looked at the Purple Dragon Oni with an raised eyebrow.
"Your sister? Well then, she has quite poor tastes if I was being an honest boar..." the Boar Oni said as he held his mace like it was a gentleman's cane after he snorted a laugh.
"Don't insult Onee-chan taste! Your going to be Ranchi when I'm done with you Boar-baka!" Kazeryu exclaimed as he shot once more at the Boar Oni, once again the Boar's tough and powerful fat and hide did a lot to protect his well being, the Boar Oni snorted as he laugh, not feeling any form of pain whatsoever.
'Your doing really well Child...' Mizuwani chimed in with a smug laugh, he was given glares from the Golden Samurai and the Violet-haired girl in purgatory as a reward for his words
"Come on now my fellow Oni, we should join together, your barely doing anything to affect my well-being..." The Boar Oni said with a loud and gruff snort, Kazeryu growled loudly as a response.
'If you need any help just grab my trident...' Mizuwani chimed in once more, this time sounding a lot less smug and arrogant than the last time he spoke and in some cases, actually sounding sympathetic.
"Alright Fine!" Kazeryu said as he grabbed the large guitar case with his free hand, he opened the guitar case revealing an Golden Axe and a Blue Trident, Kazeryu quickly grabbed Mizuwani's trident, blue streams of energy began to pour out of the trident, the streams covered Kazeryu's whole entire body, after several seconds of Kazeryu being basked in a aura of blue, a flash of blue light occurred, after the light dissipated, what appeared instead of Kazeryu was Mizuwani, the Blue Alligator Oni.
The Boar Oni snorted loudly at his new opponent, not really expecting an Oni to change forms like that, Mizuwani placed Kazeryu's crossbow in the guitar case as he spoke with a rather smug tone.
"Don't worry uncouth pig, I'm different from the Purple Baby Dragon..." Mizuwani said as he rested his trident on his shoulder, the Boar Oni snorted loudly in response.
"And, Hello Ninja, when I'm done with Pig Fat over there, your next..." Mizuwani said he turned his head to the Ninja.
'Please don't tell me your actually going to attack the Ninja...' Theresa said, Mizuwani ignored Theresa, not wanting to respond to her words.
The Boar Oni snorted loudly as it charged to Mizuwani, the Boar Oni raised his mace over his head, wanting to smash the arrogant Mizuwani, unfortunately for the Boar Oni, Mizuwani already came up with a strategy, the Boar Oni slammed his mace down only for Mizuwani to dodge rather effectively, quickly Mizuwani lunged his trident to the Boar Oni's foot, unlike it belly which was so thick nothing could pierce it, his legs on the other lack any fat whatsoever which means that the Trident went through the Boar Oni's foot, the three prongs ripping the flesh of the leg, the Boar Oni squealed in pain.
"Seems like I just got the big catch..." Mizuwani said amusingly, then all of the sudden he pulled out the trident, causing more flesh to be ripped and sliced by the Trident's razor sharp prongs, Mizuwani with surprising precision he tripped up the Boar Oni by using his Trident to hit the back side of the Boar's leg, effectively causing the Boar Oni to fall on its back.
"Riptide...Slice..." Mizuwai's trident glowed an aura of black, while the Boar Oni was on the floor and before he could even sit up, Mizuwani stabbed the Boar Oni in the throat, causing the Boar Oni to squeal in pain one last time before finally meeting its end, Mizuwani scoffed smugly as he pulled out his trident before turning to an awe-struck Ninja.
"Your next, Rogue..." Mizuwani said as he pointed his Trident at the Ninja, the Ninja gulped loudly in response but got into a fighting stance.
'No, Stop! Please Mizuwani! Stop!' Theresa said as an attempt to make the Blue Alligator Oni lay down his weapon, Mizuwani once again ignored her, only scoffing loudly as a response, he was about to lay the smack down on the Ninja until he heard crying, this got the Blue Alligator Oni to finally speak to his friends in purgatory.
"Are you serious? Crying over someone who imprisoned us for like a bundle of centuries?" Mizuwani said to Kazeryu specifically for he knows how Kazeryu cries like, Kazeryu cried louder than before, something that quickly irritated the Blue Alligator Oni.
"At least give me a good reason why shouldn't I just end his life right now!" Mizuwani exclaimed to the others in Purgatory, not even caring if he said his aloud like some kind of madmen.
'Because he spared us to begin with, we weren't like the others, at least he didn't end our lives when he had the chance...' It was Shirokuma that answered, Mizuwani eyes widen when Shirokuma spoke, realizing that's a really good reason why he shouldn't end the Ninja's life, Mizuwani looked at the Ninja, the Ninja was staring at him inquiringly, not really knowing who was Mizuwani was talking to, Mizuwani growled loudly at the Ninja and scoffed at him, and then all of the sudden Mizuwani disappeared in a puff of blue smoke, leaving the Ninja to his confused thoughts.
"Thanks Mizuwani." Theresa said as she was now back Greg's Gaming Hole, safe and completely sound with three weapons back into her guitar case, Mizuwani responded with an audible groan and scoff.
'You made the right choice Mizuwani...' Shirokuma said, Mizuwani once again scoffed in response, not really caring about Shirokuma's praise.
'Just get this stupid date done, I'm tired of this stupid love-infused bickering...' Mizuwani said, his voice having a very noticeable tone of venom in it.
Theresa patiently for Randy to get back to the Gaming arcade, when he did return, he sported a rather angry face, something that Theresa quickly questioned.
"Randy are you alright? Is there something wrong?" Theresa asked, a slight tinge of worry in her voice and demeanor, Randy sighed loudly before answering.
"Its nothing, but can we call this date off?" Randy asked as he eyed Theresa's guitar case, Theresa frowned at Randy's words, Theresa sighed and simply asked.
"Why?" Randy thought for a moment before answering, he sported a rather devious smile before saying.
"Because I know your Shirokuma, and that Kazeryu guy and that Blue guy that tried to kill the Ninja..." Silence envelop between the two teens, until it was Shirokuma that made the perfect response to the situation at hand.
'I was so wrong, this is ending so horribly unwell...'