A/N hey guys How've you been, I've been a bit down lately, and I'm down two best friends, but still I'm writing this chapter, I hope you enjoy... Also fuck Everlue that sack of shit, Lucy now already has Virgo, also only Shiro won't be going into Edolas... Tario Ed I will hand control of Shiro to you when I start Edolas after a relatively far part of Edolas I'm taking this Shiro back...

Chapter 16

March 3, 784 fairy tail guild hall

Op core pride

Shiro POV

'Ok, ok so far there hasn't been any signs of Wendy being pregnant, now my worries are on Lisa, let's just hope she's not pregnant... Seriously that was a good night... If Wendy doesn't stop grinding on my lap I swear I will-'

"Hey guys I have good news," oh is Lisa, that's good, good news is good"also I have bad news"... Fuck...

"What's the good news" Shut up Wakaba

"I'm pregnant..." fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I'M SO FUCKED

"Freddie you stallion you, I knew you could do it!" Natsu stop please

"Well actually, it's more 50/50, it's either him or Shiro" Lisa did you just give my name... What did we talk about, no names are given in a orgy.

"Fuck my life" I mumble Wendy is now gripping my legs tight enough to draw some blood, she still hasn't stopped grinding, "what's the bad news" I ask ignoring the looks the guild is giving me... Well it's not like today could get worse.

"Erza's coming back today" and my boner's dead, thank you Lisa, my day is officially fucked...

As soon as I take a deep breath here comes this BITCH with a giant fucking horn coated in gold and diamonds... Fuck her.

"I'm back,... Shiro, FIGHT ME YOU PUSSY!" Erza yells right in my fucking ears...

"Hey Erza it's been about three years since I've last seen you but after we finish the lullaby arc, I will fight you.." freaking asshole... Let's just finish the story arc because fuck Erigor.

"Right, right, blah blah blah dark guild, blah blah blah assassins, blah blah blah dark magic, blah blah blah strongest team, blah blah blah trains, let's go..." thanks for summing up that dialogue Erza

"Wendy, Alice, Kirito, and Claire let's go, and Wendy don't cast troia on yourself, you need to get used to the train... We leave now" I say to them all

"Yes master/Shiro" they all say in unison

Scene change... To the train mobile

"Hey guys, is it necessary to be that close to me" I say as I notice that while on the train Wendy is again grinding on my lap, Alice is nuzzling down on my neck, right arm and leg, and Claire is behind me massaging my neck, the only part that was comfortable was watching the outside of the train, because I was uncomfortably hard, Alice kept licking my neck from time to time and Claire kept fondling my chest and rubbing my nipples, seriously personal space is important...

"It's necessary for us to be this close master, what if you needed to be protected, or what if I needed you" Alice stop just stop,

"I'm Ok with Alice, sweety I'm not ok with Claire though, also why does Alice call you master?" Wendy not now Seriously, not now...

"Does this mean I can sleep with you two in the main bed?" Alice is that a smile I see...

"Yes, yes you can." Wendy thank you, this means a whole lot to her...

"So Shiro I heard you might've gotten Lisanna pregnant" way to fucking go Erza

"In nine months we'll see..." the atmosphere gets tense, Claire moves her hands around my neck and forms them in a cupping form, Alice points her nails at my ribs, no from this angle she's gonna hit my lungs, and Wendy is firmly gripping my penis...

"Excuse me, I'm gonna... Rub one out in the bathroom, yea." I excuse myself to the bathroom...

I wonder how Kirito is doing with Cana,

Scene change

"OH YES FUCK MY ALCOHOLIC ASSHOLE, CUM IN MY ASS KIRITO" Cana screams loudly

"I'M PUMPING YOUR ASS WITH MY CUM" Kirito screams loudly, he's not that innocent anymore...

Back to Shiro

It can't be that important...

I then notice the bathroom door opening...

"Hey master" it was Alice..

"Alice what are you doing here... I'm kinda busy..." I'm in the bathroom with my pants down that's all I'm really doing actually...

"I wanted to see if I can help you out." Alice said cutely

Today she was wearing her large black hoodie a black choker silver and black knee length stockings light purple nails, and black shoes... I would compliment her but my woody speaks for itself...

"Let me ease it, master."

Lime start(sorry but I need to exert my perverseness)

She walks up to me and gets on her knees and strips me of my boxers revealing my throbbing penis.

"How long have you been hard today master?"

"I don't know..."

She then began to start stroking me up and down, her small hands barely cupping around my dick...

"Put it in your mouth, Alice..."

She then began to lick around the tip and puts about two inches inside her small tight mouth and began to suck it...

I begin to smell the room, and I begin to notice that she's smells aroused as I look down and see her striped black and white panties and she's slowly fingering herself.

"Deeper, take it in deeper"

She did just as I commanded and took my length deeper into her throat, to the point of more than half of my dick being down her throat...

"Vernier" I casted on Alice and she accidentally took all of my penis at once gagging a bit as she fervently fingers herself.

"Oh yea" I moan out, I'm almost there.

She begins to hum why deep throating me..

"Fuck, I'm cumming" I say as puddles of sperm fill up her throat, and her eyes roll back into her head as she spasms slightly...

Ten minutes later

After we finally wake up and catch our breaths we go back to our seats... Hm these trains seem to filled with a lot of dark mages... And my team is gone... Ooooooooooh this train was hijacked after they got off didn't it... Somebody is in for the beating of their lives after we get out.

"Alice you ready?"

