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Chapter 1- Crowfeather's Date
Shade decided to check out Windclan, it was quite a breezy morning. She just barely managed to slip out of Thunderclan camp, as she was being kept prisonor for a while. As it seemed to her. Firestar, the leader, wanted her to search the elders for ticks, hunt, and even swap out the bedding in the nursery. So far this morning she hadn't done any of these yet. But she would, later, maybe. The dappled tabby slipped out of the bramble entrance and out into the forest. She raced in the direction of the moor, her tail streaming behind her. She would have to think of an excuse for being on Windclan territory, but she wouldn't stress herself about it at the moment.
She quickly crossed the border and sat down to lick her paws, which had acquired much dirt. Shade raced across the short grass and ahead of her saw a dip in the moor. She peered down into a small clearing, enough for five cats to lay down comfortably in. Only two cats were in the clearing, sharing tongues. They both had a black pelt and were skinny and wiry. Typical Windclan cats. Shade caught bits of their conversation and realized that the two cats were Crowfeather and Nightcloud, and they were on their first date.
"So why did you run away with that Leafpool chick?" Nightcloud asked.
"I don't know, she.. she forced me." Shade could tell he was lying but Nightcloud hadn't noticed.
"You would never do that to me, would you. You wouldn't leave me?"
Crowfeather hesitated. "No," he managed to say. Shade could tell it was almost time. "I would never leave you-"
Shade farted as loud as she could and ducked behind the dip in the moor. After a few seconds, she popped her head over the dip to take a look at the couple. Nightcloud looked startled. Crowfeather's face was hot with embarrassment. Shade barely could hide her chuckle. Then she whipped out her iphone and took a picture of each of their expressions.
"Crowfeather," Nightcloud started.
"It wasn't me, I swear," Crowfeather meowed, not wanting to loose the love of another she-cat. (he already lost the love of 50 she-cats so far)
"Crowfeather, you and I are the only ones here and I would not...I would not... do that."
"But."
"Yeah you might want to just forget about me and you."
Then Shade farted again. Her fart was followed by an uproar as the two cats started arguing.
"Crowfeather!"
"It wasn't me, I swear!"
"I can't believe you would do that!"
"I didn't!"
"Crowfeather just admit it." Nightcloud was about to loose her edge.
"It was that bush," Crowfeather waved his tail towards a hazel bush next to Shade. She ducked. "I don't know, but it wasn't me!"
"That's it, I see why no she-cats fell for you. Crowfeather, you're gross!" Nightcloud turned and ran back towards the Windclan camp.
"But..." Crowfeather stopped. He muttered something Shade couldn't catch.
The dappled tabby decided that this was a good time to return to Thunderclan. She raced back to the border and leaped over the stream. Then she entered the camp through the dirtplace tunnel and stood panting behind the warriors den. She casually walked into the clearing to be greeted with Firestar yelling at her to start cleaning out the nursery. Shade smiled. She wondered what she would do tomorrow...