A/N hey guys I'm doing this chapter because and I quote "FUCK THE PO'LICE" anyway I'm doing this chapter because I'm gonna clear some things up... Let's get cooking
Chapter 14 FUCK YOU GUYS
op core pride
Shiro POV
"We're finally here, and the popo didn't catch us or find a way to link this to fairy tail" I say triumphantly
"Are we really proud of this?" Lucy are you serious
"Of course we are, we just ended an entire sect of slave trading" I felt accomplished today
"You made a man a vegetable, destroyed most of a port city, and evaded police so bad that they can't arrest a petty thief... Are you really accomplished?" Lucy you're serious aren't you
"Yes, yes I am, because that man was a slaver, that port was shit, and terrible police makes us more money as mages, and dragonic demons" did I really have to explain this
"Anyway, I'm opening the doors, I'M BACK BITCHES!"
"... Who dafuq is that, gramps?" another Blondie, just what this guild needed
"I'm Shiro, who dafuq are you blondie?"
"I'm Laxus"
"Ok I don't know why but I assume you're an asshole, am I correct?"
"Yup, and you're definitely one too"
"I don't know why but we're gonna best friends"
"Ditto" and we had our bro hug
"Shiro I'm jealous, I haven't seen you in three years, and I don't get so much as a how do you do, my feelings are hurt" Freddie are you for real
"Well I would but your breath smells like the results of Lisa's fiber diet."
"Did Lisa ask you yet?"
"I already said yes. But can Wendy watch? I kinda made a promise to never leave her side." i explain
"... Sure, why not, Lisa was always a bit of an exhibitionist"
"Ok business is done," Laxus taps my shoulder," yes, Laxus?"
"Wanna be an honorary member of the Raijinshuu?"
"What's that?"
"My group in the guild, it's my very own team, in fact you might be the only good PR in our team, if you join that is".
"I'd love to, but I won't be able to join you guys for many missions, is that ok?" I ask sincerely
"That's great, but there's an initiation"
"I thought I already completed my initiation when I beat Mira and Erza at the same time"
"Ok you're in" that was easier than expected
"Great, now if you don't mind I gotta build me a house to live in"
"For you and I to live in" Wendy interjected
"Yes sweetheart, anything you say"
"Wow, you're whipped aren't you." Laxus are you for real
"I have to appease her or else she'll beat me to death using my penis as a spiked club"
"So do you need help building that house, I'm pretty sure we can get the guild to help." thank you Laxus
"Thanks and after this I could join that threesome I was invited to"
"Wait what was that?"
"I want a three story house, a training room, and an orgy room" yes an orgy room Wendy and I agreed on this
"Ok then, LET'S GET TO WORK YOU SLACKERS" Laxus yelled
"Oh hey Mira, How've you been?" I ask
"Oh hi Shiro, I've been fine, also I'm kinda three months pregnant... So yea"
"Is this a shotgun wedding?"
"Nope, Natsu proposed, then knocked me up... The walls, the floor, the ceiling, the piano, the bar countertop, on the tables, in Elfman's room, in the guest room, in Lisanna's room, in my room, in the kitchen, in the shower, and that's all I remember before I passed out" Mira said
"Mira you don't even look two months, that's amazing, but aren't you worried that your baby is gonna suck up some of your magic and become a Cambion?" I ask concerned
"A camp eon?"
"A cambion is a demi-devil, who knows maybe it'll become the demi-fiend"
"The who now?"
"The demi fiend, a being so powerful, that they kill devils, dragons, and Gods alike... Am I the only one that studies ancient lore?"
"I do as well master" thank you Alice, you're always a sweetheart
"So you might wanna go help build that house before Laxus pulls out the whip... Again" Mira are you serious
*Whip* "WHAT ARE YOU SLACKERS DOING, I'LL WHIP HOT FIRE OUT OF YOU!" she wasn't kidding I better hurry up
Two weeks later
March 1 784
Shiro POV
"Thanks guys, for helping Wendy and I ,and Claire and Alice, build our house"
"Ok now it's time for a shower, but before that, Bisca, Alzack I need to talk to you in private"
"Yes, Shiro" they ask in unison
"Listen, before I left, I wanted to know whether or not you two are a couple yet?"
"What do you mean couple, we're just really close friends." oh dear they're in denial.
"Tell her your feelings Alzack and Bisca do the same, or I'll make you both my sex slaves... NOW" sorry I had to do this guys but you're both a lovely couple.
"Ok, Bisca I loved you since the day I met you Will you be mine?" he's actually doing it, good boy.
"YES YES FOR NOW AND FOREVER" And begin the make out session
'Thank you God'
Shiro I'm not God, I'm the narrator, and the author, oh I am God, hope you don't mind but next chapter you're having a threesome with Freddy and Lisa, then popping Wendy's cherry...
'Ok, but why did you make us all sexualized? And why am I entering a threesome?'
Well Tuesday is my friend, Tin, birthday, he's better known as Tario Ed he makes great stories and also he first accepted my alternate version of you
'Hold up, there's another me?'
Don't worry about that. It's just an alternate version of you, in fact you two might meet in the future and fight, also you're more based on my personality, the alternate you is based on my intelligence and undying loyalty... So yea... Also you're getting a harem... And you'll fucking like it.
'Hai, also what do you think the orgy room is for?'
Fair enough, now go my son, also if you're looking for that story it's called Ed Edd n' Eddy: the life of a shinobi, it's amazing look it up.
'I'm gonna take a nap, before the lemon'
Ending theme world end umbrella
End of chap:14
A/N hey guys it's me, and if you wanna know there's another Shiro out there, you just gotta wait a while, anyway I'm gonna end this story on the Tartoros arc also I forgot to mention, since I'm an asshole Natsu and Mira's wedding is gonna be on the very day the giant fortress attacks magnolia... You know what I'm talking about... Good day