I'd like to use this author's note as a way to say thank you to everyone who has helped make Complete Insanity as insane as it it now.

First of all, thank you to all of those people who submitted OC's and truths/dares. I could not have 9 chapters now without your imagination!

Next off, thank you to all the reviewers, followers, and fav-ers! You guys motivate me to write more. Thanks, thanks, thanks!

And lastly, thank you to YOU, the reader, for taking time to read my work. You are awesome!

Now, without further ado, let the fantasy begin!

I smiled beautifully at the cameras. "Welcome back to.."

Ryua, Sakyo, and Kathleen chimed in, "COMPLETE INSANITY!"

"I now have new dares to torture the new victims-I mean characters-submitted by some dear, sweet reviewers and fans. Thank you one, thank you all! Shall we begin?"

"NO!" came the cry from the participants.

"I don't like your attitude, Beyblade/Beyraiderz peeps. So! LET'S GO!" I nodded at Kathleen. "Showbiz!" the 4th wall breaker squealed. She snapped, making a table appear with two jars, one labeled Truth, and the other Dare.

"May I clarify a bit?" Sakyo asked. I nodded. "If you don't agree to do your truth or dare... Demonstrate, Cookie?" I grabbed my Cookie Bazooka, changed the setting to Pillow, and aimed at Gingka. POOF! A giant cookie thwapped him in the face.

"OW! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! GET IT OFF!" I laughed. "I can change the setting... to KILL! Now, what else? Oh yes. Introducing... the OC's!"

Kathleen opened a door in the back of the room, letting in 2 people. The first girl had long, superlight blonde hair tied in a ponytail, a lightning bolt scar through one eye, and was wearing a white T-shirt, crossed belts, jeans, sneakers, and a white scarf.

The second girl had silver hair with one black streak through it, and deep green eyes with snake-like pupils. Her grey top had the sleeves ripped off and was cut at the bottom over a green tank top. She wore dark black denim jeans and grey boots.

"Iiintroducing... Alexa Snow and-"

The silver haired girl sniffed. "-Serpentine. Please, can I go now? There's no reason to stay."

Kathleen laughed outloud. "DAMIAN, COOKIE! HURRY UP OR I'LL USE THE COOKIE BAZOO-"

Damian ran into the room, collapsed onto a chair, and muttered something about "that stupid Rubia trying to stuff me into a truck."

"Ah, yes. Damian Hart, you're late. Give me Kerbeces." Kathleen held out a hand to grab the Bey.

"NO!" Damian yelled like a little girl.

"Who's gonna stop-" Kathleen taunted...partially. Serpentine, enraged, had reared up to her full height (not very tall, but scary) and grabbed Kathleen by the top of her blue tank top, eyes lighting up green.

"DON'T YOU DARE." she hissed.

The room was filled with silence as Serpentine slowly calmed down, placing the brunette gently on a chair and awkwardly sitting back down. "Sorry... it happens sometimes. Don't..ask."

I shrugged. "Alexa, take that seat next to Gingka. Serpentine, sit down there next to Damian... and Yu." Yu ran as far away from her as possible, sitting in a corner alone. "She's SCARY!"

"Yes, yes." Ryua said. "Now dares!" She dug her hand into the dare, jar pulling out a slip of paper.

"This is from havarti2, to Gingka, Kyo-yo, Ryuga, Sho, Leon, and Jin." When their name was stated, the subject groaned, facepalmed, or prayed. "The dare is to have a beybattle against your counterpart! Which is Gingkie and Sho, Yo-Yo and Leon, and Ryuuga and Jin. GO!" Without any time for protest, she snapped and all 6 people disappeared.

"Now, next dare." Kathleen snapped and made a slip of paper appear, floating down onto my hand. Reading it it 1- no 0.0000001 seconds, I smirked. "KING. MASAMUNE. GET UP HERE." I yelled demandingly. The two besties were onstage in 5 seconds flat. "This is from rosieoliveto7. Masamune, come here." Masamune slowly moved over towards me, Ryua, and Sakyo. "Tie him up, co-hosts."

"WHAT! NO! NO!" Masamune protested as he was tied to a magically appearing wall. By the two red-lovers. Kathleen snatched Striker as well.

"Now, King sweetie, I need you to launch these beyblades at Masamune. Not that bad, right?" I placed a pile of Hasbro beyblades in front of the Ares blader. He shrugged. "Yeah, not too bad." King said. "Not gonna hurt him."

Masamune nodded. "Yeah, I'm BEYPROOF!" I grabbed my Cookie Bazooka and sent the setting to scorch. "Willing to bet on fire?"

"NO!" The two yelled at the same time. "Not my best friend forever! WHY COOKIE!" I sighed, watching the two turn into squishy chibis and beg.

All of a sudden, Alexa ran up to me. "You can't! It'll hurt them!" She, too, was chibified before my very eyes.

All the squishiness made my heart sad, so I let them sit back down.

"Ugh. That's not gonna happen again. Now, dares are done." I waited for the happy sighs, and was not disappointed.

"BUT! My sweet, sweet characters Rubia, Crystal, and Sapphira are here to run the TRUTHS! Come up sweethearts!" The 3 best friends ran up onstage. All of them were in excersise outfits and were sweating hard.

"You...guys...run...fast.." Sapphira gasped in between breaths.

"They were to one who chased down each and every one of the beyblade chappies here. Give these dears some applause!" Applause came from the audience, but not the participants, who remembered all too well remembering Rubia's egotistic attitude, Sapphira's traps, and Crystal's really bad driving.

"Hm. Crystal, care to start?" The girl in a silver tank top and white gym pants nodded, pulling a truth out, taking a deep breath and reading.

"To Kathleen-who do you have a crush on?" Kathleen turned pink. "Can I whisper it?" I nodded at my co-host. She whispered a word in Crystal's ear, who smiled.

"Ooooh... moving on!" Rubia grabbed the mic and a slip of paper. "Serpentine! Is your silver hair natrual or unnatrual? And why do you get so aggravated when Damian's involved?" Ryua held up a hand.

"Stop! Don't answer. Everyone, wear these." She snapped, making white collars clamp over everyone's necks. "These are lie detectors, courtesy of my creator. RAS now called Li-Chan. Now you all can't lie."

"Dang.." Serpentine whispered. Outloud, she said, "My hair is white because of the arrangement I was put through. So yes, it's unnatrual. And for the second one..." The blue haired and silver haired characters both blushed. "We were.. good friends... back in HD. So.. I do protect him."

The lie detector did nothing.

"Okay.. looks like she was telling the truth.. somewhat. Last truth goes to..."

Sapphira took the mic and a paper. "DAMIAN! Do you have a crush on Serpentine?"

"Oooooooh!" Everyone gasped. Well, Yu, Kathleen, Ryua, and Sakyo did. I was laughing my head off.

"WHAT?" Damian turned pink. "Uh.. maybe... uh.. can I just whisper it too?" I sighed. "Damian, sweetie, you torment me. Whisper." He whispered an answer in my ear which made me laugh hysterically like a hyena.

"Oh...GAWSH... HE...HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" I told my co-hosts the answer as well, they all grinned or laughed manaically.

"I'm getting some shipping ideas..." Kathleen whispered to me.

"Does he?" Serpentine confusedly asked.

I smiled. "But of course, my dear OC. He said yes."

A/N: MUAHAHA! You must wait until the next chapter!

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