Hello everyone. DreParker03 back with another story. And I am terribly cranky today. Must not be my lucky day. So, as always, enjoy. And note this, I still accept Truths and Dares. Just go to the end of Chapter 1 to find out how to.

Eon walked into the living room, looking very tired.

"Now's our chance," Xerneas whispered," Lets get him before he sees us."

"We can't do that," her friend Yveltal whispered back. He didn't like him any bit. But a Dark type has to show loyalty to another Dark type," Get Zygarde to do it for you. I can't."

"Xerneas. Yveltal. I didn't expect you to be awake by now. And don't you have any manners," he snarled as he threw something at blinding speed straight for Xerneas," It's not good to spy on your elders or those in power."

Turns out that the thing was a kitchen knife. A long one that wasn't meant to go for her head, but rather for her ponytail made to resemble her antlers. She gasped as she realized that a part of it had fallen off.

Yveltal, on the other hand, decided to attack at full speed instead of waiting for him to come to them. He built up power with his arm and…

"AIR SLASH!"

But the elderly (by looks) was too swift and too fast. He jumped out of his seat, rolled over and built up a powerful amount of energy. He went for the Flying type and..

"THUNDER PUNCH!"

Yveltal fell to the ground, holding his stomach as he almost slipped into unconsciousness. He tried breathing normally but his ribs hurt badly. "Where'd he get all that power?" he thought.

Xerneas wasn't going to have any of that. She was enraged at the sight of her injured boyfriend. He winced in pain as he tried to speak.

"What? What?" she asked, a worried look on her face.

"B-b-b-behind you," he stuttered as he fell into a coma.

Before she could react, she got hit by a powerful attack.

"METAL CLAW!"

Xerneas fell to the floor, right next to Yveltal. She winced in pain and tried to cry out. However, Eon tied up her mouth with Chloroform covered towels. As she fell into a coma, she heard him whisper," Hehe, this'll be fun."

Later on, all the other Legendaries had gathered for an important meeting.

"Yveltal and Xerneas are missing!" Mew yelled.

"Yes. We know that. But who'd do such a terrible thing?" Lugia asked. He was all about mystery.

"I think we need a detective here!" Ho-oh yelled. She loved being a detective.

"Fat chance. The Swords of Justice will handle it," Virizion replied. Obviously, the Swords and the Detectives, Lugia and Ho-oh, had a bit of a rivalry.

"Before this becomes a battle, can we please calm down!" Xerneas yelled," We're right here."

"Yay!" Jirachi yelled," They're back. And I've finally rewoken. That was a good 1000 years of sleep."

"Good. That means more dares," a young boy cheered. He looked about 12 with black hair, a black shirt that had a yellow ring on it, black jeans, yellow earrings and a black and blue scarf around his neck. He was at the kitchen door holding a cherry pie.

"Yummy," he said. "So who made this? I'd like a slice more, please."

"Kid," Eon yelled," That was my pie! I made it specially for Ray….Oops."

"For Ray?" Ho-oh asked.

"Uh. No. Not that. I mean. Ugh… How can I explain?"

"Yesterday, I confessed my love for Rayquaza to her," he narrated," We had a kiss or two and then I left."

"Ooh. I smell love!" Mesprit yelled.

"SHUT UP YOU STUPID FAIRY! NO ONE EVEN LIKES YOU!" Eon yelled.

"Just start already," the young child yelled.

"And you are…"

"Ty Reganda"

"OK. So kid, or can I call you Ty?" Eon asked.

"Ty is OK."

"Truths, can you read them please?"

"I thought you were going to read them since you're hosting this," Ty replied.

"I'm not a strong reader. I joined the Shadow Fang when I was 5, became the Erron Black of the Pokeverse at 21, left at 25, started this stuff just a week ago," Eon spoke.

"Arceus, any love interests?" Ty asked.

"Not exactly…" she replied as she thought of Giratina. " Such a slender body, such soft skin, such a beautiful voice. She is pretty flexible, too," she thought of and imagined Giratina in a lingerie, waiting for her in her room. "Not now, Arceus. Think straight," she told herself, "You're gonna soil the couch if you keep this up."

"Mew, can you cook?"

"I can make salad. And pasta. But other than that, no."

"How can you make salad but not a PB&J sandwich?!" Ty asked.

"The knife is too big to spread the peanut butter. And I am allergic."

"Dialga, can you make a cup of coffee?"

"Sure I can, want some?" Dialga replied.

"No. I'll stick to hot cocoa for now."

"Now for dares. Suicune, Raikou, Entei, pie-eating contest. Now!"

"OK, kiddo," Suicune said.

"Alright," Raikou yelled.

" Lets do this thang!" Entei roared.

After dozens of pies eaten, Entei won. "Not only am I like a German Shepherd, I have a fiery desire to win all challenges," was all he said.

"Arceus, choose a Legendary to make out with," Ty read.

"Kid, it's like this. I put the names in a box. She pulls out a name and they go have sweet-sweet with each other. And aren't you a bit too young to know about this stuff?"

"I'm actually 31," Ty lied.

"Seems Legit."

Arceus put her hand into the box that Eon mysteriously made appear out of thin air. "Ok," she thought," here goes nothing.." and pulled out a paper that made her frown.

"And Arceus gets a full 30 minute smoochie time with….. (Drum Roll)….. Darugis! Congrats!" Eon yelled as confetti flew everywhere.

"Before I leave, who's the best at drinks here?" Ty asked.

"Palkia and Dialga. Ask them for anything," Keldeo said.

"Come here for a big bear hug….Oof…." Ty squirmed around but apparently, the two have the strongest hugs ever.

In Arceus' room, she and Darugis talked.

"Do we have to?" she asked.

"Of course… unless you want your brain blasted to bits," that was enough to convince her into kissing Darugis. Of course, the question remained about his gender. That it may have changed due to a human body. And still, a 17 year old and her 12 year old lover didn't sound good. Especially if they are both girls.

Darugis realized this and she decided to help out her enemy here. "Just pretend that I'm Giratina. You like her, don't you?"

"How do you know?" Arceus asked, looking very surprised.

"You two are really loud. Just pucker up and kiss me already,"she told Arceus.

And so, the two started kissing. They fell onto a bed and lay in that same position for an hour.

"Bye, everyone! Thanks for the cake!" Ty was leaving and he wanted to say bye to everyone first. He then opened a floor tile and leaped into it. A dark mist came out and closed the tile. Everyone stayed in their seats, as if the must was going to take one of them in.

"And for you," Eon said as he gave Rayquaza a whole entire pie.

"After what had happened, I don't think I can look at another pie," Suicune said.

"Well, guess what's for dinner," Eon asked. Before he could get a response, he yelled," More Pie!"

A lot of "Ughs" were heard as the Legendary Beasts complained about dinner.

Good. That was actually pretty good. Guess I had a good day. Please remember to review the story and send me Truth or Dares via PM if you want to be part of this story. Again, Chapter 1 gives you all the info you need to tell me about your OCs and truths or dares. Peace out.