Goldilocks and the Threesome
Part Two:
Hacking into the captain's personal comms was far too easy. No special skill required, one just had to know what he liked – and assume that he had the mental capacity of a horny teenager. And of course, that was Kirk to a "T".
'bigboymccoy,' Chekov tried.
ACCESS DENIED
He tried again, 'sexyspock.'
ACCESS DENIED
Hm. Chekov thought for a moment then tried again. 'luvcock.'
PERSONAL COMMUNICATIONS ACCESSED, JAMES T. KIRK.
"Ha!" Chekov punched the air in triumph. Too easy. And this guy was the captain of a starship? It almost made Chekov shudder at the state of Starfleet, except that this was too much fun.
It only took a few minutes of digging to find what he was looking for. Some top secret get away – Kirk had made all the reservations under his own name.
Should have left it to the Vulcan, Chekov thought.
Officially, Captain Kirk, Lt. Commander Spock and Dr. McCoy were attending a conference on interspecies relationships. According to the captain's log, however, they had their own "interspecies relationships" planned back on Earth.
It would be so easy to ruin their plans...
All he had to do was "accidentally" mention the wrong thing to the right person. But Chekov didn't want to ruin their plans, just disrupt them a bit, just to show he could.
He was the new guy, the kid. Everyone – especially Captain Kirk – overlooked him. If he was sent on an away mission, it was an afterthought. "Might as well take Chekov too." Yeah... just in case whatever big nasty they encountered ran out of red shirts to play with.
Well, he'd show them! He would MAKE the captain notice him.
Mind racing, Chekov copied the details of the trip and hurried to book himself some shore leave.