hello, so I am thinking about discontinuing this fanfic so im going to try to wrap it up in like 2 more chapters.

if u really want me to still continue this; leave a review

Chapter 9- Randomness

Shadedleaf could hear the birds chirping softly outside the warriors' den. She jumped up as a loud snore from Cloudtail frightened her. The dappled she-cat padded into the clearing.

Today she would do something...wet. That's it I know what I'll do! She raced outside the clearing through the dirtplace tunnel and jumped onto the springy grass. She weaved through the trees and finally reached the lake. She took a drink of water and turned towards RiverClan.

RiverClan was still missing since she had sent them a fake omen. Shadedleaf raced around WindClan's side of the lake and stopped just outside RiverClan's scent marker. There was a rustle behind the bushes she had ducked behind. She peered over the top of the bush and saw tons of RiverClan cats.

Shadedleaf quickly jumped out from the bush. "Where have you guys been?"

The cats all stared at Shadedleaf. Then a gray she-cat stepped forward. She had a pair of Mickey Mouse ears on.

"We were at Disneyland; where did you think we were?!" Mistystar sassed.

"Yeah, and why are you here?" a brown tom wearing an Elsa dress mewed.

Shadedleaf eyed the tom with a confuzzled expression. "Well I was sent to see if you had returned," she thought quickly.

"Well this is enough proof, isn't it?!" Mistystar seriously spit in her face.

Shadedleaf nodded and gulped. She turned and ran back to the lake shore on her territory.

Now I can start my prank.

Once she had filled up 1000000000000000000000000000000000 buckets of water, she called Nyan cat.

Shadedleaf angrily dialed the number again into her hot pink iphone. Finally, someone answered.

"Hello," they said, bored out of their mind.

"Nyan cat, its me, Shadedleaf. I have a task for you." She whispered her plan into the phone.

"Okay, be right there!"

Shadedleaf hung up and put her phone in her purse (I don't know where that came from) and sat down.

Finally, a rainbow shot through the sky and Nyan cat landed next to the dappled she-cat.

After a hard day's work (Shadedleaf didn't do anything) Shadedleaf headed back to ThunderClan. She raced into the clearing. She was hyper after all the cupcakes Nyan cat gave her.

"DERP!" she yelled when she entered the clearing. Some cats who were asleep told her to shut up. "Sor-ee." She belched really loud just as Berrybutt came back from patrol.

"Wanna have a belching contest?" he challenged. The rest of the patrol sat by and watched them.

"Sure, you'll lose you know," Shadedleaf replied.

"I'm not so sure of that," Berrybutt said. He belched even louder than Shadedleaf.

It was her turn; she belched so loud that she blew a couple twigs off the warriors' den.

"Nice," he congratulated. Then he burped so loud that even a RiverClan cat could hear it.

Shadedleaf got ready and burped so loud that Berrybutt had to unsheathe his claws in attempt to not get blown away.

"Ha," she said, "you lose."

Firestar jumped out of his den and declared Shadedleaf the loudest belcher. Then he hollered, "who wants a taco?!"

Everyone raced to his den and everyone grabbed a taco.

"To Shadedleaf, the biggest burper ever," Jayfeather toasted. Shadedleaf blushed. She padded up to him and kissed Jayfeather. At first, he was disgusted, then he smiled and blushed too.

"Awwwwww," all the cats said.

Jayfeather broke into random song and sang, "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe!"

After the taco party and flirting with Jayfeather, Shadedleaf called Nyan cat to pull off her prank.

In the morning everyone screamed. The clearing was full of water! Shadedleaf tried to act scared, but she couldn't help but smile at all the cats getting their paws wet.

Jayfeather ran over to her. "Sweetie, are you okay?" he mewed, concerned.

"C'mon we just met last night we-" Shadedleaf started as all the cats evacuated the camp.

"Will you marry me?" Jayfeather knealt on one knee and held out a small box. Shadedleaf blushed.

"Jay...Jayfeather of course!" She opened the box to find a beautiful amber ring with silver. "Awwww. But you know-"

"What?"

"This means that I'll have to get unengaged with Hawkfrost."

"Wait what!" Jayfeather's eyes lit up. Shadedleaf kissed him and together they ran off, splashing through the clearing.

Once everyone was safe, Firestar said, "Okay, so I think that we will need to leave ThunderClan."

Everyone started to cry.

"But, I have a solution to cheer you up. I have enough tickets for everyone to watch the Bill Nye marathon with me in New York."

Everyone cheered, tears forgotten.

"Everyone, our plane arrives in-" a plane runs Firestar over and everyone boards it. Except Jayfeather and Shadedleaf.

"What just happened?" the blind cat said.

"Um, well a plane killed Firestar," Shadedleaf said.

"Okay."

"Yeah."

"So where do you want to honeymoon?" Jayfeather asked and blushed. The plane took off, and Firestar lay on the ground, dead.

"Hawaii!" she nearly shouted.

"That's what I was thinking!" Jayfeather exclaimed and kissed his wife.

"But aren't we supposed to get married first; like isn't that the rules?" Shadedleaf mewed.

"Screw the rules," Jayfeather mewed.

I like this guy!

"Here, just say 'I do'," Shadedleaf mewed.

"I do!"

"I do, too!"

"Okay, now I kiss you!" Jayfeather exclaimed happily. They French kissed because that's what French people do.

"Yay! We are married."

Then a car dropped out of the sky with the words on the back, 'Just Married'. Jayfeather got into the driver's seat and Shadedleaf got into the passenger's seat.

"Are you sure you know how to drive Jay Jay?" Shadedleaf asked.

"Um," Jayfeather started, "of course, Shady!"

With that they drove away from the lake and towards the sunset.

Yeah, so since im finishing this up, I thought that id include some romance stuff

cul8er ;D