Eventually, the camp was attacked and most of the group were killed. Ed was still alive unfortunately, and Carol survived as well. Their daughter was killed by walkers along with the others. The remaining survivors moved to a farm run by a man named Hershel and his daughters. Unfortunately, with a smaller group, Ed's acting up became a lot more noticeable.
"Man, I'm so damn bored. Where the hell's muh damn wife?" Ed grumbled as he worked on his fourth cigarette. Suddenly, he saw Maggie walk by. A grin spread across his face as he admired her firm ass. He got an even better view when she accidentally dropped her basket of peaches and bent over to pick them up one by one.
"Hey Ed." a voice suddenly said from behind. Ed jumped and quickly turned around to come face to face with none other than Glenn, who had a look of vengeance on his face.
"Whut the hell you wont, Chinaman?" Ed said gruffly, his breath causing Glenn to flinch.
"I saw you looking at Maggie." Glenn said, venom dripping from each word. "You know I'm going out with her now."
"Yeah, so what? What she see in your scrawny ass anyway? She needs a real man." Ed said, grinning. Glenn's expression only grew more fierce.
"Don't you care if Carol finds out you're ogling other women?"
"Hell naw. I don't give a damn bout that bitch anyway. Hell, if she'da got eaten back at the camp I'd finally be free to-"
Glenn cut him off by throwing a roundhouse kick to his face. Ed's cigarette fell out of his mouth as he fell on his back. Glenn started kicking him in the stomach repeatedly, knocking the breath out of him.
As Glenn beat the crap out of Ed, T Dog walked by whistling a tune. As he stopped to laugh at Ed's misfortune, Glenn stopped kicking and turned to face his friend.
"Hey T Dog!" he called. "You wanna join in?" A look of excitement spread across T Dog's face.
"AWW HEEEELL YEAH!"
T Dog excitedly ran over to Glenn and joined in kicking the wind out of Ed's body. After 10 minutes they finally stopped kicking him.
"That's for looking at my girlfriend and just being a jackass that nobody likes!" Glenn shouted in his face. As he and T Dog walked off, he turned around one more time.
"And I'm telling Carol!"
"Gwone then! See if I f***ing care." Ed said with a groan. As he laid on the ground to recover, Hershel walked by in his overalls and straw hat. He was carrying a shotgun. He seemed to be looking for someone, and when he finally saw Ed he frowned and approached the man.
"I've been looking for you." Hershel said. "Bethy says you touched her backside this morning."
Ed looked up at the old man with his usual asshole face.
"Yeah, so what? Whatchu gone do bout it, you old-"
Hershel interrupted Ed by blasting his kneecap full of buckshot. Ed screamed so loud the whole camp could hear. When Rick and Shane heard it, they both started laughing and gave each other a high five.
"The wrath of God has nothing on a father of three girls, you little bitch." Hershel said in the most badass voice ever. As he walked away, Ed flipped him off before passing out from the pain.
