A/N: hey guys thus chapter is gonna be too comedic and not as serious... Also you know what happens one last thing 2015 Lewamus Prime I'm sad to inform you of this but your OC has been rejected, I'm sorry but it would cause too many plotholes, and to top it off he would be equal the strength of Gildarts by the eclipse arc making giant plotholes even bigger... Sorry comments Pms and resubmissions are acceptable flames are also acceptable.

Chapter 13 well... Bye

Op core pride

"Hey guys, I think I smell the guys who took Claire" Shiro said... Uh oh he looks like he's about to decimate the port with a look... Scary

"I say we rip his heart out" bad Kirito, no, no

"I say we mess with his mind and make him commit suicide" Alice no

"... We need him to tell us where Claire is, what do you think we should do Lucy" Shiro can see reason he might be the only sane one in this group

"I see we capture and interrogate him" I say Shiro just nods

"Ok torture him it is then, Lucy you're sick but I like that in a person, you and I will be great friends"... I take that back immediately, Shiro might be the worst in the group

"Also Lucy, fair warning there are some people after us... Me there are some people after me, they're good people but I'm technically a good guy too, anyway they are fairy tail mages and I need you to distract them..." Shiro says bluntly

"Hai!" This might be the perfect time to actually see if I can join fairy tail, so I immediately hug Shiro.

"Ok ok, anyway I'll tell you when to run into them ok?"

Scene change

"Ok, guys I'm like 99% certain that you're gonna hit Shiro" I said

"Yup, it's gonna be for hiding a secret from me" Wendy says rather evilly... In all honesty I wouldn't be surprised if Shiro isn't raped by the end of the night

"And I'm gonna beat him for not telling me Freddie loves me knowing that I love Freddie" Lisanna just calm down

"Anyway I think he's looking for somebody, before you ask why, there is somebody else with his scent on them."

"I'M GONNA KILL HIM, HE'S MARKING WOMEN WITH HIS SCENT, I'M THE ONLY WOMAN THAT CAN HAVE HIS SCENT, NATSU WHERE IS THIS WHORE THAT HAS HIS SCENT?!" Oh fuck my life Wendy is about to enter Dragon force from sheer jealousy, this could prove deadly

"I don't know her scent is too far away" I say calmly..

"Hey guys, there's this blue haired guy pretending to be Natsu. Aren't we gonna do something about it?" thank you Lisanna... Wait

"WHO HAS THE BALLS, TO TRY TO STEAL MY LIFE?!"

scene change... Again

"Lucy there's that fucker right there, go into the crowd, and distract the mages after me, and don't forget to set it up so that he's isolated..." Shiro told me

"Hai"

I ran near the crowd and put on a angry face, bring up some crocodile tears, and stomp my boots to his direction. Good

"Who the fuck do you think you-" I interrupt some guy with pink hair...

"YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME" I slap him "I GAVE YOU MY FIRST AND ALL" I punch him," YOU SAID YOU USED PROTECTION" time to finish, "YOU GAVE ME HEPATITIS YOU BASTARD" I knee him and made sure that the tears fell harder, he ran ASAP... "And scene"

It's up to Shiro, Alice, and Kirito now.

"Excuse us miss, but can we talk to you?" three people asked me, hey I see fairy tail guild marks, this must be them

"Sure, sir, but before I'm set up for casting couch or a windowless van, may I ask are you fairy tail mages?"

"Yes we are" that's good but not for Shiro, they are right on their heels they better hurry up, "now may I ask-" he was cut off by the small bluenette

"WHAT IS YOUR AFFILIATION WITH SHIRO" she seemed hostile maybe being calm and friendly is the best approach.

"He's a friend of mine why do you ask?" I ask sincerely

"BITCH DUCK" the pink haired guy yelled why did he yell duck

"GALE FIST OF THE WIND DRAGON"

"Taurus" I immediately summon Taurus, don't get mad at me, he's a masochist. I put him back in the spirit world.

"Ok, Shiro is definitely a trigger for her rage, what happened between those two?" I ask

"We're in love" she quickly answers

"Then why is he avoiding you guys?" this is making less sense

"Because of me" ok the white haired spoke

"What did you do"

"Fuck him"

"... How long ago"

"About three years ago that's exactly the day he left us too"

"I see... Hey rager" I speak to the blue haired one.

"My name's Wendy"

"You're name can be crumbwell for all I care, anyway what were you, like six three years ago right?"

"Three years ago I was ten, and he loved me even then"

"... Either you fucked up or Shiro was cheating on you... I'll take opition 1"

"Yea I did fuck up and I kinda threw him into her arms"

"... I'm sorry but I'm entitled to ask, was he a good fuck?"

"Hung like a horse, swung like a wrecking ball.." whitey said

"This is good information to hold over him, any pictures?"

