Author's Note: So many awesome requests, and I'm gonna do all of them. Take a look:
Alex: This was really nice! I really like this story and think it's adorable! So I'll share you my idea. I picture Kurt and Sebastian deciding to go to a karaoke (totally innocent) however Nick and Jeff hear them talking about it and decide to tell the Warblers. So in the end it's not really a 'date', because all the warblers are there! That would be totally awesome and fun! I picture Niff singing a totally over the top song like Red Solo Cup or another crazy one! Then when Kurtbastian sing a sexy duet! They kind of flirt there…and the warblers start to bother them saying things like "dovey lovey" and everything, however Kurt is a really faithfull guy so he doesn't let the situation go any further, Sebastian kinda likes that (his loyalty, even though he is falling really hard for him. Even more than Kurt). The thing is that one of the Warblers is a really good friend of Blaine's so he tells him everything that's going on between Kurt and Bas (and kinda exagerates)…so he gets mad, LIKE REALLY REALLY MAD and goes to the karaoke to make a scene! Problems come! Please update soon, sweetie!
ryubin: i can't wait for Blaine to be bashed to the ground
Guest: hi,short but great,i would love to see the snarky nicknames go and more affectionate ones being used, i want them to really let them walls down form the start, because they feel a connection to each other, Kurt should kick Blaine into touch quickly,he's an ass, i would love more Kurt,Sebastian and the Warblers together, so Sebastian can see how great Kurt can sing,plus more Niff.
CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT BE SOON.
grimmjow Kurosaki Drake: I'd like some awkward Blaine being there in a date with that mysterious guy he is cheating on Kurt with? Like Kurt and Sebastian in the middle of their not-date and Kurt being like "WTF? He can't give me the hour of the day but he can take this guy in a fancy place? And Sebastian making it better.
As for a song, how about a gender bender version of Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend.
The bakery was beautiful. French windows were dramatically flung open, white curtains billowing just like in the movies. Kurt loved that. He also loved the coffee grounded smell the bakery had, or the friendly waitresses and clerks.
Sebastian pulled a chair out for Kurt with a flourish and bowed. Kurt giggled-he couldn't help it-and sat down. Smiling charismatically, Sebastian nodded at a certain waiter and snapped his fingers. The waiter nodded solemnly and disappeared into the kitchen.
Kurt arched a brow. "What was that about?"
Sebastian smile turned a bit sheepish. "I hope you don't mind; I ordered for us. The most delicious, I assure you. My family recommended, especially dear ol' sis, and I really hope you like it, because oh crap, did you want to order? I probably should've asked first but it was sort of in the spur of the moment and-"
"Bas," Kurt said softly, stopping Sebastian abruptly. "It's fine. I'm actually really touched that you would go through all the work and plan ahead."
A waiter came in and settled tall drinks of coffee and small plates of appetizers. That, combined with the jazz background music, it was all quite romantic. Not that Kurt was thinking about romance. But Sebastian would've made a good boyfriend. Not that Kurt was thinking about stuff like that.
Kurt's statement brought a small, soft smile on Sebastian's face instead of the charming, hard smirk that Kurt was so used to. Kurt thought he quite liked the change. "So tell me," Sebastian said, smoothly directing the conversation. "What type of nickname do you like?"
Kurt spluttered indignantly as he drank his coffee, and Sebastian laughed. "I…" Kurt was honestly speechless. "I don't know. What about you?"
Sebastian shrugged. "You first. Morning or night person?"
"Both," answered Kurt confidentally.
"Oh really? And what's this I hear about you nearly clawing off Niff's face when they touched one of your precious bottles for your face early in the morning?" Sebastian was really enjoying the blush that was spreading from his cheeks to his neck and probably even lower, like-
Stop. Stop right there. Sebastian sighed inaudibly, almost missing Kurt's answer.
"It was really early!" protested Kurt. "Like, four or something. I was pissed and cranky."
"Uh-huh."
"It's true!"
"I bet you're the regular beam of sunshine in the morning, lighting of people's days and all the crap." Suddenly, Sebastian snapped his fingers, face brightening. "Sunshine! That's it!"
