I'm sorry that I haven't updated for a while. I just started school. I WILL update the last chapters on time. This is only the first part of Chapter 4, and the second part will be put up on Wednesday. Thank you for your patience.
Thank you to follower KimiAshinhurst
I don't own the Avengers, I don't own Nerf.
Natasha was sitting quietly, reading a book on the strongest poisons. Of course, she already knew the best ones to use for interrogations - which caused the most pain without death, which caused the most painful death that had an antidote, etc. But she never really needed to know about poisons that caused swift death - they were unnecessary in the Red Room. So she sat, and she read, thoroughly enjoying her book. She had exactly five seconds to register the presence of someone in the doorway befores something came flying towards her and she flipped herself over the back of the chair, pulling out and loading her gun. She heard the projectile plink off of the wall, and went to check what had been shot. She found a hot pink Nerf dart lying under the chair. With a grin that makes most males cross their legs in fear and discomfort, she leapt up, although the archer was long gone by now. she hit a button on the wall, and JARVIS alerted all of the Avengers that it was a 'Code N'. The wall turned beside the button, opening up into a Nerf armory, complete with bows, handguns, rifles, and her personal favorite, a N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 (A/n I will call this the Vulcan). She throws on one of her vests (counts points against an Avenger) takes the Vulcan, a bandolier full of darts, and a couple of one-dart handguns before flipping into the vents and making her way towards the labs.
Tony heard the alarm go off, put on his vest, and pulled out the only thing that he could actually fire - a Nerf Ironman gauntlet. The engineer grabbed a belt full of ammo, and ran out of the lab as fast as he could.
Bruce walks up to the living room and sets himself up on a couch with the TV remote - no one will bother him, so he doesn't even bother putting on a vest. He would continue his experiments down in the lab, but it's safer to stay up here for now.
Thor doesn't understand how to use these puny Midgardian weapons work and why they cause no injury, but he throws on his vest, grabs his Nerf foam Mjolnir, and heads off to beat up his teammates.
Steve grabs his vest, a Nerf stealth-fire Capt. America Shield (he wasn't allowed to use his vibranium one, and he could use it deflect and shoot darts), a bandolier of ammo, and a Zombie Strike Flip Fury.(FF)
Clint is silently wandering the tower with a Nerf Rebelle Agent Bow in hand, and a Raider CS-35 (Raider) strapped to his back.
Tony swats a button as he passes, and calls into the intercom:
"May the odds be ever in your favor!"
Let the games begin.