Yay, people like this story! So on with the show! Oh, I unfortunatly don't own Fairy Tail, only Yume and I think her magic and attacks.

So that last comment got me hit in the head. Now I know your wondering, 'How can he hit you in the head without letting go off your legs first?'. Well he walked a bit to the side and continued walking putting my head in the path of a tree and it hurt like hell!

"Dude! You know you could have just let go of my legs and hit me with your hand right?" I yelled.

"You would've kicked me." He smirked, probably happy at my pain. So the dude planned ahead.

"Smart, you are. Drop kick your ass when I can, I will." I said glaring. (Idn own Yoda from star wars, technically Disney does now.) Yah, I love pissing people off.

"Are you insane?" Midnight asked glaring at me.

"No...Gramps had me tested." I said smiling, Cobra was having issues walking because of all the laughing he was doing. (Idn own that saying, Sheldon from Big Bang Theory does, just replaced mom with gramps). "You know theres this thing called blood circulation where if I don't move my legs for a certain amount of time they will fall asleep and feel like needles are pricking my skin, not in the painful way though." Thats right, I listened in science class. Midnight rolled his eyes and dropped me...like a rock.

"There. Cobra, you carry her, you two seem to get along just fine." He said growling as he continued walking.

After a few hours of riding on Cerbros, Cobra's snake, I saw an abandoned guild headquarters up aheads. The symbol on it was of a white skull with two, black, angel wings. Death Angels, a Dark Guild that disbanded 18 years ago when they're leader turned on them. It was an all female guild. Bet your wondering how I know this. I am what came of the end of this Guild. My dad changed my moms views on males and she turned on her Guild, giving the location to the council. Half a year later they where married, half a year after THAT I was born. My mom joined my Dad's guild, Fairy Tail but one day she saw how he had his arm around another girl and was kissing her and petrified him. She was then sent to the psycho ward. Ends up that girl was my Aunt, my dad's sister. Ok, back to what was at hand.

"How ironic." I said as they stopped infront of the Guild.

"What's Ironic? It's an abandoned Guild HQ." Cobra said shrugging.

"Dude, I'm the aftermath of the disbanding of this guild." I said laughing and they both looked at me weirdly.

"This place disbanded 18 years ago." Midnight glared at me.

"Yah, and I'm 17, my mom was the traitorous leader." I answered. "Man, to think, I wouldn't exist if this Guild still existed." I said looking at it. "Why are you guys staying in a Feminist Dark Guild?" I asked, again with the glare and confused look. "The Guild was a females only Guild." I said getting off Cerbros.

"That explains the rooms with the pictures with knifes in them." Cobra said shuddering.

"So what? Everyone throws something at pictures." I said shrugging.

"The knifes are embedded...in a very painful place." He cringed.

"The head?" I guessed tilting my head.

"Lower." He said pointing down.

"The stomach?"

"Lower."

"The legs."

"Higher."

"..." I tilted my head in confusion as I thought about it. "The ass?"

"Close, in the..." He said but Midnight growled.

"Let's just go in! Your both giving me a headache." He spat, storming inside. Then as graceful as a fairy I turned and ran into the forest...Not really, I tripped on a rock, got up and continued, getting smacked in the face with a tree branch. Then my foot tripped on a vine and it tightened around my ankle and held me 10ft in the air upside down.

"Who's idea was it to plant a trap vine in a deserted path!...Oh wait, these things can live till the roots are cut so it must be old." I concluded as I sighed. My clothes stayed the same because of my practice in central gravity. Yah I was forced into that and I am thanking it right now.

"Again...They sent YOU?" I looked to see Midnight looking annoying though he looked to be smiling to me. "Oh yah, you went without permission." He mocked.

"Why can't you leave me alone! Next time I'll take a flashlight when I steal a S rank mission ok!?" I yelled at him

"So you wouldn't have chosen the mission if you could've seen what it was?" He asked, leaning against a tree. I thought about that for a moment.

"Nope, not really, it was a mission to find a cute guy, an elf, and a snake. I would have brought Lucy with me though." I gave a nod.

"I am not an elf!" His glare was burning a metaphoric hole in my head.

"Dude, your the cute one, Cobra's the one with pointy ears." I wanted to laugh at his stupidity.

"It's offical. There's something wrong with you." He said, facepalming.

"Your JUST figuring that out?" I asked boredly. I met him while rolling down a hill, yah there was something wrong with me.

"You would think that after what your mom did, you wouldn't have a crush on a Dark Mage." He said, a plan on how to torture me could be seen forming in his eyes.

"I said your cute. How does that turn to a crush?" I gave him a weird look. "I would have a crush on you if you had a better personality but once again, all the cute, nice, sweet guys already have boyfriends!" I started to pout as I remembered my 1st crush in the 7th grade.

"Wow, a girl that doesn't judge on looks alone. Are you sure you where tested on insanity. You might have to retake that test because I think you cheated on the last one." I couldn't tell if he was mocking me or not.

"Yes, I was tested. Please help me get down!" I whined, holding my hands out to him. He seemed to find this amusing.

"Why, so you can run? What's in it for me?" He leaned against a tree and smirked.

"I'll be your best friend." I smiled at him nicely.

"Why would I need friends?" He rolled his eyes at my suggestion.

"I'll be your bestess friend." I erged.

"How old are you? 5?" I was slowly starting to annoy him.

"...I'll be your bestess friend in the whole wide world and give you a hug. That is my final offer." I gave a nod and crossed my arms. He only glared and I gave a tired sigh. "Fine, what do you want?"

"For you to not be so annoying, to not run away, and to help me destroy Fairy Tail." He said simply. I then stayed calm and thought about it. What I mean by that is that I burst out laughing.

"Yah, and after that I'll wear a pink, cheerleading outfit and skip down the road singing sappy love songs." I smirked and gave a finally shout of laughter.

"Do you want down or not?" He growled, annoyed at my answer.

"Nah, I like the view from here. Your cuter upside down." I said looking at my surroundings.

"You are so annoying!" His anger grew.

"And your just a ray of sunshine." I rolled my eyes.

"Pest!"

"Goth."

"Weirdo!"

"Girly-Boy." Man am I calm or what?

"B...wait what!?" His glare was trying to freeze me.

"Dude, you wear eyeliner and lipstick, if you cant find a dress theres probably one in the old guild." I chuckled.

"Moron"

"Punk"

"Weakling"

"Party Trasher"

"Witch."

"Aww thank you, love ya to bitch." I laughed when I said this.

"Oh shut up!" He snapped.

"Will you stop! Your sounding like your dating." I turned my head to see Cobra highly amused.

"No, I would'nt date him if he was the last guy in excistance!"I said pointing at him.

"I want to see her suffer so why would I date her!" He growled.

"Cool, can I have her then?" Cobra said smirking.

"No!" We both yelled out at him. He held his hands up and backed away as Midnight and I continued our verbal war.