Avengers Post #41351 signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen
"Sir, Nick Fury is on the line wishing to speak with you," JARVIS announces in the lab.
Tony grumbles. "Of course, right as we're on the verge of a breakthrough. JARVIS, tell the good Director to take a hike. We're working."
"I will do so, sir."
"Thank you. Alright, Brucey, I want double the power on the thrusters, adjust the satellite calibration to-,"
"Stark," Fury's face appears on the console.
"Woah, how did he do that and why. JARVIS?"
"I'm sorry, sir, I'm afraid he was insistent."
"So you just let him hack my computer?"
"Please, Tony, as if I need permission from your AI to hack your computer," Fury raises an eyebrow. "That paperwork I sent you regarding your epic fail last week needs to be reprinted and resigned. Pronto."
"Excuse me, that was not an epic fail, it was simple experimentation. That's what scientists do, trial and error." Tony continues to give orders to Bruce who looks sheepish and avoids looking at Fury.
"Half of New York State getting blown sky high by you knuckleheads is really racking up the YouTube views."
"So I'm an internet star, what can I say?"
"I want these resigned, Stark," Fury angrily holds up a stack of official looking documents with a nice pink signature dancing across the bottom. "Now. I have paperwork to file and bills from the governor to pay. You made this mess. Do your part."
"The governor doesn't like gel pen?"
Fury's scowl graces the screen for a moment before Stark terminates the connection. "Next time I'm signing in a big black Sharpie. The one that intoxicates you the moment it comes out of the package."
"In fairness, Tony, that mess really was your fault."
"So the Hulk didn't like tranqs. How would I know? Did you run the diagnostics yet?"
"As we speak."
"Great. Pack some pants. We're taking Veronica on a date to New Jersey."