"Let's go master"

"RAGING BELLOW OF THE DARK DEVIL GOD!" we cast together, it forms a black, violet, and white torrent that takes out the entire train, luckily I used my wings to fly us out...

"WHO. IN. THE. FUCK. JUST. DESTROYS. A. TRAIN. YOU JUST KILLED MY MEN! I'LL FUCKING END YOU!" says a hipster stripper wearing only a scarf and baggy pants holding a giant sickle...

"Hey hipster, these were you're men?" I ask

"My name is fucking Erigor, you fucktard!" he says

"Well fucking, I'm Shiro and this Alice, and we're from fairy tail... Seriously who names their child fucking?"

"My name is not fucking, it's Erigor you fairy fuck!"

"I honestly don't care if your name was sun god Lito, your name is now stripper hipster, and that is what I shall put on your grave stone."

"Fuck this noise I'm gonna kill you both, using Lullaby!" is he for real?

"..."

"What too scared to say anything coward, fearing the power of Lullaby, Zeref's flute? Well you should be, because it will kill you and your master!" he's for real

..

"HahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHSHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OMG THIS SO FUNNY, LIKE DEAR GOD HE THINKS LULLABY IS LETHAL, OH! Oh, your serious, Lullaby remember me, and remember how I kicked your ass at six years old?" Erigor is looking at me confused.

"..." he's still quiet huh.

"Lullaby, get over here before your Onii Chan uses you as a pincushion, for my newest attacks."

Lullaby begins to sweat nervously, and quiver in fear.

"Why is Lullaby shaking and sweating?" Erigor questions.

"You have until the count of three, one... Two... Thr-," I say.

"Onii Chan stop please, don't hurt me!" Lullaby jumps out of Erigor's hand and turns into a five year old girl with three purple eyes and made out of wood and began to fly into Shiro and started hugging him and crying. "I missed you Onii Chan, first auntie and uncle said you were put into a long sleep, and when I went looking for you a bunch of humans ganged up on me and sealed me into a box, where have you been Onii chan I missed you, where's auntie and Uncle?" Lullaby you're still that little crybaby.

"Hey imouto, stop crying, I was put in fairy sphere, dad is dead, and mom is M.I.A., we're looking for her now, my question is why didn't you fight back against stripping hipster?"

"Because I wanted vengeance on the descendants of the people who sealed me, and they just so happened to be the guild masters..." she pouted.

"You know what vengeance does to you, it turns you into that giant wooden monster that drains the life out of plants, and try to use your music to kill and eat the souls of any mortals..." yea that's not the first time that had happened.

"Fine Onii Chan but you need to pat my head when you beat this chump." she said excitedly.

"Hai hai, when I beat this chump."

"Like hell you will STORM MAIL! This is my impenetrable armor you will never beat it! Muahahaha!" he's gonna give me a meal... Well I am kinda hungry.

"Are you gonna eat that?" I ask him.

"What do you mean, am I gonna eat that, it's my armor, I'm not gonna eat my armor!"

"Well, chow time" I drop Alice and Lullaby on a rock, and move towards Erigor as fast as I can, and I eat his armor, " tasty, this was fucking delicious, props."

"Did you just eat my fucking armor?" he looks hysterical.

"Yes I did, and it was delicious."

"Five years, five years until I mastered that spell, it took me five years to master it, it's been stabbed at, shot at, electrocuted, burned, and it hadn't failed, but some asshole decides' Hey what if I EAT IT, I MEAN IT'S ONLY ONE SPELL? FUCK THAT ERIGOR FUCK, I'M JUST GONNA EAT HIS BEST SPELL!' WELL SIR I SAY FUCK YOU, FUCK LULLABY, FUCK ALICE, FUCK LEGAL GUILDS, FUCK FAIRY TAIL, AND FUCK MY LIFE!" he turned bright red with anger..

"Are you done?"

"Yes I'm done."

"Good ROAR OF THE SKY DRAGON!"

"AND FUCK YOUR MAGIC!" well I'll never see him again.

Just then a car is moving at near supersonic speed and stops right in front of me...

"Shiro, Alice are you two ok, what happened!" Erza yelled Again right in my fucking ear..

"Hey sweety, did you beat him?" good Wendy.

"Yea I did, I ate his spell... It was tasty."

"That's good, now if you'll excuse me, *Blergh*" and she vomits over the rail road... Is it weird that I have a boner right now?

"Honey," then I get tackled by a green blurr, "I was so worried, that he would scratch you or hurt you, but then I thought of you with scars and I got turned on so so much!" Claire hugging me to death, wearing blue booty shorts, a green long sleeve shirt, blue sneakers, long and wolf green hair, and emerald eyes...

"Onii chan, who are these women, and what's your affiliation with them?" Lullaby asks with lifeless eyes.

"One of them is mate, two of them are my concubine, and one is just a BITCH I know..."

"Let me guess, the small blue one is your mate, Alice and greeny are your concubines, and red is a BITCH... Am I right or am I wrong?"

"Correct"

"Shiro, who's this little girl with three purple eyes and is made out of wood, and why is she calling you Onii chan?" Wendy asks darkly... Jesus another yandere why do I attract yanderes?

"This is Lullaby, and she's my cousin..." 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0

"WHAT!?" they all ask in unison, this is gonna take a while.

Ending song:world's end umbrella

A/N hey guys, How've you been, anyway I've been meh lately, anyway I've been addicted to Tonari no Kabaitsu kun(my little monster) because it's adorable, and the people are realistic, if you want romance and slice of life I suggest you look it up...