A/N you guys saw the title and you know what happens now... CANON STORY FUN TIME... Yes we're finally here also ocs are welcome guys but right now I need a strong female OC because the only strong female figure is Wendy, I want you to think about that.. And Erza is not a female figure, she hides behind her armor because she is scared if this has changed inform me anyway I'm gonna start writing more fics to please my mind... Start
Chapter 12
Op core pride (seriously guys go on youtube or soundcloud)
February 18, 784
Scene: a train heading to hargeon we see three people in a booth a woman with short white hair and blue eyes wearing a emerald t-shirt and booty shorts, a man with pink hair a scaled scarf an open vest and baggy shorts with sandals, and a teenager with long blue hair, wearing a green scaled dress and ballet shoes
"Wendy I know that I lied about nothing happening between Shiro and I but come on it was one time, also how and when did you find out?" the white haired girl asked
"Well, remember how I said you mumble in your sleep," she quickly nods "well, about three hours ago you said and I quote "FUCK ME SHIRO, FASTER, HARDER, OH YES MOLD MY PUSSY INTO YOUR SHAPE, OH FUCK, CUM ON MY TITS!"... You see where I'm heading at, right Lisanna?" the pink haired gentleman asked
"Natsu it's not only that but what she immediately said next which was "Shiro thanks for my amazing first experience, but it's a dangerous time for me and you just broke up with Wendy... Wait it's not over yet, OH YES FUCK MY ASSHOLE" I would continue but we're at our stop.." Wendy said obviously pissed
"Let's just get Shiro and be done with this..." Natsu said
"We don't know if this is even a good tip" Lisanna says glumly
Wendy's bangs covers her eyes "but we can't give up, not until we find him"
Scene change: hargeon
We see a blonde woman in a skimpy outfit in a magic store
"Hello sir, you wouldn't by any chance have a celestial spirit key, would you" the blonde haired lady asked
"Yes actually, but he's not combat oriented, always is quivering, won't really make an appearance, and he's like 20,000 jewels" the salesman said
"... Let me guess his only good attribute is looking cute isn't it?"
"Yup"
"You do realize bullshit business practices can get you killed, right?"
"Yep"
"Fuck this shop, seriously fuck this shop, is over pricing magical items you can find in a corner store really the only way you find profit to keep this store running?"
"Yup"
"... Fuck your Warner brothers business techniques(look up everything wrong with mkx by GCN).)
"You're gonna buy it, right?"
"Hahahahaha fuck no. Everything in your store sucks ass if I were to buy anything from here I'd walk home in shame"
"Then get the fuck out my store, just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore, weren't you who tried to hurt me with"
"Finish that song, and you will learn the wrath of my Mortal Kombat training, okay? Okay. Bye, try not to die." the blonde tram- I mean lady takes her leave.
"Did he really think he could jipp me... Tsk tsk tsk. Oh well I wonder how long until he notices that I stole his key... Oh well." just then she bumps into a rather strange group of three people who looked like they could be on the cover of emo weekly, they all looked to be sixteen or seventeen, one guy who is wearing a black t-shirt and bandages over his arm with slightly wild hair and a black bandana over his mouth wearing black jeans and sandals, one short girl with silky black hair with purple highlights a black hoodie a short black skirt a black choker black fishnet stockings and black shoes (I think she might like purple), and a guy with violet eyes white hair with pink accents a black whool jacket hoodie black jeans black combat boots and black whool gloves on...
"I'm so sorry miss" the one with the white hair said
"She's judging me with her eyes" said the girl rather glumly
"Alice stop that, she's not judging you... Much" the white haired one why did he mumble that last part.
"Shiro I heard that" she said before she got depressed
"Sweetheart, calm down we just met her don't worry I've probably made the worst first impression." Shiro said trying to bring up her mood, and succeeds in doing so.
"Oh are you two dating?" I ask
"No." he said and she goes back into depression stage
"Way to go Casanova" the bandana one said
"Fuck you Kirito" Shiro said
"... So umm my name's Lucy"
"Ok I'm Shiro, the cute one is Alice, and the walking cloth factory is Kirito" Shiro said
"Don't be mad because I'm better looking, and my character design is original, and I also have the bigger dick" Kirito said
"1. I have white hair that immediately makes me the best looking, 2. You look like Yuki from Mirai Nikki if he stole a sense of fashion from sonic boom, 3. Also you don't have a bigger dick you are the bigger dick, and 4. CLAIRE WAS FUCKING KIDNAPPED AND YOU DECIDE TO DO THIS NOW, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU,I KNOW YOU MISS CANA AND ALL BUT SERIOUSLY IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE YEARS SINCE YOU LEFT HER AND YOU TWO LEFT ON THE BEST TERMS!" Shiro says pissed that after three years Kirito would try to one up him but fail in every opportunity.
"That reminds me, have you seen a girl with green hair blood red eyes and a wolf pelt over her body?" Shiro asks me
"Nope. Why, what happened?" I ask
"Well, how can I put this, last week was a sensitive time for Kirito and I Kirito was sealed off and I was also, but Alice decided to talk to me and this girl we're telling you about ran off and people managed to knock her out using smoke bombs with sleeping powder and she disappeared, the last thing I remember before passing out was a man with dark blue hair and ugly looking magic taking her away." Shiro says solemly
"What's her name?" I ask, he seems ready to kill this man
"Claire Riften"
Cut to: Natsu Lisanna and Wendy
"Look look all I'm saying is that it's better for guys to have preparation for sex so they know what they're doing" Lisanna said effectively pissing Wendy off even further
"Look I get it, but I'm saying that a first time is special and it should be treasured with one you love" Wendy said causing Natsu to remember his first time, and how afterwards when Mira said if she ever caught him cheating she'd rape him and castrate him... Good times
"Look will both of you just shut up right now, I've picked up on his scent, and Kirito as well, also I smell two women." Natsu said
Just then Wendy and Lisanna had a thought of Shiro wearing a suit that's black and white, with golden rings on and two busty women at his side while saying "pimping is easy"
"Why does both of your thoughts spell trouble for Shiro?"
"It's been like what three years and you guys finally track me down, shit we need to move fast"
"Shiro let's get going quick" Kirito said
"We need to find her fast before they catch up, or catch us." I say
"What are we waiting for then"
Ending theme: worlds end umbrella
A/N: hey guys just a couple of things, anyway this was originally supposed to be done last Monday not at 4:33 AM on Friday, anyway school had been harsh, I have a couple of new OCs including Alice we finally finished working on her, and now we have our first OP OC thanks to 2015 Lewamus Prime, believe it or not I was debating whether or not to actually add this one because it changes so many of my plans. Also there are gonna be some a lot of comedic scenes but more likely lemons lots and lots of lemons, also I could've wrote a lemon between Shiro and Lisanna considering that they were both thirteen at the time, they're in Japan where the legal age of consent is thirteen and its the year 780 or 781 where you could legit marry a nine year old and nobody would bat an eye... Don't forget to comment... Good day... I've just thought of something. Guys I might not add OCs if you actually don't read the whole story but you just finish the first chapter and see accepting OCs, it'll just piss me off because if you forget simple things in the story but still want the OC that's just work without effort, because I like to think I put some hard work into this, even my friends at school who don't let me write stories because I'm evil have been telling me how good of a job I'm doing, and to not read the story but want the OC just makes me feel a bit used you know... Just a word of thought. Good day