Disclaimer: STEALING IS UNYOUTHFUL! I HAVE MUCH RESPECT FOR THE YOUTHFULNESS OF NARUTO AND I AM JUST BORROWING ASPECTS, NOT STEALING IT. ITS A MATTER OF HONOR.

A.N. I've decided I don't feel like following a timeline. But I'll keep updating.

Severus Snape was completely prepared to hate Harry Potter. A clone of his cursed father, James, he was sure. No aspect of his mother at all.

As the name was called he leveled a glare at the boy that only lasted seconds. Harry didn't look like his father, but he didn't have anything of his mother. If fact the shape of his face was not like either, and those eyebrows! They looked like they were alive!

It didn't miss his shocked inspection that he was wearing the same outfit as his odd Godson, and had the same haircut Draco insisted on getting.

It was painful enough to watch his godson being sorted into Hufflepuff, along with his two "teammates", but watching this odd man-child be sorted into Hufflepuff along with a shout of YOSH! in joy, this was breaking him into crumbly pieces.

It wasn't much help to the rest of the teachers, even Dumbledore was speechless.

Harry on the other hand flashed Hagrid a good guy pose, before watching the rest of the sorting.

A sneaking feeling of dread came over all the teachers that would be taking him.. and his clone.. as first years.

What in the world?!

Meanwhile it was so overwhelming to poor stuttering Quirrel that he seems to have passed out, causing Minerva to fan the poor pathetic man.

A.N. Our friend Quirrel and his parasite are not quite sure what to make of Gai-sensei and the power of YOUTH! But what's next in our springtime of Youth? Stay tuned!