Ok, I've officially given up on Kira.. so why not bring a new person into our insane equation? It's worked before, right? Right? RIGHT? Oh well...
I shrugged my chocolate-ish brown hair off my shoulders, then announced, "Let's introduce a new character! Her name is... (drum roll please!)" I waited for a drumroll, but I was the only one who did. "Ahem, I SAID DRUM ROLL!" I calmly raised a tsunami behind her. "Alright, no drum roll? YOU GET DROWNED LIKE SAKYO HERE!" She proceeded to nearly drown the poor neon-green haired boy.
"Whamnjdcbnsjmvfg bhjmkdcfbjnmdcfgbjm!" he yelled- which, in drowning language means, Oh dragons, SAVE ME!
Shinobu frowned. "Wait, isn't Kathleen the only one who can do that?"
I shook my head. "Nope, since I'M the author, I can do all sorts of stuff!"
A girl burst into the room. "Sakyo!" She somehow magically saved him form the giant tsunami.
"Oh, here she is! If it isn't Ryua Asahina! Welcome, Welcome, Welcome!" I stopped the tsunami and gave a supersweet smile.
"You nearly drowned him! What were you thinking?" Ryua glared at me.
"Well, sor-ry! No one gave me a drum roll!" I grumped.
I quickly recovered and asked, "Well, who'll you be? A participant, or a host?"
"Oh, host please! Thanks!" Ryua smiled. "Uhm, will Sakyo be okay..?"
Luna frowned. "Hey, you didn't give ME a choice!"
I smirked. "Yeah, well, RedPhoenix10123780 told me to make you a participant! And that is CLASSIFIED INFO, in other words I'm not sure Ryua..."
Sakyo woke up to see Ryua looking at him. "Uh.. hi.."
Ryua blushed. "Uhm... hi there.."
I made kissy noises behind her back. Ah, childish revenge!
"Now, I think we should bring back Kathleen, eh guys?" I snapped. "She should be done by now!"
POOF! Kathleen appeared in a flash with Kite looking defeated. "Guess who won?" She was in a black wetsuit with blue trim, while Kite was in a Speedo- uh.. "Whoooaaa, take it easy there Kite, take this towel. I rated this K+, you know." I handed Kite a towel. He wrapped it around him. (hey, the ocean was cold!)
"I lost..." he sighed.
"Pay up, Surfboy!" Kathleen held her hand out.
"Or.. why don't you tell us whether or not you like Ren!" I added.
Kite sighed. "Can I have a minute..."
I nodded and snapped. "He'll be back, don't worry. Now, I got a few dares, so why don't we do them?"
Zyro sighed. "No, no, no, no..."
I laughed. "You first then! Alright, now... I'll need this. " While reading a book, I snapped and made a cage appear, holding a.. fangirl!
Shinobu, Kite, Ren, Kathleen, Sakyo, and Luna screamed simultaneously.
"Oh Nemesis no!" Shinobu said.
"It can't be!" Luna yelled.
"But.. it is!"Sakyo exclaimed.
"Uh, why is everyone freaking out?" Ryua inquired.
Everyone turned around, and said together,
"The Fangirl."
Yay! I'm getting reviews! So I wrote more! This is probably the longest chapter of all. Also, we have now added a new character- Ryua! Thanks RyuugaandSakyo for her!
Ah, the elusive and deadly fangirl... all fictional characters fear her...
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