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By the time Sebastian got back to Dalton, he was ambushed by two overgrown toddlers by the name of Nick and Jeff, or as he liked to call them, Niff.

"What'd you think of Blaine?" inquired Jeff. His face was suspiciously guarded, and he looked like he wanted to throttle Sebastian if he thought highly of Anderson.

"Meh," said Sebastian, lifting a shoulder up in a careless shrug. "He was...okay."

Nick burst into a smile. "See? I knew Sebby would find the truth. He's not so easily blinded."

Jeff nodded. "Like Wes. I swear, that guy thinks Blaine's a god or something. Wes is such a-"

"Wes is such a what?" interrupted Wes. He stood by the doorway, eyes narrowed and lips pursed, watching Jeff like a hawk.

Jeff faltered a bit. "I, uh," Jeff stammered before finally saying, "Wes is such a great guy. Best guy, did I ever tell you Sebby? Damn. Wes should like have his own monument or something. I tell you, Nick, Wes is like my idol. I worship the ground he walks. He's just so awesome. I was telling them how amazing you are Wes. How you're like the cutest straight guy ever and how you're just so damn awesome in everything you do. You're probably the Asian-est of the Asians"-Nick's face was bright red from trying to suppress his laughter-"Right Nicky? Seb? I was telling you guys about that, right?"

Sebastian wanted to face-palm. "I'm going in my room, I'm going to shut you guys out, and I'm going to sleep."

Nick nodded and grinned at Jeff and Wes a little too evilly perhaps. "Yeah, me too. Have fun, Jeff, Wes."

"No! Nicky! Bas! Don't leave me!" Jeff pleaded.

The last thing that Sebastian heard before closing the door was Wes' preening voice, saying, "I think you left off at how awesome I am. Please, do continue."

Snickering, he kicked off his shoes and collapsed on his bed. Taking his phone out, he started texting.

To Kurt: Hey beautiful.

A second later, his phone chimed.

From Kurt: Sebastian? What the-oh. That's right. I gave you my number before we left.

To Kurt: :( Did you forget about me already? I'm hurt.

From Kurt: I don't think I can forget you, even if I tried.

Smiling at that little piece of information, Sebastian quickly typed a response.

To Kurt: Because I'm sexy? Hot? A naturally born Adonis?

From Kurt: Because you're incorrigible, rude, and a flirt.

To Kurt: You wound me :'(

From Kurt: Aaw. Poor l'il Sebastian. What should I do to make it up to you?

To Kurt: Kiss it better?

From Kurt: You wish.

To Kurt: Fine. How about the Lima Bean? Your treat of course.

From Kurt: Of course. I hope you don't mind if I invite Blaine?

Fuck. Sebastian frowned.

To Kurt: Do you have to? *sexily pouts*

From Kurt: Yes. And I doubt you can pull anything sexy with that meerkat face :)

Sebastian laughed. Now here was someone worth a night over.

To Kurt: LOL so mean. What did I ever do to you, Princess?

Almost immediately, Sebastian's phone started ringing. He was greeted by the sound of the one and only Kurt Hummel. "I am not a princess."

Sebastian laughed. "If you're not a princess, than I'm not a meerkat," he answered back.

"You-you!" Kurt was speechless. And, of course, Kurt started ranting. Sebastian only laughed harder, balling his hands up and holding it against his mouth, shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter. The door opened and a miserable looking Jeff entered.

"I'm never doing that again," he muttered, and Sebastian quickly put a finger to his lips to shush him. Jeff tilted his head, looking at Sebastian oddly before lumbering over.

"-and I'll have you know, Sebastian Smythe, that I am nothing like Snow White! Ugh! Don't get me started on Ariel. She's so-"

Brightening, Jeff quickly piped in, wrenching the phone from Sebastian's hand. "Kurtsie!" Kurt paused, mid-rant.

"Jeff?" he asked incredulously.

"Kurtsie!" Jeff only repeated, so happy to hear his friend's voice that he could only manage one word.

"Jeff? Is that you?"

"Kurtsie!"

"Oh. Okay. Hey, can you put Sebastian on the line? I'm not done ranting to him yet," Kurt said. Sebastian laughed again.

"Kurtsie!"

"Jeff, we've already established that I'm 'Kurtsie'. Please get Sebastian?" Kurt asked patiently.

"Kurtsie!"

"..."

Sebastian decided it was time to take the phone from Jeff's hands.

"Sorry about that," said Sebastian, biting back a smirk at Jeff's pouty face. "Jeff's really excited to hear from you."

"That's okay," said Kurt, though Sebastian could hear a smile in his voice. It was at that moment that Jeff decided to lunge for the phone.

"Crap!" exclaimed Sebastian and quickly hopped out of the way.

"Sebastian?" Kurt asked, sounding mildly concerned. "Are you okay?"

"Y-Yeah," Sebastian answered, deftly dodging Jeff's grabby hands. "Jeff's trying to steal my phone."

Kurt laughed, and Sebastian smiled a bit. "I should probably go and moisturize anyway now. See you tomorrow at...three? Three thirty? Four? How about three thirty?"

Sebastian jumped away from Jeff. "Yeah, that's good. See you then?"

"Yeah. Bye Bas, BYE JEFF!" Kurt yelled the last part for Jeff's benefit.

"Bye!" both boys shouted back in the same time, momentarily forgetting their chase. The call ended and Jeff finally relaxed in his bed.

"You're one crazy roommate," commented Sebastian.

Jeff shrugged. "Only when it comes to Kurtsie. And Nicky. I didn't know you were friends."

Sebastian shrugged. "Met him through Blaine. We're going to the Lima Bean tomorrow again."

Jeff wiggled his brows. "Are there wedding bells in the future? A baby, perhaps? Or two?"

Groaning, Sebastian turned out the lights. "Good night Jeff."

"Just make sure that I'm your best man."

"Good night Jeff."

"And make sure that Nicky gets to sing in the wedding. Mustn't forget that."

"Good fucking night."

"Oh crap. What are we going to do about Blaine though?"

"Jeff?"

"Yeah?"

"Shut the fucking hell up."

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