Ah, summer. :D
As a VERY VERY VERY LATE 4th of July present, (if you celebrate it) my gift to you~
Thanks for all the beautiful submissions. You guys make my heart happy.
On an unrelated topic, if anyone can tell me when/if a new Beyblade season is coming out, I will kiss you or something. IDK. I'm beyblade deprived, man! I've started watching (rewatching) Yugioh to cope!
-dramatic sigh- Here you are.
"Laadies and gentlemen, boys aaand girls, I welcome you all back to COMPLETE INSANITY!" I yell into a megaphone.
Masamune hops onto the stage. "Cookie! We decorated for the 4th of July!"
I beamed. "Great!" Then, turning back to the cameras, "For those who celebrate it, Happy Independance Day to my American buddies!"
Masamune waved a little flag and "The Star-Spangled Banner" began playing in the background.
"Let's get right onto it! First up- to celebrate, we're having a..."
"Bonfire?"
"Party?"
"CI is cancelled forever?"
"KYOYA!"
"Sorry, sorry. I hate this place."
"NOPE! EVEN BETTER!"
"TELL US!" Kathleen screamed.
"BROCCOLI EATING CONTEST!"
"WHAT. THE." BEEEEEEP.
*microphone static* Is this thing on?
Yeah, yeah. Hurry up Nara, I wanna use this laptop to go on Dueling Network.
*static-filled groan* Fine. Hi there guys, I'm Nara. I'm one of Cookie's YuGiOh OCs. And we're being the mods for CI today.
I'm Cupid. Well, Cadence, but call me Cupid. We detected a swear and now have come to remind you all to please keep all language to a minimum. We want to keep this story down to a K+ level, okay?
Okay.
Was that a TFIOS reference there, Nara?
...no...
So you DO like TFIOS!
...no...
HA! HA! HAHAHA-
You better stop that laughing right now, you little-*mute*
"Much better!" I beamed. "Oki doki loki, let's get right on with it!" I snapped, and the beanbags disappeared. In their place were long tables filled with plates of...
"BROCCOLI?" Gingka hurked. "You have GOT to be kidding me!"
Masamune fainted overdramatically, being caught by a very unwilling Kathleen.
"Dig in, boys and girls!" I said with a grin. "I do have a surprise, but y'all need to finish that sh- ehm, stuff, first."
With much grumbling and firey deathglares aimed at me, everyone dug in.
Kathleen took one look at poor Yu's face, and moved with pity, gave him a bunch of candy instead.
I gave Kathleen a death glare that could light the whole city on fire. She gave me a chibi-style grin.
Fea, Alexa, Kiseki, and Jin, exchanged a glance, but ate the broccoli. At least they were mature.
Kyoya finished, then leapt up, flipping a table. "WHICH ONE OF THOSE BLOODY IDIOTS SUBMITTED THAT AS A DARE?"
I casually sipped a pina colada. "The Utterly Fabulous Z, why?"
Kyoya hissed and pounced at the camera. Bubblegum and Rainbow punched him back down
"Thank you boys, much better. Okay!" I snapped, and everyone was poofed back into comfy chairs. "Now, my dear, sweet friend..."
"please don't say it please don't say it please don't-"Ryuga muttered a silent prayer with Kyoya.
"LIIIIII-CHAN29 GAVE US SOME MORE TRUTHS!" I yelled.
Ryuga attempted to jump out a window, but I made sure to quadruple lock them.
"Let's get on with it! (Bolt the doors, Bubblegum.)." I exlaimed.
"First, let's go with the truths! FEA!" I pointed at the hoodie-clad girl, who jumped. "Are you a brocon (someone who adores their brother alot) like Jin?"
"Um... well, I do look up to Sakyo, but adore him? Well..."
"That's a yes!" I beamed.
"Wait what? I didn't even-!"
"Next dare, From TerrahAndLizzyLeeChan! Ryuga, darling! Tell me..." I took one look at the paper in my hands, and turned the color of starch. Kathleen snatched it, scribbled somethign else on it, and handed it to me.
