No intros, oh yeah! Sit back and enjoy.

"Hey hey hey every cookie! It's us, your four epic hosts, here today with brand new truths and dares!" Kathleen announced into the microphone...at 1:54 AM in the morning.

Crickets chirped throughout the CI building, for everyone was out for the count, catching some ZZZs before a new round of torture.

Kathleen growled, grabbing the loudspeaker mic and taking a deep breath, ready to scream. Luckily for the Beybladers and hosts, I woke up and managed to hold her back. "Kathy, sweetie, wait until 5:13, okay?" The brunette groaned, but nodded, and went back to sleep, visions of sugarcookies dancing in her head.

3 hours and 59 minutes later...

"HEY HEY HEY, MY LITTLE COOKIES!" I screamed into the loudspeaker mic. If you listened carefully, you could hear thumps as bladers and hosts alike fell out of their hammock beds onto the floor, shocked by the announcements blaring this early.

About 4-no, 3.14159 seconds later, everyone was sitting down upon those uncomfy white chairs in their PJ's, other than the guests. Those lucky ducks were being served hot cocoa, pancakes, waffles, pie and hot apple cider by waiters with trays while sitting on beanbags. Taking a look around the audience, I gawked a bit at Ryugie, mainly cause he sleeps shirtless. Not that I would know! Just pointing that out!

"Whoo.. I mean HEY! Welcome y'all! I'm here with Kathy only, cause Ryua and Sakyo are eating breakfast." I pointed to the guest audience, where the two happily were eating. "So, let's get to the-"

"I WANT BREAKFAST!" Gingka, Masamune, Yu, and Kenta bawled.

"Here Gingka, have some of my waffles." Alexa, who was an OC and therefore got free food too, handed a waffle to the orangehead, who happily wolfed it down and then hugged her. "Thanks!"

"As for the rest of you, YOU DON'T GET FOOD UNTIL WE'RE DONE!" Kathleen screamed. Then, composing herself, "Now for the...truths!"

I dragged a half-asleep Li-Chan onto stage. "Li sweetie, wake UP!" My fellow authoress grudgingly got up, and then seeing the shirtless Ryuga, absolutely positively fangirled. "I LOVE YOU, RYUGIE!" She leapt over 5 feet off the stage and then 4 feet across and hug-tackled the poor Dragon Emperor.

"Li-Chan here busted down the front door to tell Ryugie-cookie something. Beats me how she got past Bubblegum and Rainbow..." The surfer girl gestured to the two burly security guards standing at the front door.

"YES, I DID! I LOVE YOUR TIARA RYUGIEEE!" The rabid fangirl squealed, snuggling him.

"It's-ack-not-a-owch!-TIARA!" he growled.

"I DON'T CARE!" She hugged him again.

"Yes, yes. Sweet fangirls. Bye Li!" I snapped, and the authoress disappeared. "NOW for the truths. These are from that very same Ryuugie-fangirl...LI-CHAN! First off, to my dear loverboy Armez Navy! Armez, sweetie-"

Armez frowned. "Don't call me that."

"Yes, yes. Sure. Kathleen, care to... Kathy?" I turned around, for the blue-brunette was gone.

"Cookie, over there!" Ryua pointed down the hall, where Kathleen stood in a stunning paradise blue dress, with blue hibiscus flowers adorned in her hair, which trailed down her shoulders. Her sandals were silver and matched her necklace, set with a single green emerald.

"Kathleen...whoa. What happened to you?" I gasped at my character, admiring how well I wrote her.

"Just dressing up a bit. Figured as well. Speaking of which, how'd your date go everyone?" Kathleen asked.

"Really well! We went to the beach, it was nice." Alexa smiled.

"Yeah, even though I hate the sun, it was nice." Serpentine nodded in agreement.

"Nice?! It was perfect!" Ryua happily added.

"I can see you had fun. How about the boys?"

"Ryua splashed me... a bunch." Damian growled.

