Iggy's World
Chapter 3: Iggy's Secret Company
While Ghirahim and Phosphora were on the fake Namek, Iggy was holding onto a tree branch near the bottom of the waterfall Ghirahim and Phosphora had sent him falling over. Good thing the tree branch was here, or he'd be gone!
Iggy swung from the tree branch and landed in the water a ways away from the waterfall, and then raced over to his secret lair. His brothers and sister were unaware that he had formed his own company to dominate the world. He had intended it as a surprise, but now that he was banished, he would now keep it all to himself.
Heading his company on were the five most skilled and corrupt executives he knew. They liked to stay hidden in the shadows, but would always follow whoever had the most power, in exchange for some power of their own.
Iggy walked into the dark, shadowy room where the Big Five from Yu-Gi-Oh stood before him.
"Big Five!" said Iggy. "I have an assignment for you! I have founded a new kingdom in a forest called Iggy's World! But a creepy demon named Ghirahim and an extremely cute girl named Phosphora have hijacked it from me and I want it back! Help me destroy them!"
"In return, I want my office on the forest lake," said Gansley, the businessman who had stolen a lemonade stand from his neighbor.
"I want a theme park of penguins," said Crump, the penguin-obsessed accountant.
"I want a courtroom to wrongly imprison the good Assist Trophies," said Johnson, the corrupt lawyer who had once convinced a jury that a man who was afraid of water stole a boat.
"I want an armored tank and a mech to rival the Gundams," said Nesbitt, the techno geek.
"And I want to be your right hand man," said Lector, the coolest of the Big Five who looked and sounded different than the other four.
"I can promise you these things once I become king of Iggy's World," said Iggy.
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Iggy and the Big Five marched into Iggy's World. Before long, they ran into Ghirahim and Phosphora again.
"So, you're still alive," said Phosphora. "Lightning Dust! Take Iggy out!"
"Cobra Kais!" said Ghirahim to five karate students with leather jackets and motorcycles. "Take out Iggy's goons!"
Gansley faced Johnny Lawrence, the leader of the Cobra Kais. Crump faced Bobby Brown, who looked the most unsure about working for a psychopath like Ghirahim. Johnson faced Tommy. Nesbitt faced Dutch, who jumped up and down. Lector faced Jimmy.
The Cobra Kais showed off some karate moves, but the Big Five knew some powerful tricks that Iggy had taught them. They transformed into Deep Sea Warrior, Nightmare Penguin, Judge Man, Robotic Knight, and Jinzo, and blasted the Cobra Kais to oblivion.
"I'm the fastest pegasus around!" said Lightning Dust. "I'm faster than Rainbow Dash, maybe even Dr. Eggman and Pinkie... Yeow!"
While Lightning Dust was bragging about her speed, Iggy hit her with a blast of flame, setting her tail on fire. Lightning Dust flew off to find the nearest body of water to put the fire out.
The Big Five faced Phosphora at once.
"We're gonna take you out!" said Gansley.
"I'd like to take you out on a date," said Crump.
"I hereby sentence you to death," said Johnson.
"You shall be terminated right away!" said Nesbitt.
Lector raised his hand to Phosphora. "Stand back," he said to Gansley, Crump, Johnson, and Nesbitt. "I'll blast her right now!"
Phosphora raised both her arms and caused a massive blast of electricity that obliterated the Big Five while Iggy watched in horror.
"Stand and face me!" said Ghirahim, who brandished a sword. Iggy pulled out a sword and duelled Ghirahim. Ghirahim slashed Iggy across the chest and licked the blood off his sword.
"Delectable," said Ghirahim. "I've never tasted Koopa blood before."
Suddenly, a man with wax wings flew in and kicked Ghirahim in the face.
"This isn't over, Icarus!" said Ghirahim. Phosphora ran over to him and he teleported away with her.
"Who are you?" said Iggy to Icarus. "Are you trying to take over Iggy's World too?"
"No," said Icarus. "I'm here to defeat my enemy, Phosphora. She has teamed up with the demon lord Ghirahim and they kidnapped my father. They want to sacrifice him to awaken some nightmare thing. The ritual calls for a sacrifice with wings."
"Ghirahim and Phosphora are my enemies too!" said Iggy, who had been seconds away from burning Icarus's wings. "Let's work together to take them down!"
"Sounds good," said Icarus, and he and Iggy shook hands. Of course Iggy wasn't interested in saving Daedalus or the world, he just wanted Iggy's World back.
AN: This is Icarus of Greek Mythology, not Pit from Kid Icarus which was named after him and also Phosphora's series of origin