Hey guys. I hope you all had a neat New Years. I really had a neat one myself. Onto the story we go, though. Enjoy and a great 2016 for you all!

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. That is Nintendo's job. I only own my OCs and my ideas.

"Ok. Let's get a move on," Eon shouted," First,….. Darugis shall be tied to this chair for the whole time. Plus, I took away her powers. She's as weak as a Magikarp."

"And second, an old friend came to visit." Out of nowhere, a man dressed like a Pharaoh came in.

"Hello everyone. It's me, Witherbrine98. I came back with some more dares."

"Ok. For the truths," Blade announced," Kyogre, how do you feel about being human."

"Well, first of all," Kyogre replied," We're not completely human. We're anthro or 'gijinka' as you may say. But, it feels nice."

"Mewtwo and Deoxys, rumors have been going on that Volcanion is a man-made Pokemon like you guys. Are they true?"

"Actually, we don't know yet. He doesn't talk that much. All he does is grunt and snarl."

"Ok. Hoopa, what's the most devoius prank you've ever pulled?"

"Hehehe….." was all Hoopa said.

He then snuck behind Thundurus and…

" I see London, I see France, I see Thundurus' underpants! Hahahaha!" Hoopa yelled as he pantsed Thundurus then proceeded to pants Entei.

"Not gonna work, kid." Entei roared.

"Now for the dares. Zygarde, Witherbrine98 over here feels sorry for you about last time. So, he wants you to race Deoxys (Speed) using your 10% form."

"Over a pit of sharp rocks and snakes," Eon added.

"Wait! What?!" both Zygarde and Deoxys answered. They looked very confused and scared.

" You heard me. Do it….. or would a meeting with my babies fancy you," he threatened, pulling out his two SMGs.

"Ok. We'll do it," they both answered.

"Good. The race starts here and ends at that red flag over there," as he pointed to a tiny red flag far away.

"3,2,1, GO!"

In the end, Deoxys won. Being the fastest Pokemon alive, it wasn't that hard. However, he came back all scratched up. Zygarde came back looking like a mix between a teen zombie and a crazed Jeff the Killer on Red Bull.

"Good. I hope you found the race very fun." Eon said.

"Of course we did…" Deoxys and Zygarde struggled to even speak.

"Next!"

" Dialga, use the infamous Za Warudo combo on the Legendary you hate the most."

" This ought to be fun," she smirked as she looked at Shaymin.

"W-w-what did I ever d-d-d-do to you?" Shaymin stuttered.

A bunch of knives, a few bulldozers and time freezing later, Shaymin looked like a beaten up rag doll.

"Oh why, Arceus. Why?" was all that could be heard from her before she fainted.

"I'll help!" Victini carried Shaymin to her room.

"Finally, Groudon, Volcanion. You must make a combo using Percipice Blades and Steam Eruption in any shape form or way."

" So we shall," Groudon answered.

First, he turned Primal and threw Volcanion up into the air. Volcanion let out a lot of steam, all directed at Groudon, who was now sending lava rocks into the sky. The rocks collided with the steam and cooled down (because steam is water), causing them to break open suddenly and rain shards everywhere.

"Cool! Maybe if we could do that, I'd be your friend," Kyogre squealed.

"Well, that wraps up everything today. You are all lucky that we haven't been receiving dares that inflict pain on one, whether emotional or physical. Because if that happened, you would see my sadistic side. Today was an example. Tomorrow, who knows." Eon warbed.

"Oh, and Darugis, meet me in my room."

Ugh. Finally done! Now that Chapter 5 is done, what do you think will happen to Darugis? Anyways, probably a crappy ending but I wasn't thinking straight today. See you all later. Peace our!