"I splashed Damian too." Sakyo smiled.

"That makes 3 of us!" Gingka grinned.

"So, it was fun then. Great, I'll tell Li-Chan that. It was her dare. Come on back Kathy." My co-host walked down to the stage, not noticing the longing glance that Armez gave her.

"Now, where was I...? Oh yes! Armez, who is cooler: Task or Flame?" I asked the bluehead curiously.

"I'd have to say Task. He's a better friend." The two exchanged a nod.

"Yeah, cute. Next!" I grabbed a cookie-patterned walkie talkie and spoke into it. "Crystal, sweetie-bring in the Rule 63 machine."

"Rule 63? Cookie! How could you!" Kathleen's eyes filled up with tears. "I know you're the author, but Rule 63?"

I guiltily sighed. "Never mind Crystal." Then to the audience, "Sorry. Kathy has a traumatic experience with Rule 63, which is the rule that states for every character, there is a character of the opposite gender that exists."

Nobody asked about why at all.

"Oy Leon, Tate-Kyo, this is to you- what do you think of each other?" I asked.

"Leon? He never acts his age. He's an embarrassment to Leone and I." Kyoya sniffed.

"Tate-Kyo is a total BRAT! He's just a big meany!" Leon snapped back.

"Ladies, ladies! We can agree both of you are pretty!" I calmly broke up the fight. "Now, I have only one dare, cause we're running low on time and all that. This is to Gingka and Armez and Damian... KISS YOUR CRUSH!"

The 3 turned red. "What? I can't do that in front of other people!" Armez yelled at me.

"So you do have a crush on someone! Who's the lucky cookie?" I asked.

"I will never tell you! Hey, where's Kathleen?" We all looked around.

I found the brunette hiding under the mic stand. "Kathy, are you okay?"

"NO!" The brunette screamed.

"Oh cake.. I'm sorry! I shouldn't have suggested using Rule 63! I'm sorry!" I sighed, seeing as it was no use.

Armez coughed, making me turn around. "Uhm..." He walked over, kissed Kathleen on the cheek, and walked back to his seat, too embarrassed to say anything.

Gingka sighed. "Alright, fine Cookie. You win." He walked over to Alexa, awkwardly hugging the light blonde and then gently kissing her on the lips.

The girl did not say anything, but kissed him back, wrapping her arms around his neck.

I smiled slightly. "You guys.. always stunning me."

Damian rolled his eyes. "Well, I destroyed my ego weeks ago. Serpentine, I love you."

The snake-girl in question shrugged, kissing Damian on the cheek.

Kathleen gasped, stunned. "Armez?" She stood up.

"Yeah?"

My co-host walked over to him, and gave the Leviathan blader a hug. "I love you... more than you'd expect."

"Me too."

"Well then, all shipping are well and done. Thank you for tuning in! Cookie out." Your screen is replaced by the Complete Insanity logo as all the characters wave goodbye...until the next chapter.

Man oh man, so much shipping here. Enjoy your daily dose of fluff.

Also...

I'M SO FREAKING SORRY THE UTTERLY FABULOUS Z! I had a bunch of stuff to write here and I just didn't know how to squeeze your OC in. So so so so so sorry! WAAHH!

And other than that, give me some dares and truths! Truth Or Dare closes next chapter, so be sure to send them in by then!

Afterwards, we're starting a Prank War! Or a Gameshow! Or whatever else you can think of!

Yes, I'm starting a poll! YOU, yes, Y-O-U get to choose the topic for the next segment of Complete Insanity!

So far, we have 3 choices: A Prank War, a Game Show, or to continue Truth or Dare.

But wait! I said that YOU get to choose the new topic! So send me one, send me all of your suggestions for the new saga! Just remember- make it appropriate!

Send the suggestions, truths, and dares through PM ONLY! If you are a guest user, you need a fanfiction account to do this.

Cookie out!

-Cookie