"What's it?" Kurt tilted his head adorably and it was all Sebastian could do to not frame his face and kiss him.
"Your nickname. Sunshine."
Kurt wrinkled his nose. "Oh my gosh. That's so bad."
Sebastian laughed. "That's okay. You can have another one."
"No, that's not what I meant, I-"
"Oooooh! I have the perfect one."
"Bas, I-"
"No no, you listen to me, you'll love this nickname."
"Bas, listen-"
"Nightingale!"
"What?" Kurt raised both eyebrows. "My nickname is after a bird?"
"And the sun," Sebastian winked. "Mustn't forget that."
Kurt rolled his eyes, but an unwilling smile crept up. "Fine. You got to do me, now I'm doing you. Morning or night person?"
Sebastian scoffed. "You don't have to do all that. I already have the perfect nickname for myself."
Kurt sighed. "Really?"
"Mmhmm," Sebastian purred. "Sexy. Sexyman is pretty good too. Oh, G-man. That stands for Gorgeous Ma-"
"I know what it stands for," interrupted Kurt, exasperated. "But no. Frankly, all those nicknames are terrible. I just...I don't know. Maybe we'll find out later."
Sebastian groaned. "I hate suspense."
Kurt laughed. "Boo-hoo. Is li'l Sebastian's feelings hurt?"
Sebastian pouted. "You're so mean, Princess."
Kurt rolled his eyes. "Is that my other nickname?"
Sebastian shrugged. "Maybe. I'm just used to saying it, so I-" Sebastian stopped. His eyes was fixed on someone behind Kurt.
"Bas?" Kurt asked, worried. "Is something wrong?" Kurt turned around and paled when he saw who Sebastian was looking at. It the boy from the parking lot, along with Blaine. Kurt's mind immediately went to the conversation he and Blaine had on the phone. I'm busy Kurt, Blaine had said. Busy doing what? Going on another date? This time, Kurt didn't feel the numbness that surrounded him when he saw Blaine make out with the same guy. He felt anger and remorse. Remorse for himself that he was so easily manipulated and anger at Blaine for...for everything!
"Hey," Sebastian said. He was looking at Kurt, and something in his eyes, all soft and warm, made Kurt's heart flop. "Let's leave. I know this awesome karaoke place, and we can take the food with us for takeout. That cool with you?"
Kurt smiled in gratefulness. "Y-Yeah. Thanks, Sebastian." Sebastian just shot him one of those genuine smiles, paid for the food, and retrieved the takeout. Within minutes, they were in the karaoke bar.
When Kurt stepped in, the roaring of crowds and people drowned him, threatened to deafen his ears. Sebastian shouted something at him. "WHAT?" Kurt shouted back.
"...WARBLERS ARE HERE!" yelled Sebastian. They were close now, hip to hip.
"Oh, okay," said Kurt, slightly louder than normal. "Wanna join them? They look like they're having fun."
Sebastian glanced at the Warblers and acknowledged that they had gleeful expressions on their faces as Niff sang an outrageous duet. Sebastian snickered and shook his head. "Those boys," Kurt muttered. "What were they thinking, doing a song like that?"
Sebastian glanced at Kurt with a smile on his lips. "C'mon," he said, and pulled Kurt towards the Warblers, just in time to hear Niff sing another duet. Once Kurt heard the tune, he groaned and buried his head on Sebastian's shoulders. Sebastian laughed as Niff danced to the tune of, I'm a Believer.
Nick practically kissed his mike as he sang. "I thought love was only true in fairy tales, meant for someone else but not for me."
Jeff acted melodramatic as he sang his line, pretending to slump in despair: "Love was out to get 's the way it seemed. Disappointment haunted all of my dreams."
Suddenly, the two jumped up and started twirling on their heels in perfect timing.
"Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer. Not a trace, of doubt in my mind. I'm in love, and I'm a believer. I couldn't leave her if I tried. No not if I tried."
