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Chapter 4- Berrynose XD

A yellow moon sliced through the branches of the warriors den. It had been three days since Shade had left camp to tell Blackstar that Mousefur liked him (which was a complete lie and she would have gotten her pelt clawed off if she had told Mousefur). That was quite the laugh though. But tonight she felt too lazy to leave Thunderclan territory. She stretched her back legs, kicking Cloudtail in the face.

"Geez, what was that for? " Cloudtail muttered. "I only told you to wake me when they delivered my waffle and anchovy pizza."

"Ok, ok," the dappled tabby mewed calmly. She slipped into the clearing, bathed in the moon's pale beams. As she walked past the nursery, she could hear the ear-piercing snores of Daisy. I wonder how many cats wish that they could just get rid of her? Shade thought. She spotted Brambleclaw on guard and she kindly nodded to him as she walked out of camp.

Once she was out in the forest, she could let her senses fly as she looked for what she needed to pull this off. As she sniffed around, she smelt something strange. Like tomatoes with cheese and waffles and what was that? Anchovies? It was Cloudtail's pizza! She carefully looked inside the box and shrank away at the putrid smell. "I'm not bringing that into the camp," she mewed aloud.

She continued walking through the night.

Once she had found what she was after, she headed back towards Thunderclan camp. As she walked towards the entrance tunnel, Brambleclaw asked her suspiciously, "Why are you carrying a bush with berries on it?" His cold amber gaze was burning into her pelt. But she kept cool.

"Jayfeather wanted me to fetch some herbs for him."

"In the middle of the night?" Brambleclaw wasn't convinced.

"Yeah, I don't question what my medicine cat tells me to do," Shade retorted. "Unlike some people." She walked past the brown tabby with the bush of berries. But instead of heading for the medicine cats' den she grabbed three berries and shoved the bush under the highledge. She just hoped that Brambleclaw wouldn't recognize it.

The golden and brown tabby carrired the berries to the warrior's den and laid back down. All the cats were asleep. Next to her was Millie and Berrynose. Purrfect! Shade turned around and randomly pulled a hot glue gun from her nest. She looked around to make sure no one was watching and took one of the berries on her claw. She squirted out a dab of hot glue on the tip of the berry and she quickly located Berrynose's nose in the dark den. She pressed the berry to his nose and threw the hot glue gun to the other side of the den. Shade quickly curled up, apparently asleep.

She closed her eyes, though she couldn't wait for his expression in the morning.

When the dappled tabby woke up, she was the last one in the den. She quickly hopped outside and searched the clearing for Berrynose. Instead, Purdy sat down next to her.

"Looking for someone? All you youngin's are," Purdy's voice was hoarse. He was old, and ugly.

"No." Shade replied.

"Have I ever told you the story of the time a twoleg captured me..." Shade just decided to block out the old elder. Just then she could hear wailing outside the gorse tunnel. Cats all looked wide-eyed at where the sound came from. Shade wasn't sure if it was Berrynose (because it sounded like a she-cat's scream, not a tom's) until she saw him rush into the clearing. The berry was still on his nose. "What in the name of-"

Shade started to walk away from Purdy and towards Berrynose. All around her cats were murmuring.

"What happened?!"

"What's on his nose!"

"What in the name of Starclan?"

"What's going on?" Firestar's voice sounded strong, yet concerned.

"There...there's something on my nose!" Berrynose squealed.

"I can see that." Firestar looked closer. "Is that a... berry. OMG you literally are berry nose!" The clearing broke into laughter. But Shade didn't join in, she would've rather stared at Berrynose's expression. She whipped out her iphone and took a picture. Then she shared it on instagram with the post: #literal Berrynose XD

Then Firestar's voice drew her back in. "Berrynose...I ...I don't know how this could've happened." He barely could choke out the words over his chuckling.

Berrynose's face was almost as red as the berry on his nose. "I don't know, but I want it off, now!" he wailed and pouted like a kit.

Jayfeather said, "Guys, admit it, this is the funniest thing that has happened in moons. Firestar you should rename Berrynose as Berrybutt. Then he would somehow get a berry on his butt."

The clearing exploded in laughter. Firestar leaped onto the highledge and yelled the traditional meeting words. "Today I want to rename this warrior, Berrynose. From this moment on Berrynose you will be known as Berrybutt. After you got a berry on your nose, maybe with your new name you will get a berry stuck to your butt." Berrynose- Berrybutt- glared at Firestar and started to cry just like a kit.

As Shade was watching all this she started to smile. Maybe he will get a berry stuck to his butt someday. Maybe...