harry and Ron we're going on a magical car trip YAAAAY
ron: WOW STEALING MY FATHERS FLYING CAR IS TOTALLY SAFE AND WE WONT DIE :D
-a few minutes later-
harry: RON HELP ME IM FAAAALLLIIIIIIIIING
Ron: OMFG WHY DO MY HANDS HAVE TO BE RANDOMLY SWEAAATY
-a few more minutes later-
ron: AAAAHHH THERES A TREE
-they crash into the tree-
tree: FRICK OF THIS IS MY TREEEEE
ron: BUT YOU ARE A TREEEE!
tree: SCREW YOU, YOURE FRECKLE FACE AND YOURE WAND -brakes rons wand-
ron: NUUUUUU MY WAND
harry: I DONT REALLY GIVE A DAMN :D