Bad Friends Trio! A collection of oneshots featuring the most AWESOME characters in Hetalia...I PLEAD THE FIFTH. THIS IS PURE, UNDILUTED CRACK

This is a TurkeyxBulgaria fic and it will slowly turn in AU!

The Bad Touch Trio has decided to play a game of Risk. They all bet something not very important, but what will happen when undefeated America decides to join in--with one day of Alaska's servitude on the line?

No explanation will be adequate. A drunken Arthur is very fond of his constabulary. The constabulary is not very fond of Arthur. Crack, utter. Swearing, groping, traumatised policemen.

Nice restaurant? Check. Perfect atmosphere? Check. Romantic timing? Check. Everything was in place. Everything was perfect. SpainXRomano Fluff

I continue to ask myself the same question over and over again. Is fear nothing more then an illusion?

Being the busy country he is, Lithuania cannot understand why everybody would waste time playing jokes. Year after year, being a target of other countries' pranks, Lithuania cannot help but remember why he hates this dreaded 'holiday' so much.

When I felt my concentration and resolve slipping my mind would escape to her. I had to constantly remind myself, his hits aren’t as hard as hers, the sight of my battered body not as saddening as the sight of her tear streaked face... PruxHung.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...

Another world summit meeting full of hte same arguments and fights. But what happens when Prussia hears some sad-sounding music and goes to investigate? Rated T for now, may go up! Human names used!

¿Quién además de él tenía el poder para hacer sonreír a Berwald de esa manera tan dulce? Eso Tino simplemente no lo podía permitir, claro que no.

Antonio ya está harto, HARTO, de las largas que le da Arthur para no ir a visitar su casa y decide tomar cartas en el asunto. El inglés, a veces, habla demasiado.

Spain/Romano, plus Prussia and France!: The Bad Friends Trio teach Romano to read using their own patented method.

He goes out, remembering, and searching for some sign that he'll be okay.

América está atrapado en un cuerpo de chica, y Rusia... Bueno, Rusia siempre tiene la culpa de todo. Rusia/fem!USA.

TurkeyxEgypt, Turkey is forceful, Egypt has a lists of '1001 things to do before I take over the world' list, and it's snowing, a lot. Human names used. There needs to be a little more TurkeyxEgypt lovin' in the world.

The constant political struggles are literally ripping America in two. Now he has a war on his hands induced by a mysterious man who won't quit until at least one of them is dead. Civil War. Confederate!OC. Rated for later violence.

france is alone one stormy night but what will he finds a drunk england on his doorstep begging to sleep with him. FRUK yaoi

¡Mi segundo one shot de ellos! Sí, por no si no se notó, es mi pareja favorita :love: SpainxRomano.

America hates that look. Oneshot

Que fiesta aquella, se estaba divirtiendo mucho pero había un problema. Bebiendo de la copa, echo un vistazo buscando a esa persona. One-Shot de Matthew y Gilbert.

Alfred invites Arthur to celebrate his birthday in Vegas, but he hadn't planned on waking up married to him...

After a breakfast outing with America, England briefly remembers a time at a certain fast-food establishment. And then everything just sort of spirals into sex. PWP, Crackish, US/UK.

You may have beaten the ninja, but how will ya'll fair against the sheriff of this here town? I'm Sheriff Alfred Jones, and I call ya'll to a shoot out." Arthur knows that a good pirate never backs down from a challenge.

Spain is now a child and Lovino is the only one who can take care of him. With a new temporary replacement coming in and Lovino's not-so-awesome parenting skills, Lil Spain finds some new adventures in life.