"That's a bit better! This is to Gingka, Masamoo-moo, Jin-the-guy, and Ryuga!" The four blinked.
"Out of allll the people here, who do you like romantically?" I asked.
The three girls whose love interests names had just been called sat bolt upright.
The four boys just stared at me as if I had just cursed up a storm.
"I'll give them a bit of time to think, eh?" I snapped, and the four disappeared.
The girls groaned.
"Tate-kyo, dearie! Two for you, my little lion man! From Li Chan..." I pressed a button, and Li Chan appeared in midapir, hug-tackling the greenette.
"I LOVE YOU!"
I grinned. "I can ship it."
"Now, for your truthity truth truth." I read off the slip of paper. "Thoughts on Jin K? And how's Kakeru?"
"The first question I'll answer later." he grumbled, trying to pry the rabid fangirl off of him. "Kakeru's just fine. He's doing great."
"And how exactly did you get your scars?" I added.
"Long story."
"Now, answer the first question you useless cucumber." I said.
"LATER, OKAY?" He yelled.
"Fine." I snapped, and sent him to wherever the other four boys were.
"Last one before the confessions- to Sakyo!" I pointed at him. Sakyo hid under a beanbag.
"What do you think of your two sisters?"
"Eh. Fea's okay. Jin's worse than Takanoste." He sighed.
"Jin giggled. "I love you too!"
"Now, it's time for the confessions!" I snapped, and all 5 boys appeared onstage.
Kiseki , Alexa, and Jin K nervously held hands in a prayer circle.
"Let's go down the line, now, shall we?" I grinned. "First up... MASAMUNE, MY DEAR LITTLE UNICOWN!"
"Oh great."
Serpentine walked up to me, and whispered something in my ear.
I nodded, then poofed everyone but the 3 girls whose love interests were on the stage out of the room.
"Better?"
Masamune gave me a thankful nod.
"Well... I kinda sorta like you, Kiseki! You're really nice and you're fun to be around but I don't know if you like me and..."
Kiseki walked up to the stage and gave him a little kiss on the cheek, which made him blush harder.
"NEXT ONE DOWN THE LINE. GINGKA." I grinned at him creepily.
"Um..." He hesitated. "Well, I really like Alexa..."
Alexa ran over and gave him the most adorable hug in perhaps the entire history of hugs. Even I awwe'd.
Gingka was too awestruck to say anything, but that dummy somehow was able to realize that he probably should kiss her.
So he did.
I smiled at the new lovebirds (a bit sadly) and then went to the next person.
"Jin the guy! Hi!"
He sighed at his new nickname. "Hi, Cookie."
"Well, tell us, why dont'cha?"
"I don't like any of the girls here?"
Kathleen poked him with a stick. "He's not lying!"
I groaned. "Okay."
"Tate-Kyo, your number is up!" I grinned. "Who do you like, sugar-cookie?"
"Ugh. If I have to say it, fine. I like Jin."
"ME?" Said both Jins simultaneously.
"THE GIRL, YOU -! NOT YOU!" Kyoya punched Jin-the-guy.
"M-me?" the one conscious Jin asked, stunned. "But I thought- I mean- I-"
"Shut up, okay?" Kyoya kissed the slightly shorter girl.
Kathleen pulled a string, and flower petals came raining down
...
on me.
"WRONG STRING!" I yelled at the blue-brunette.
She shrugged.
"Alright, Ryuga. You got out of this once, you're not getting out of it again. Who do you like?"
"Well..."
We all patiently waited. Did he like one of the now-taken girls? Or maybe someone outside of the room?
"The truth is, I like you, Cookie."
DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA!
Figured I might add a wee little plot-twist, eh?
How will everyone react? Find out next time!
Hope this made up for my absense!
I got A LOT OF DARES AND TRUTHS, most of which I could barely fit in the chapter. Hope you don't mind. :/
Til next time!
-Cookie!