When it was Jeff's turn to sing, he gave a bit of a bounce in his choreography. "I thought love was more or less a giving thing. Seems the more I gave the less I got."
Nick flaunted over to Jeff, pretending to look like he was begging him. "What's the use in tryin'. All you get is pain. When I needed sunshine I got rain…"
Once again, they jumped together and sang perfectly. "Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer. Not a trace, of doubt in my mind. I'm in love and I'm a believer. I couldn't leave her if I tried. Not if I tried."
The duo continued with their ridiculous antics until the last line, when they sang, "Yes, I'm a believer!" Kurt shook his head with laughter as he clapped.
"That was pretty good," Kurt grudgingly admitted to Trent, settling to a seat next to him. Trent glanced at him, then his eyes widened comically.
"Kurt!" he exclaimed. "Kurt's here! And-and Sebastian? Sebastian, you're here!" Immediately, everyone stopped what they were doing to give Kurt and Sebastian welcomes.
"Hello ladies," said Sebastian somewhat breezily. Kurt rolled his eyes and slapped Sebastian's arm.
"Play nice," he admonished, and Sebastian scowled as he rubbed his slapped arm.
"Yes momma," he grumbled. He pouted. "That hurt."
Kurt sighed. "What should I do to make it feel better, honey?" he asked with exaggerated patience.
"Kiss it better?" It was exactly what Sebastian had texted, but his eyes were serious and beautiful and they were so somber. "Please?" Sebastian added. He leaned in, closer and closer to Kurt's face until their lips were almost touch and they were a breath away from each other and just when Sebastian was about to place his mouth on those perfect, dark pink lips…
Kurt pushed him away.
"Bas," he gasped, eyes darkening as he looked at Sebastian. "I…" Kurt shook his head to clear it. "I have a boyfriend," he finally whispered.
Sebastian mentally face-palmed. Fucking Blaine Anderson. But...Sebatian grudgingly respected Kurt. Whereas his ass of a boyfriend would kiss whomever he saw, Kurt would be loyal until the very end. When he would break things off with the hobbit. It was very...touching. Sebastian liked that about Kurt Hummel, but it was so very disappointing to he himself. No matter, Sebastian would prove he would be a better boyfriend.
Then, he brightened. "Kurt and I want to take over the show here, so if you don't mind, Niff…" Sebastian gestured for them to set up the song. Minutes later, Sebastian pulled Kurt up with him and laughed at his startled face.
Smiling wider than he had ever done, Sebastian started singing, pointing at Kurt and with a hint of a smirk on those lips.
"Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your boyfriend
Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your boyfriend."
Comprehension dawned on Kurt's face and he threw his head back and laughed. Undaunted, Sebastian continued singing.
"You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do
To make you feel all right?"
And then, to Sebastian's utter surprise, Kurt cut in, singing and smirking.
"Don't pretend
I think you know
I'm damn precious
And, hell yeah
I'm the motherfuckin' princess
I can tell you like me too
And you know I'm right."
Sebastian started to do some choreography and even Kurt admitted that it was impressive.
"He's like so, whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
(And that's what everyone's talkin' about)"
To Sebastian's delight, Kurt jumped right in the chorus and started singing with him.
"Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your boyfriend
Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your boyfriend."
Sebastian signalled for Kurt to take over, and Kurt gladly did, dancing a few moves of his own. Sebastian could not keep his eyes off those dangerous hips.
"I can see the way
I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away
I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time
Again and again
So come over here
And tell me what I wanna hear."
Sebastian interrupted Kurt seamlessly, and Kurt stopped singing to smile exasperatedly at Sebastian when he nodded emphatically and in agreement with the lyrics.
"Better yet, make your boyfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say his name ever again (and again and again)
Cause he's like so, whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
(And that's what everyone's talkin' about)"
Both harmonized perfectly in the chorus, keeping their gazes locked and somehow dancing fluidly with each other.
"Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your boyfriend
Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your boyfriend"
Sebastian began to sing on his own, willing to pour his emotion into his voice and eyes. Kurt found that he couldn't look away.