"Why would there be any pictures and its not like she would have them on her right no-" Wendy said

"Here you go, it was hard to get some from this position, also here's us using our magic, here's him using the choker and Leash, and here's anal, I would've taken pictures of the blowjobs but I was choking"

"... Let me see" It was Pinky who said that

"... Natsu burn those pictures... NATSU" Wendy screamed at pinky

"Oh you and Mira have the same heart shape birthmark on your ass"

"Pinky are you implying that you're fucking Mirajane Strauss?" I ask

"The names Natsu, and I'm not implying I'm saying that I'm fucking Mira."

"Neat, oh hey Shiro, did you save her?"

"Yep, she's unconscious right now give her like five minutes tops, she'll wake up and start assaulting me"

"What happened to that guy"

"He's in a abandoned warehouse listening to 100 hours of 4kids one piece theme song, in about two more hours his last brain cell will die.. Also hi Natsu, Wendy,... Lisanna..., How've you been"

"Good I've been good..."

"Sorry about that night, I mean I nearly killed you, you know, with the whole choker and Leash thing, and I didn't have a condom on that night."

"It's alright I honestly liked the choker and Leash thing and I was on the pill"

"Sorry for just leaving you there in that state"

"Yea you better be, you left me there crying, and also it doesn't help that you left me filled"

"And what was I supposed to do empty you out right there... Nevermind but there was some stuff I needed to deal with and disappearing for about three years helped, How've you been?"

"Good, Freddie and I started recently dating, a good sex life, Natsu is getting engaged and I'm the maid of honor, this was why we needed to find you asap..."

"Let me guess I'm gonna be the best man?"

"Yep"

"Well it's good to be in touch from time to time... When's the wedding?"

"Next month"

"I'll definitely be there Lisa,"

"Cool, also (whispering) Freddie wanted to ask you for a threesome as an apology for hurting you, will you join?"

"Why not... What are you looking at Lucy my eyes are up here"

"Nothing" Lucy said

"Onii Chan" Wendy mumbled inaudibly

Play the song apocalypse from SMT: Nocturne OST

The background then started to fade out for Wendy as she could only see Shiro, she slowly walked up to him as if she was in a trance, then ran to him and then tugged on his jacket pulling him down to her level and nuzzled her forehead onto his own and started crying

"Never leave... Never leave me again... You're all I have... All I want... All I need... So please stay... DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN, PLEASE, I LOVE YOU!" she cries

"I..." he mumbles inaudibly

"I ... U" he again mumbles

"I l...u" again it becomes clearer

"I lo...ou" closer and closer

"I lo...you" nearly there

"I LOVE YOU, I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, I'll never leave you alone again, I promise..." he breaks down and starts crying as well

They began to passionately kiss for five whole minutes and when they finish up they bite each other's necks

Stop playing the song(I'm almost brought to tears)

They stop marking each other as Lucy ruins the mood "Hey Shiro I'm pretty sure Alice is jealous of you making out with another girl in front of her" just then she gets punched by Alice

"Don't antagonize master, I love master too, so antagonizing him won't help."

"I don't love Shiro I just met him today, in fact he's only a friend with a horse dick as a third leg"

"How do you know what my dick looks like?" Shiro asked

"Simple, Lisanna showed us pictures, so you have a choker fetish, that explains why Alice is wearing one"

"Onii chan, have you been sleeping around?" Wendy asked in a way that made Shiro pray for his life

"Only when I had to... So far I haven't had to yet"

"That's good because I thought you were going to go missing"

"That's good I don't want to go missing"

For some weird reason I don't think she means missing

"HEY GUYS REMEMBER ME" hey it's that asshole with blue hair "REMEMBER HOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LET ME GO AND HOW YOU FORCED ME TO WATCH 4KIDS ONE PIECE THEMESONG, WELL NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!"

"That's adowable, he thinks he can kill us, that's cute, oh well, I have a new move to test out Anyway. You guys might wanna sit back... DARK DEVILS CURSE: DARK REQUIEM!" just then a giant ball of darkness was summoned and turned into a single small bullet, it was fired at somewhat mach speed and hit the blue guy straight on ripping through streets, buildings and stopping at the top of the bell tower, where it exploded successfully destroying it

"He'll be alive, he'll just be deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed.. Now let's get the fuck out of here before 5-0 shows up we still have some recruits to fairy tail"

"AYE SIR!" they all yell in unison who knows, maybe this won't be so bad

Ending theme world end umbrella

End of chapter 13

A/N so guys what do you think... I'm not a pussy ok I just have a soft spot for romance... In all honesty the way I made the dialogue between characters is dialogue between me and most of my friends... Any comments, reviews, flames, PM's, pitchforks(dodge incoming), and pure hate send that straight to me... Also remember how I said this was supposed to be more comedic, well I had plans for Lucy being caught by Natsu Wendy and Lisanna in a Alley where she would be saved by Alice Kirito and Shiro in nuns outfits, Natsu and Wendy point out that only one is a actual female and Shiro and Kirito would take off the outfits wearing wigs, a garterbelt, panties, a bra, and high heels and start singing sweet transvestite from the movie Rocky horror picture show effectively scarring everybody... Good day everybody