A/N hey guys it's me sorry I haven't updated in a while I haven't had any motivation or ideas for the next chapter but instead I'll be lazier than I am and head out to a time skip, I'm honestly surprised nobody posted any OC's. Anyway time skip ahoy

December 19, 779, Fairy Tail Guild

We are in the fairy tail guild and we see Mira, Cana, and Lisanna looking gloomier than Zeref whenever he almost dies but gets saved by acnologia last minute, anyway this seemed out of character for them, but they've been like this for 2 and a half years so this kinda seemed like the norm now

"No letter, no lacrima chatting, and no visits, why do they torture us so" Lisanna said taking a swig of her Apple juice like it was vodka

"Maybe because we're masochists that'll love them no matter what and they enjoy torturing us" Mira said taking a swig of Orange juice like it was straight up vodka

"Maybe they know what they do to us, and know they'll get hugs and kisses the second they return" Cana said while drinking milk like it was scotch

All of them were missing their boyfriends... Aaand it was kinda their time of the month..

Elfman and Gray, sitting at the table next to them fearing their lives because of terrifying memories of Erza's period last week, not to mention that she also gave them sex ed after they had accidentally groped laki, were debating whether or not to comfort them or throw chocolate bars at them and RUN THE FUCK AWAY!

"Hey Elfman do you think Natsu, Freddie, and Kirito love us, and return soon?"

"Well, to be honest I don't think it's very manly to leave you all li-"

"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT THEY'RE NOT MANLY YOU FUCKING LITTLE PUSSY, SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL DISEMBOWEL YOU AND USE YOUR INTESTINES AS A WHIP AS I STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR SPINE!"

"I think i just shat myself" Elfman said surprised while holding gray like a lifeline. Why was he surprised, it's because the person who just threatened him was the cute Lisanna looking like Mira coming from Hell after taking on 100 demons while bathing in their blood...

"Dude, i have three chocolate bars in my pocket, I'll throw it at them to distract them, afterwards we run to my place and barricade it until they're off their periods" gray whispered to Elfman

"NOW" gray successfully throws all three chocolate bars at their table and they go into a frenzy, it's kinda like watching Piranhas eating entire cows, anyway they successfully manage to run to the guild doors as they reach them both doors slam them both into the wall, revealing Shiro hugging Wendy from behind with long wild hair reaching down his back, while Wendy grew a couple inches and long silky blue hair going down her back, Freddie had his blue hair in a braided ponytail reaching down his back, Kirito had a silky ponytail and looked a bit girlish, but hey he had a pair of cool looking goggles, and Natsu was wearing his hair out exactly like Shiro, only thing is, Natsu had black highlights in his hair now.

"We're back, did you miss us" Kirito, Natsu, and Freddie ask all in unison

Kirito tries approaching Cana, did not expect her using his face as a mug breaker, he was relatively unharmed but his feelings were hurt.

Natsu approaches Mira and gets a passionate kiss, but then realized that Mira is trying to bite his tongue off. "That's for not calling" she says. again relatively unharmed but feelings devastated.

Freddie tries approaching Lisanna... Let's just say there is now a Freddie shape crater on fairy tails floor... He was relatively unharmed but his feelings were devastated yet again...

"I told you this would happen, now you owe me three kisses in public" Shiro said to Wendy who was blushing severely while still in his arms...

"So you two are finally together, about damn time." Erza said practically behind them

"We've been together before we left Erza, well I see we aren't the only ones who were training" Shiro said playfully while Wendy nearly fainted from blushing

"So... Wanna duel?"

"Yea, but should we help Freddie Natsu and Kirito, Also why do Mira Lisanna and Cana smell like fish and blood?"

"Well, when a girl becomes a woman, her genitals bleed once a-"

"You could've just said that its that time for them and their attitude will harm their boyfriends..."

"Don't worry, they'll be alright in about three days, but hey you guys came right around Christmas, isn't that kinda convenient(Erza then shut up because she realized that I have a gun pointed at her spine "Erza unless you wanna end up like Batgirl I suggest you shut up"), you know what I'm just gonna watch the snow fall" Erza said as she dashed outside near mach speed... She better

"So Wendy, wanna go on a date?" Shiro asked

"Sure, it's a great way to get to know the area after its changed, plus the snowflakes are pretty, so that's three positives all at once"

"Three, don't you mean four.."

"What's the fourth?"

"Clothes shopping, Wendy you need a jacket and a scarf..."

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaay"

Time skip 3 hours later

Wendy and Shiro came back to the guild. Wendy was wearing a wool knee length blue jacket a baby blue skirt and stockings with black snow boots. Shiro was wearing his usual black wool parka and black jeans, his white and pink hair was reaching down his back while spiked.

"So, how've they been?" Shiro asked Makarov

"Pretty sure they're still depressed" Wendy said

"Well actually Kirito is still depressed, Natsu is comforting Mira who just randomly started crying, and Freddie is pissing his pants in fear because Lisanna just said and quote "if you ever leave for two years and not contact me I'll cut your balls off, flay you, rip your penis off and throw you at a hornets nest and put a hormone that makes all male animals nearby wanna rape you maliciously", to be honest i think she's getting the worst out of the cotton pony if you catch my drift" Makarov said remembering when Polyurscia had her period when they were a couple... Makarov almost got raped that day... "Say kids, wanna meet an old friend of mine"

"Makarov this better not end up with us in a windowless van" Shiro says nonchalantly

"It won't but you guys might become better healers..."

"Fuck it"

Location mountains near fairy hills

"Makarov, what did I tell you about bringing humans to my home, and not even bring wine" an old lady with pink hair and a broom said

"Polyurscia what's the wine for we're not even fuc-" Makarov said before being hit by not only a pair of malicious intent right behind him but also a piece of the broom hitting the middle of his forehead causing some blood to fly out

Shiro spoke up "Who are you and why the hell do you smell like our mother!?"

End of chapter 8

A/N hey guys it's me sorry I couldn't update sooner, but hell I've been busy... Anyways I planned on introducing Polyurscia in a different way... And way earlier on, the reason i haven't been updating as constantly is because I've been reading stories, watching old cartoons like Billy and Mandy, I'm starting to beta read a story (the bloodied crimson emperor, or something similar to that, basically Issei is trying to kill the entire bible faction and was so much of a threat the had to send salmael to try to kill him), and I have plans for a chapter but I couldn't plan out dialogue... That's really about it. Also ocs i need a female oc... For reasons... Final thing please review my story and pm me because you guys are the keys behind this story. Good day to you... Also the person who guesses my age and nationality can tell me one important thing in the story and make it happen. Good day