"(Oh)
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
He's so stupid
What the hell were you thinkin'?"
Finally, Sebastian and Kurt began their dance and harmony with the chorus one last time.
"Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your boyfriend
No way, no way
Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your boyfriend
No way, no way
Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your boyfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your boyfriend
No way, no way
Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your boyfriend
No way, no way
Hey, hey!"
An enthusiastic applause greeted them, including some wolf-whistles and cat calls. Thad appeared enthusiastic as Kurt and Sebastian stepped down. "Guys, Blaine's coming over! I told him about your awesome duet, and he says he'll come right over to-"
Sebastian growled savagely as Kurt blanched. "What the hell? Thad, are you serious?"
Thad appeared confused. "But...isn't that okay? I mean, Blaine's a Warbler, and you know. Once a Warbler, always a-"
Thad was cut off by Blaine's thunderous, "WHERE IS HE?!"
The Warblers quieted, noticing Blaine's red and purple face. Blaine scanned the group until his eyes caught sight of Kurt. Without warning, he lunged towards Kurt and punched him. It was then that chaos erupted.
"Fuck you Anderson!" Sebastian hissed dangerously as he tackled Blaine to the ground and proceeded to punch him. Blaine kicked Sebastian back, and soon, it was an all-out brawl. Some employees attempted to break the fight, but thought better of it.
"S-Stop," Kurt stuttered, held up by Jeff, who was fretting over the black eye like a mother hen. "Bas, Blaine...Stop. Guys? Stop. Stop. STOP!"
Sebastian spat something to Blaine, and Blaine was about to deliver another powerful punch when he felt hands grab his arm. Blaine looked up and met Wes's cold, unflinching stare. David's eyes held disappointment and Blaine wanted nothing more than to scream and hit. "Kurt and I are leaving," said Sebastian icily. He grabbed Kurt's hand and squeezed. "We'll settle this once and for all tomorrow, Anderson," Sebastian promised grimly.
Blaine growled and attempted to lunge back, only to find the hands gripping his arm even tighter. "Looking forward to it," growled Blaine.
When they reached outside and settled in Sebastian's majestic car, Kurt finally broke down. "Oh god," he hiccupped. Sebastian reached over to him and wrapped him in his arms, chin resting on the top of Kurt's head and murmuring soothing words. "I…" Kurt attempted to explain. "I didn't do anything to help the situation back there, and I'm so sorry, I-"
Sebastian placed a quick but gentle kiss on the top of Kurt's head. "Hey, no. It's okay. No need to explain," he whispered. "You want to go home?"
Kurt nodded, still clinging to Sebastian's hand. Sebastian gently took his hand away to drive. "Can you show me the eye he bruised?" Sebastian asked softly, trying not to let the quaver of anger visible to his voice. Kurt had hidden it with one hand the whole time, and Sebastian really wanted to see how bad it looked. "C'mon Kurt," he sighed when Kurt wouldn't budge. "For me?"
That seemed to affect Kurt. He sighed, looked down, and slowly lowered his hand. Sebastian gripped his steering wheel with white knuckles and gritted his teeth. Kurt Hummel's lovely, beautiful face had a dark blemish, all because of Blaine fucking Anderson. "I'm going to kill him," Sebastian promised softly, so Kurt wouldn't hear.
When he finally dropped Kurt off in his home, he stopped to squeeze Kurt's hand. "Hey," he breathed, looking into Kurt's amazingly beautiful eyes. "You need to tell me if anything bad happens, and I'll come. I promise."
Kurt smiled slightly. "Since when have you been such a Romeo?" he teased as he walked away to the door.
"Since I met you," Sebastian whispered to the darkness.
Author's Note: The songs were I'm a Believer by Monkees, and Girfriend, by Avril Lavigne. Of course, I replaced all the 'girlfriends' and 'she' and 'her' with 'boyfriend' and 'he' and 'him'. That was grimmjow Kurosaki Drake's idea (thank you sooo much!) Thanks also for all the brilliant ideas. You guys rock. Reviews please! (oh, and if you think this chapter was awesome, it was because of the requests)