Post #11985 Life is getting too complicated, I wanna be 5 again.
The Avengers have just completed another failed mission. A cold lead on the position of Loki's scepter brings them back to the Tower, eating Chinese takeout and discussing possibilities of what to do next.
At one point, they give up and simply munch on their MSG.
Tony, predictably, can only take so much silence, and thus must break it. "Life is getting too complicated, I wanna be five again," he mourns.
Clint readily responds with, "Um, no, I'm not with you on that one."
"Pass," Rogers says without hesitation.
Romanoff doesn't so much as blink, "Rather not."
"Yeah, no," Bruce shakes his head.
"I would readily rescind to my younger self if I could strengthen my bond with my brother," Thor says with a hand over his heart.
"High five, bro," Tony raises his hand to Thor.
Turns out, that was a bad idea, Tony realizes from his current position in the ceiling.
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