"Edwaaaaaard!" Ed rolled his eyes as he looked up from his book. Normally he would've ignored whatever it was trying to distract him from his reading, too absorbed in the material to even notice. But it was kind of hard to ignore a genderless palm tree… especially when said palm tree was wearing Ed's clothes.

Ed raised an eyebrow at the homunculi. His eyes travelled up and down, scrutinizing the new choice of outfit. 'Damn, he looks good in those pants…' He blushed as he shook his head, trying to rid himself of those thoughts, averting his eyes from those leather-clad legs.

"What are you doing, Envy?" Envy looked up at him and smirked. Ed narrowed his eyes in suspicion. He did not like that smirk. It usually meant Envy was plotting… against him.

"Nothing," he replied simply, shrugging his shoulders. Ed sighed, shaking his head in exasperation. He never did know what to expect from the envious homunculi.

"Ok… Why are you wearing my clothes?" Envy's grin widened, sending shivers down Ed's spine.

"I'm experimenting! Your clothes are pretty comfy, though I must ask, whatever possessed you to wear leather pants?" Ed felt his face grow hot and he glared at him.

"S-shut up! They looked cool, and they're comfortable," he defended. Envy snickered, raising up his arms in mock surrender.

"Hey, I'm not complaining," he said, his eyes moving down to the leather pants Ed was wearing. Ed's face flushed a few shades darker as he sat up, shifting about uncomfortably. Envy laughed at him.

"But that's besides the point. I must admit I love this muscle shirt you've picked out," Envy exclaimed, wiping a stray tears from the corner of his eye from laughing so hard. Ed's eyes moved to the undershirt. It was a nice shirt, Ed agreed. The fabric was durable, which was important considering he got into a fight practically every other day. It hardly ever tore. And Ed couldn't help but admire it when it was on his boyfriend. It wasn't so tight that it restricted movement, but tight enough that he could see the defined muscles against the dark fabric. And the low cut design allowed him to see the pale skin of his lover's smooth collarbone. If possible, his face grew an even darker shade of red.

"I'll admit the black jacket is nice. The white trim doesn't look half bad. I just have to wonder, why on earth would you wear so many layers," Envy demanded with a pout. He wore the black under jacket open, instead of closed like how Ed usually wore it. Ed growled at him, but couldn't help but wonder the same thing. On Envy, the jacket looked good, but why so many layers? It was a major change from the homunculi's usual revealing attire. And Ed was embarrassed to say that he missed it. He couldn't deny, Envy had a very nice body, with his well-toned muscles and lean build.

"And this coat! It's absolutely fabulous!" Ed glared at him. The homunculus sounded almost mocking as he gushed over Ed's signature blood red coat. He couldn't, however, bring himself to feel offended. Red definitely looked good on him. It wasn't fair! How could he make everything look so good?! It was his coat for crying out loud! He was so lost in his thoughts, he didn't notice Envy creeping closer to him and the couch. He jumped when he felt his warm breath ghosting over his ear.

"Oh, Edwaaard?" Envy sang. Ed shuddered.

"Y-yes," he stuttered. Envy didn't reply. Instead, he leaned over and scooped the tiny blond up into his arms. Ed instinctively wrapped his arms around the other's neck to keep from falling. He looked down at the ground below him. It seemed farther away than usual.

"H-hey! What are you… P-put me down," Ed demanded. Envy chuckled.

"No can do, chibi-san!" Ed fumed as he squirmed to get out of his grasp.

"Don't call me that, you jerk! I'm not small!" he protested. Envy sighed as he continued to squirm.

"Don't make me drop you, pipsqueak," he said teasingly. Ed looked up at him with smoldering eyes that promised him nothing but pain.

"I said I'm not small! I'm still growing you know!" Envy smirked.

"Temper, temper," he said, clucking his tongue in mock disapproval. Ed growled in frustration, before rolling out of Envy's arms and onto the floor. He landed on the floor with a loud thud. Envy grinned maliciously as let himself drop… right on top of the unsuspecting blond.

"Oof! E-Envy, what the hell was that fo-" he was effectively cut off by a pair of soft lips on his own. His eyes widened slightly as he gazed up into a pair of slitted violet eyes. He shivered. Envy's lips were surprisingly cold, not that he minded. It felt good.

He let his eyes close as he leaned into the kiss, ignoring Envy's satisfied snicker. He balled his hands into the fabric of his red coat, pulling them closer. Finally, Envy pulled away, a light blush dusting his pale cheeks. Ed pouted slightly as Envy stood, a victorious grin spreading across his face. Ed rolled his eyes. The homunculus had obviously won that round, but it was worth it.

"Hey Ed?"

"Yeah?" Envy smirked.

"You know what the best part of this outfit is?" Ed shook his head.

"These platform boots make me feel so tall! I can see why you wear them," he stated happily. Ed glared daggers at him, slowly standing back up.

"I. Am. NOT. Short!" he shouted, raising his automail fist. Envy gulped, chuckling nervously.

"Heh heh… Love ya!" Envy shouted as he took off in a dead sprint. Ed took off after him.

"Love you too, you jerk! Now get back here, so I can show you how much!" Ed shouted angrily. Envy glanced back at him over his shoulder, grinning sheepishly.

"Na… I think I'm good. I can clearly see from here," he shouted back, blowing his enraged boyfriend a kiss. He quickly picked up his pace laughing maniacally the whole way.