Chapter 7: Text wars

A/N: To be honest, this is just a filler chapter so I can get ahead with The Blind Banker arc and not have late updates. With that being said, I hope you like it just an idea I had.

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1 new message from contact: JOHN

Where are you? - JW

I went to Christina's house so we could study. Why? – EH

Your father is driving me mad. – JW

He won't stop pacing and mumbling. – JW

He's throwing china. – JW

Hello? – JW

Elise? – JW

Sorry John. Got a bit distracted. Why's he throwing china? – EH

I don't know! – JW

Alright. I really have to study John. I'm sorry but you'll have to ride this one out. – EH

He's threatening to experiment on the Guinea pig. – JW

WHAT?!- EH

Give me a minute. – EH

Tell him if he so much as plucks a hair from Gizmo's head I'll poison his tea. –EH

Message sent to contact: Daddy

John tells me you're breaking things. Why? – EH

DON'T TOUCH GIZMO OR I'LL TELL LESTRADE THAT YOU WITHELD EVIDENCE.- EH

It won't be a lie either since you do withhold evidence. – EH

He would cut you off from cases for a week. – EH

Or maybe I'll call Uncle Mycroft and tell him we should have dinner. – EH

By 'we' I mean all of us. John, Mycroft, Me, you, and Grandma and Grandpa – EH

Wouldn't you just LOVE that? – EH

You're bluffing. – SH

Not this time daddy- yo. I'm dead serious. – EH

Stop breaking our dishes and unhand my pet. I have to study. – EH

Fine. You may stay at your stupid friend's residence for another half hour and then you are coming home.-SH

I bargain an hour –EH

No. – SH

Please? – EH

No. – SH

Ugh. - SH

Also, don't beg. It's unbecoming. – SH

Whatever you say dad. I'll be home soon. Don't be mean to John xx – EH

I'm not mean to John. – SH

I meant don't cause a big fuss. –EH

And by the way, my friend isn't stupid and her name is Christina. – EH

Who? – SH

I've known her since primary school! – EH

Oh right. The blonde one with divorced parents. – SH

DAD! – EH

Oh calm your nerves. I was only kidding. – SH

You don't kid –EH

You're right. I don't. Come home now. – SH

Mrs. Hudson made biscuits. – SH

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A/N: Alright. A regular chapter will be posted in four days (per usual.) Put this story on alerts if you want to know when that is.

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