A/N hey guys How've you been, I'm sorry that I haven't been updating as constantly as I used to, my reason is, fucking high school... Fuck homework... And I've been stressed lately so this is just because I really hate whatever the name of the guy who runs phantom hive name is... I want to say jose... Comments please, also I keep forgetting to mention this but I want fan art... I can draw it's just I'm bad at it... Onto the story.
Chapter 17 Fuck the police
Op: colors by flow
Magnolia March 3 x784
Shiro POV
"Look, I don't see what the big deal is so what if people died, it's not our fault." I say nonchalantly.
"YOU AND ALICE KILLED AN ENTIRE GUILD, ARE YOU FOR REAL?" Erza clearly had her panties in a twist.
"Who knows, Erigor might be alive, and we didn't kill them, the explosion from the train did..." I rationalize..
"THE EXPLOSION YOU CAUSED, MASTER IS GONNA HAVE ANOTHER HEART ATTACK!" wait he already had one.
"Let's just fight already."
"Couldn't agree more." Erza said with a rapeface... That's adowable she thinks she's intimidating isn't that pwecious.
"Place your bets, everyone place your bets, who will get T-REKT, Erza or Shiro?" thank you Cana you are forever a hype beast.
"Why are most of the bets on Scarlett bitch and not Onii chan?" Lullaby asked... Why is she still naked?
"Probably because they don't know what he did to Eisenwald yet, don't tell them, that's money for groceries right there." Wendy I love you so much...
"Let's get this over with." Erza needs to get SHREKT
"Requip: Purgatory armor!"
"Hey Erza, I've got a new thing I want to show you..."
"Devils eye."
"Come at me Erza, I dare you"
She rushes at me at her top speed... It feels like watching a movie in slow motion.
"Purgetorian slash"
A major pile of dust builds up, and a crater is formed.
"He's totally fucked."
"Wow Macao, talk about vote of no confidence for a fellow guild mate, who knows, maybe you're next..." I say...
"Where's Erza?" Wakaba asked terrified.
"Her, oh she's in that Erza size crater in the middle of the forrest..."
"How?" the guild asks in unison.
"Simple, when Erza used her attack, I grabbed it and then
"SHINKU DARK SHONIKEN!"
... I might've shattered her jaw in a million pieces... And her intestines might be shredded... And she might be vomiting blood in that pit, you might wanna check on her..."
"Excuse me sir, but is this fairy tail?" a frog person thing asked me.
"Yes, yes it is."
"Ok, Shirotsune Tatsumi, you are under arrest for destroying an entire rail road segment, and an entire train. Please come with me..."
"... FUCK THE POLICE!" I yell At the top of my lungs... Seriously fuck 5-0 sometimes..
Five hours later
"Hey guys, How've you been, Jel- I mean Siegrein how's life going for you? Are you mad because neither Ultear nor Erza loves you... And let's not forget the person you dedicated your love to, he especially doesn't love you... Anyway I need to speak to Ultear." I say effectively pissing him off.
"And why do you need to see Ultear, you sack of shit?"
"Vulgarity never gets you anywhere, shrimp dick. But if you must know it's personal business that we just so happen to have in common..."
"You have ten minutes you sack of fairy shit."
He leaves as Ultear enters
"So Tatsumi-San, you wanted to speak with me?" Ultear asks... She's gonna be shocked when she hears this..
"I've got good news and bad news, the good news is I know who your father is, it's my pops... And the bad news is that he's dead..."
She's very shocked...
"What are you saying?"
"I'm saying that you're my sister, and you're a devil."
Ending theme brave song
A/N hey guys How've you been, Ocs are still welcome just as long as they're not stupidly OP right now people who are like Erza level strength is accepted also with what Shiro did to Erza was two references, guess what they were, one is obvious the other is not So much, but I'll give you a hint, the main character makes others feel his wrath... Anyway good day