Chapter 3: The person who looks after the opening things.

BOOM. They knocked again. Dudley became awake.

"Where is the cannon?" he said stupidly, with his fat face. There was a loud noise behind them and Vernon came falling in. He had a big gun in his fat hands.

"Who is out there?" he said "I have arms"
There was a pause and then –

SMASH! SMASHY BANG WALLOP and stuff.

The door was hit and fell off. A big man was stood in the doorway, he was like super big. His face was hiding underneath hair, but his eyes were sticking out. His eyes were like big shiny beetle. The man banged his head on the roof as he came in. He put the door back. It got quieter from the storm. He turned around and looked at them.

"Could you not make me some tea, please. Preferably Earl Grey." He walked over to the sofa, Dudley was scared. "Would you mind making some room for me, please?" Dudley make a mouse noise and tried to hide behind his mum but he was fat but she was not but she was hiding behind Vernon who was fat so she was hidden.

"Moistellia" said the big man. They looked up and Hagrid smiled. "You were a baby. You look like your mum. Dampina you look like your dad. Wetisha you look like both of them, but better. As if both of them had a child together but was hotter than them" Hagrid winked.

Vernon coughed. "Leave, please."
"Shhhh" He said, making the shh motion with his finger and lips. He picked up his gun and threw it away.

Vernon coughed again.

"Happy birthday, you three, have this cake I made, I sat on it. Sorry."

He took a box out of his trouser pocket. There was cake. It said "Happy Burthday, Harry" on it.

They forgot what to say so they said "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" in unison.

"Haha" said Hagrid. "Yes, Hagrid, I live in a hut at school" He shook the triplets. "Gimme tea or whiskey" His eyes fell onto the empty grate. He made a pig noise.

"Ugg ugg" he said as he made fire. The triplets felt like they were bathing in a sun.

The sofa sagged. He took things out and drank. Everyone was shhhed.

"Don't touch him Dudley" said the uncle. Dudley was sad.

"Your son is fat, I won't feed him" said the caveman. The triplets liked the sausage except for Wetisha who didn't like sausages and looked at the caveman.

"Who are you?" they said again.

"Hagrid" said Hagrid. "I live at school. Hogwarts"

"No" said Moistellia

Hagrid was surprise.

"Sorry" said Dampina.

"Sorry?" growled Hagrid looking at the Dursleys who went into the darkness. "Your parent was a wizard. Your mother is dead, she died when giving birth to the three of you"

They felt guilty. "all what?"

"WAIT!" yelled Hagrid. He filled the hut, crushing the Dursleys. "THESE TRIPLETS ARE IDIOTS"

The triplets thought this was going a bit far. They had been to school after all and their marks weren't bad.

"I know some things" said Wetisha. "I can you know, do maths and stuff" Moistellia and Dampina laughed because Wetisha was really bad at maths.

Hagrid waved "About our world, your world, my world, your parents world. By parents I mean father because your mother is dead because she died giving birth to you"

They felt guilty again.

"What world?" said Moistellia.

Hagrid exploded. "Dursleys!" he booed.

Vernon said "Mimblewimble" Hagrid stared wildly at the triplets. "You must know about you mum and dad. They're famous! Well your dad is. Was. Your mum died giving birth to you. You are famous"

"Our mum and dad weren't famous were they?" said Dampina

"Your mum isn't" said Hargid "She died giving birth to you"

They felt guilty.

Hagrid put his fingers in his hair and said "You don't know what you are"

Vernon found something "STOP!" he said "stop talking"

Hagrid was angry. "You didn't tell it!"

Hagrid gave them the letter.

SCHOOL OF MAGIC.

DEAR TRIPLETS,

COME TO SCHOOL OF MAGIC. TERM BEGINS 1ST SEPT.

GOODBYE.

They had questions.

Hagrid rolled up the note and gave it to the owl.

The triplets closed its mouth.

"Where was I?" said Hagrid. The triplets was scared. When Vernon forgot stuff it meant he was angry. They were afraid Hagrid was angry.

"He's not going" said Vernon. Hagrid grunted "Yes he is"

"A what?" said Wetisha. "A muggle" replied Hagrid "They are fat muggles."

"We stamped on them" said Vernon

"I'm a wizard?" said Dampina.

"Yes" Hagrid.

Auntie Petunia "I knew this would happen ever since they died in that car crash"

"A CAR CRASH?!" roared Hagrid "How could a car crash kill Lily and James Potter? It's an outrage. Everyone knows Lily died giving birth to you three"

They felt guilty again.

"But why?" said the three in unison.

"Lily Potter died giving birth to you"

They felt guilty again.

Hagrid threw dirt at the Dursleys.

He looked at the fire in euphoria sadly and said "It starts with a person called –"

"Who?" Moistellia interrupted

"I don't like talking"

"Why not?" said Wetisha.

"There was a bad wizard. Very bad. Very very bad. Her name was" Hagrid stopped.

"Write it down" said Dampina

"No I can't spell Pily Lotter"

The triplets looked at each other and spoke telepathically. "That sounds familiar." Said Dampina

thank you for reading this story this is the end

xoxoxo wet salad