Andrea and Carol were down by the pond, laughing and joking as they gossiped and washed clothes together.
"You're kidding. DALE? Dale is like a... father to me. Or, maybe a fun uncle." Andrea said as she playfully slapped Carol's shoulder.
"Yeah, well I'm just telling it like I saw it. Dale was totally checking you out." Carol said with a raised eyebrow and a grin.
"Maybe he just thought I was a walker. He was looking at me for a few extra seconds to make sure I was a good guy." Andrea said before scoffing at her own stupid theory.
"Oh, will you listen to yourself?" Carol asked, laughing and rolling her eyes. "Let's face it... Dale's an old pervert."
The two of them started laughing wildly as they dropped their washboards and the clothes they were holding.
"Hey, why don't you shut the hell up?" a familiar douchebag-sounding voice suddenly said. "You givin me a damn headache."
As soon as she heard the voice, Carol was silent. Andrea just rolled her eyes and turned to face the source of the voice.
"Ed... go to hell." she spat.
Ed growled and put out his cigarette. He walked down to the pond and grabbed Carol's arm forcefully, earning a yelp from the poor woman.
"Hey! What are you doing?" Andrea yelled, getting up in his face,
"Fun's over. You're little playmate is comin to keep me company." Ed said with a sadistic grin.
"Ow! Ed... you're hurting me." Carol said meekly.
"Did I say you could talk!" Ed yelled. He jerked her arm so forcefully that she fell on the ground. Andrea had seen enough.
"Ed, you are out of LINE!" she yelled as she slapped Ed in the face. Ed shoved her so hard that she fell in the water.
"That's what you get, you blonde bitch." Ed sneered as he dragged Carol back to his tent. But before he could do anything to her, he suddenly had to pee.
"Aw hell" he muttered. He turned to Carol and put his finger in her face.
"You move from this spot and you'll regret it later." he said firmly and walked out of the tent. Carol sat down and started silently sobbing.
"He did WHAT?" Dale asked, putting down his rifle.
"Look, I'm fine okay? But could you just do something for me, Dale? For Carol?" Andrea asked. She leaned in and whispered in his ear. As she whispered, she noticed Ed walking to the woods.
"Look, there he is now." she pointed. Dale picked up his rifle and nonchalantantly looked around. He started to whistle a little and suddenly he gasped.
"Gee! Andrea will you look at that buck!" he said, pointing his rifle at Ed who was taking a piss.
"Why, I bet that's a... 10 pointer at least." he said as he winked to a giggling Andrea. He pointed the scope directly at Ed's asshole.
"Don't let it get away, Dale." Andrea whispered with a smirk. Dale nodded and, after taking a deep breath, gently squeezed the trigger. A scream echoed through the camp as Ed fell on his side and clutched his ass. He rolled around in the dirt and howled with pain.
"Thanks Dale." Andrea whispered and gave him a peck on the cheek. Dale smiled as he enjoyed the show Ed was putting on in the woods. Nobody ever came to help him.