Nothing much to say this time. Just that you should always be careful who you ask for advice.

Disclaimer: Toby Fox owns Undertale, not me.

Event Three: Relationship Advice

Papyrus was panicking. He has been very nervous before, but he has never outright panicked before in his entire life as far as he can remember. For the first time in his life Papyrus was panicking. Why was he panicking you may be asking? Simple. He had invited Muffet over for a date tonight, but he had little idea on how to act on a date.

Normally he would resort to the dating handbook he got from the library, but Frisk had told explained to him beforehand that the handbook wasn't accurate. Papyrus didn't have to worry about everyone else, as Frisk was with Toriel, Undyne is over at Alphy's lab, and Sans promised he would be gone for the night. All Papyrus knew that he had to do was make dinner for him and Muffet, but nothing else. Thankfully, he had asked everyone to write down their advice on the matter before they left.

After Papyrus had finished setting the table and dressing properly (with the help of Frisk who picked out his clothes), he pulled out the paper of advice. When he opened it, he started panicking again when all he saw was huge scribbles over everyone's papers. What caught his eye though was Frisk's page, which was devoid of any scribbles.

Hey Papyrus, it's me Frisk!

If you're wondering why there are scribbles over everyone else's pages, it's simple.

I looked over their 'advice' and decided that it was all useless for you. It may work for them, but I can promise you that it won't have the same result for you.

There is only one piece of advice I can give you because it's the only advice that matters:

Just be yourself. Muffet agreed to starting a relationship with you because she likes you for who you are. So all that matters is that you be yourself during the date, and I am certain everything will go very well for you. Have fun on your date!

~Love, Frisk

Smiling at his friend's thoughtfulness, Papyrus tucked away the paper just in time to hear the door knock. Filled with confidence, Papyrus let Muffet in so they could start their date.

After feeling that the two had more than enough time for their date, Sans left Grillby's and went home. When he got close to home, he started to worry a bit when he saw that Muffet's heated limo was still there, hoping that he wouldn't find them in an 'interesting' situation. Thankfully, all of his fears dissipated when he walked in and found his brother asleep on the couch, holding his sleeping girlfriend in a tender embrace, TV still playing some sappy romance movie. After turning off the TV, Sans quietly went to his room and let the happy couple fall asleep in peace.

I Apollehgize (Yes, that is going to be my thing) if this chapter wasn't very spectacular. I couldn't think of many good ideas for this one. Plus I couldn't figure a way to integrate the relationship advice prompt into the date scene, so I had to skip the date scene :P I tried to make up for it with that scene at the very end, though I still don't feel like it made up for this somewhat crappy chapter :P

I have to give credit to f-fukua (a tumblr mutual of mine), as I based this chapter around their idea of Papyrus having dating tips written down on paper for reference.

But I promise that next next chapters won't be nearly as bad as this one was, as I have some good ideas for them.

Apolleh OUT!