Iggy's World
Chapter 5: The New Ruler of Iggy's World
"Iggy's World is MINE!" said Iggy, jumping up and down in victory. "The torches turned green to symbolize me!"
"How the hell did you switch sides so quickly?" said Icarus, who had been fighting Phosphora for years.
Phosphora leaned back as she was sitting on nothing again. "As I was climbing out of the lake Iggy knocked me into, Shadow and Midna showed me an episode of My Little Pony, and it purified me."
"Congratulations," said Icarus, and he and Phosphora shook hands.
"Where's Ghirahim?" said Phosphora.
"Dead," said Iggy.
"Good," said Phosphora. "I think he was too evil to reform even if he saw My Little Pony."
"Well, let's go home, son," said Daedalus.
"I've been waiting for a good flight," said Icarus, and he and Daedalus flew away above the sea. Ignoring his father's warnings, Icarus flew too close to the sun, burned his wings, and fell to his death.
"Shadow and Midna will decide on a new ruler of Iggy's World," said Phosphora.
"Whoever they decide on will fight me for the throne!" said Iggy.
The Assist Trophies walked in and talked for a few minutes, then held a vote. Shadow and Midna walked over to Iggy and Phosphora.
"We have decided on a new ruler of this unnamed forest," said Midna.
"IGGY'S WORLD!" said Iggy.
"Whatever," said Midna.
"So who is it?" said Iggy.
"Most of us have noticed a big change in Phosphora since she became a pegasister," said Shadow. "We all like her so much that she was unanimously elected princess of the forest."
"Me?" said Phosphora, quite pleasantly surprised. She had no idea everyone would love her this much when she had only been reformed for several minutes. "I'm the new ruler of Iggy's World?"
"Well all I have to do is beat her again and Iggy's World is mine!" said Iggy.
Iggy and Phosphora stood on opposite ends of the room.
"Witness my secret weapon, again!" said Iggy. He took out his case of Bokchow, but to his great annoyance he found that it was empty. "What the hell? Where did all my Bokchow go? I know there was more Bokchow in there!"
"I stole it all and threw it out the window while we were getting set up for the battle," said Phosphora. "I'm that fast!"
"Dammit!" said Iggy.
Phosphora shot a blast of electricity at Iggy. The demented Koopaling howled as he disintegrated into nothingness. Only his broken glasses remained. The torches turned cyan, lighting the room up a purplish blue.
"Then I am the princess of Iggy's World," said Phosphora.
"You don't have to call it that if you don't want to," said Shadow.
"The forest didn't belong to him, but the name has kind of a nice ring to it," said Phosphora. She knew she would be a much better ruler than she was before, or Ghirahim, Nightmare and Iggy.
"As the Twilight Princess, I declare an alliance with Iggy's World," said Midna, and she and Phosphora shook hands.
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Larry, Morton, Wendy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig were walking by a tower where they had a trap waiting for Mario. Suddenly, Tsunami from Wings of Fire flew by and whipped the tower with her tail, which fell and crushed the six Koopalings.
THE END