"Well, that truly was one of the most peculiar fanfictions I've ever read," Mina said after she closed her laptop for the night. "And it ended so abruptly!"
"I don't think it was fair on the reader," said Lucy, playing with her hair. "It promised them a love story between Sulley and Boo, and ended with him eating her. But, at the same time, I found it quite arousing."
"Arousing?" went Mina, placing a hand over her chest to show her surprise at her best friend's statement. "You like the thought of Sulley devouring you?"
"I like the thought of Sulley doing anything to me," said Lucy dreamily. "He really is the sexiest animated character of all time."
"Lucy, really, I know that you're weird and all, but you are joking, right?"
Lucy shrugged.
"I just find John Goodman's voice so soothing," she said with a purr in her voice. "And I loved how he wore a suit and top hat in this story. That just sounds so hot to me!"
"What was with that, anyway?" asked Mina, combing her hair. "It had nothing to do with anything. It's almost as if the author was in a rush when writing it."
"Joke all you like, Mina," said Lucy. "But tonight, I hope I have dreams of Sulley wearing a suit and a top hat. And placing a mint in his mouth. And then eating the box that the mint was in..."
"You really are weird, Lucy," said Mina, rolling her eyes and heading out the door. "Well, I'll see you in the morning, my good friend, unless of course you get murdered or something tonight."
"Good night, Mina," said Lucy, placing a Sulley nightgown over her body. It was a child's size gown that was way too small for her. But she didn't care. It was the only way she could feel as close to Sulley as possible.
She went into her bathroom and admired all of the Sulley posters she had on the wall. She lifted her gown up, sat down on her Sulley toilet seat, and urinated as she dreamed about her beloved monster.
"For all I know, this could be the last time I relieve myself," Lucy said to herself for no particular reason. "But, then again, I doubt I'll be murdered tonight or anything."
Once she was finished, she washed her hands, using a blue bar of soap that reminded her of the color of Sulley's fur, and then went to bed, covering herself with her Sulley blanket.
She thought about the fanfiction, and how it ended. Why did Sulley go outside and scream to the heavens? Who was he so angry at? Was the author of the story just taking a cheap shot at people like her who loved to ship Sulley with Boo? And what did he mean by "having revenge"?
She placed these thoughts aside as she closed her eyes, but just as she was commencing to get drowsy, she heard a loud creaking noise.
She looked up and turned her head around the room. Nothing out of the ordinary. Nothing except for her closet door being open.
"Mina?" she went softly. "Mina, is that you?"
But there was no answer. All Lucy saw was a giant hand with claws emerging from the closet, covered in blue and purple fur.
