Iggy's World
AN: This chapter does not involve Iggy at all, and is a parody of a certain arc of Dragonball Z.
Chapter 2: Hunt for the Dragonballs
Ghirahim and Phosphora appeared in the Dark Castle, where a dark ball with stars on it hovered before them.
"Have you found the Night Crystal yet?" said Nightmare.
"No," said Ghirahim. "Some Koopa named Iggy came in claiming this forest was his, but we killed him."
"I want that crystal," said Nightmare. "I need it to regain my full power!"
"If only Planet Namek existed in our crossover universe!" said Ghirahim.
"Actually, I think it does," said Phosphora. "I might have located it. I can give you its coordinates, and you can teleport us there so we can get the Dragonballs and wish for the Night Crystal."
"Sounds promising," said Nightmare. "Off you go then."
Ghirahim stood next to Phosphora and teleported with her. They reappeared on a planet with green sky and bluish grass.
Two green aliens with antennas stood before them. Nameks, Ghirahim and Phosphora knew.
"Ajusa, we have visitors!" said the shorter Namek.
"Welcome to Namek, home of the Dragonballs!" said the taller Namek.
"So the Dragonballs are here," Ghirahim said quietly to Phosphora. "Let's torture their whereabouts out of them."
"No," said Phosphora. "Far easier to let them lead us to the Dragonballs, then kill them." Speaking up so the two Nameks could hear her, she said "We're looking for the Dragonballs to wish our friend back to this dimension. What are your names?"
"He's the worst doctor on the entire planet," said the taller Namek.
"And my comic sidekick here is Zaacro," said Raiti. "We'll help you find the Dragonballs. We have a dragon radar."
Raiti led Ghirahim and Phosphora to a lake. "The first Dragonball is in there," he said.
Raiti and Ghirahim dove into the lake while Phosphora sat on nothing by the water's edge. About a minute later Ghirahim came back up.
"Did you find it?" said Phosphora.
"No," said Ghirahim. "Maybe if you did some work every once and a while."
"If I run into sharks there, I can't blast them," said Phosphora. "It'll electrify the entire lake and fry Raiti. We need him alive."
"There are no sharks in here," said Ghirahim, who knew Phosphora was just being lazy.
Then Raiti resurfaced with the a dragonball in his hand. "I found it!" he said. "A dragonball!"
They found the second dragonball in the mouth of a skull in a coffin in a tomb. Then Raiti located the third in a lake of acid. Ghirahim put on a geranium suit attached to a rope and dove into the lake, and within ten seconds he returned with the dragonball.
Raiti stayed behind with the three dragonballs while Zaacro took over for him. Searching the desert for the fourth dragonball, Phosphora began singing horribly, much to Ghirahim's annoyance.
Then a tornado appeared.
"The dragonball is inside there!" said Phosphora. "Let's jump in and get it!"
"No way!" said Ghirahim. "Let's just wait until the tornado dies!"
"Here it won't ever stop," said Zaacro. "Like the eye on Jupiter it keeps on spinning."
"Stand back," said Ghirahim, and he raised his hand.
"No!" said Phosphora. "If you blast the tornado you might destroy the dragonball!"
"Dragonballs can withstand acid," muttered Ghirahim.
Phosphora jumped into the tornado. Using her superior speed she grabbed the dragonball, then blasted the bottom of the tornado with lightning, destroying it.
The trio searched a forest for the fifth Dragonball, and entered a castle where they found the Dragonball on the ear of a sleeping giant.
"Let's slit his throat," said Ghirahim.
"No!" said Zaacro. "This giant is not easy to kill! We'll have to take it without waking him up!"
Ghirahim grabbed the dragonball and pulled on it while Phosphora and Zaacro pulled him backwards. Finally Ghirahim pulled the dragonball off the giant's ear. But then the giant woke up.
"Fee fi fo fum! Tiny people yum yum!" said the giant as he advanced toward them.
Ghirahim blasted the giant's shoulder while Phosphora blasted the giant's side, blowing huge chunks out of him. The giant grabbed Phosphora by the feet and dangled her upside-down. Ghirahim blasted the giant's hand to pieces, sending Phosphora falling flat on her face. Then Zaacro flew by and grabbed Ghirahim and Phosphora by the feet, flying away with them.
"Nooooooooooo!" said the giant in despair.
"Couldn't you have just flown us away?" Ghirahim said to Phosphora as Zaacro carried them to the site of the sixth dragonball.
"Are you kidding?" said Phosphora. "You're the one with the bloodlust!"
They reached the sixth dragonball, inside an ice cave, and used weak energy waves to melt the ice around it without causing a cavein.
"Where's Zaacro?" said Ghirahim, for the tall Namek had vanished mysteriously.
"Wherever he is, he left his dragon radar behind," said Phosphora, and they used it to track the seventh and final dragonball inside a building in the middle of a pool of water. As Ghirahim jumped over to it, he was suddenly frozen in the air.
Raiti and Zaacro appeared.
"Time to show you who we really are," said Raiti, and he and Zaacro shapeshifted into pink, spiked aliens. The sky changed to dark blue, the dragonballs turned to rocks, and Big Octos – half the size of the ones from Wind Waker – materialized out of thin air in the pool, one of which had his tentacle wrapped around Ghirahim.
"What are you doing on Namek?" said Phosphora.
"This ain't no Namek," said Zaacro. "We were stranded here some time ago. When you arrived, we decided to steal your ship. We constructed these quests for you as a distraction until the Stellar Winds came."
"Stellar Winds?!" said Phosphora. "What Stellar Winds?"
"The ones around this planet," said Raiti. "Only through them can a ship fly off this volcanic rock!"
"Well the joke's on you," said Ghirahim, "because we don't have no spaceship. I teleported us here."
"Then die," said Zaacro.
"Phosphora, try to save your little friend," said Raiti, motioning toward the Big Octo that had Ghirahim trapped in its tentacle.
"But be warned, those creatures are meat eaters," said Zaacro.
The Big Octo pulled Ghirahim below the water. Seconds later, the nearest Big Octo wrapped its tentacle around Phosphora's leg and pulled her under the water as well.
"Ghirahim!" said Phosphora. "Harden your defenses!"
"Wait, what?" said Ghirahim, who was very nervous. "What are you doing?"
Phosphora raised her arm.
Raiti and Zaacro stared at the lake as it was suddenly completely electrified. Phosphora and Ghirahim went flying out of the lake. Phosphora landed gracefully, unaffected by her own lightning, while Ghirahim fell to the ground.
"Anyone up for some calamari?" said Phosphora.
"Warn me the next time you're gonna do that," said Ghirahim, his eyes spinning around.
"I just did," said Phosphora.
Then they faced Raiti and Zaacro with a vengeance.
"Wait!" said Zaacro. "I can cut a deal! I have the same voice as Snails from My Little Pony!"
"I've never seen My Little Pony and I don't plan to," said Phosphora. "I might turn good." She raised her arm and shot a powerful blast of lightning at Zaacro, vaporizing him completely.
Ghirahim slashed Raiti with his sword, then licked the blood off his sword. Raiti tried to crawl away, but Ghirahim slashed him again, then drank Raiti's blood as Raiti laid down quietly and died.
Phosphora walked over to Ghirahim and assumed her sitting on nothing position. "There is no Planet Namek in this universe," she said. "Raiti and Zaacro tricked us. Let's go."
Ghirahim teleported away with Phosphora.
AN: The Nightmare featured in here is the villain of Kirby's Adventure