If you decide that murder is your best option do not simply go running into the situation with your favorite outfit on. Stop and think it through. If you wear glasses switch to contact lenses, and if you don't wear glasses invest in a pair of reading glasses. Use your non-dominate hand when writing if you have to. Wear more layers than strictly needed to make yourself look bigger. By a ticket to a show of some sort and tell as many people as you can on social media and face to face about how excited you are to be going. Use a different perfume than you usually would, or if you are female wear a cologne and male wear a perfume. Wear shoes that are bigger or smaller than the size of shoe you wear. Wear gloves if you are going to touch anything. Consider a wig if you have a distinct hair color or cut. Donate all the clothing in black trash bags to a thrift shop in a different state on a busy day. They won't check the bags until after you're gone.