So I am alive. Also I noticed I had Erza call Yume Kara in the last chapter so I fixed it, thats why there's an edit. I'm so sorry for the long update. But hey, I'm in college now. But don't worry, no logic or maturity will be added to this story. Thank you!

The walk home took FOREVER!.

"Are we there yet?"

"No"

"Are we there now?"

"No"

"How about now?"

"YUME!"

"What, Cobra was getting annoying."

"Don't hit the prisoner with a stick!"

That in order was Cobra, Erza, Cobra, Gray, Cobra, Erza, Me, Erza. Bet you thought I was the ass asking the questions. I see how it is. Well we were maybe halfway there and already I have almost walked off a cliff, walked into a pit of spiders...now dead spiders... and tripped on air 47 times. How do I know. That... *trip*

"48 times you have tripped and it has only been 1 1/2 hours. Maybe I should carry you." Midnight suggested, earning a smack in the head. Don't look at me. I was being helped up by Lucy.

"Geez, what is with you and that armor!" Anywho, we had just gone over the crest of the hill, Mangolia in view. Then Erza, Lucy, Gray, and Natsu had all pulled me back.

"Hey! What's the deal?!" I yelped as they seemed to be looking for another path down.

"Everytime we go down this hill you fall down it." Gray said.

"Every Single Time! Same Exact Hill!" Natsu added.

"What! You seriously think that I will fall down this hill again!?" I huffed and stepped out of their reach. "There is no way I am going downhill!" I said walking backwards.

"Yume, stop!" Lucy reached out to try to catch me but I had already tipped backwards and was rolling down the hill. "Seriously! How can she always fall!" I was about halfway down the hill by then. "Open Gate of the Maiden: Virgo!" She called. My rolling was stopped by the pink haired celestial as she popped up infront of me and caught me. Then preceded to tunnel till we were at the bottom of the hill before putting me down.

"You are such a clutz! Are you ok?" Mirajane had caught me in her famous 'Mother's hug'...at least thats what I call it.

"Yes, now let go please!" I whined. Then got slapped in the head...about 8 times. Here are the perpretraters in order.

Mirajane, Master Makurov, Elfman, Levi, Evergreen, Juvia, Gajeel, and Loke.

"Dude! You aren't even on this plain!" I glared at Loke.

"I still found out from Lucy!"

"Well is everyone done hitting me!?" I yelled. Natsu decided to be funny and tried which led to him crashing through one of the Guild's towers. And with that everyone went inside to discuss what to do with the prisoners since the council said it was our choice.

"I say we lock them in the deepest pits of hell and allow Cerberus to join us!" I said.

"No, we should hand them back to the council." Levi said being the voice of reason.

"No, I have a better way to punish the mages who has caused our guildmates so much trouble!" Master Makurov said sitting on the counter. I put my soda down to listen to what his decision is.

"What can be worst then the deepest pits of hell?" I asked.

"Well this will also be your punishment for taking an S-Class mission. The two dark mages will join our guild and you are assigned to keep tabs on them and they are on probation so they can't go on a mission without you." He explained.

"What? Why!? Natsu, Lucy, and Gray took an S-Class mission and all they got was a scolding and a death scare with the body swap spell!" I whined.

"Well we still have the spell." Levi pointed out.

"No way, It was torture enough to be body swapped with Evergreen." I shivered. "I still don't understand how someone could even walk let alone fight in those heels of hers.!"

"Well then its decided." Master Makurov said nodding and left to tell the council his decision while I sat in the dark emo corner of the bar, drinking my soda.