Hello everyone. I know it's been some time since I last posted a chapter, but with midterms next week, there's gonna be a problem. So, I decided to use my time right now to make one. Enjoy…

Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Gamefreak.

"So Eon," Lucas asked," Mistress Arceus asked for you."

"Tell her I'm busy," Eon said," Busy with my knives."

A loud crash came from the hallway followed by a bellowing shout.

"Hoopa is mighty! Hoopa is powerful!" the voice yelled.

"Eon!" Arceus yelled," grab his bottle! It takes away his powers and makes him weaker!"

"Well," Eon smirked as he grasped the bottle, "Maybe he could stay like this for now…"

"EON!"

"Ok…Ok…Ok…. Aley Hoopa Ring!" Eon yelled.

The bottle opened and instantly trapped all Hoopa's powers in it.

"No fair! Hoopa want it back! Give…it…back!" Hoopa yelled, now in his Confined form.

"Not today, lil' boy," Eon growled.

"Hey everyone," a voice yelled from the kitchen.

"Oh no." Arceus growled.

"Wassap!" a young Umbreon yelled from under the kitchen table, surprising Celebi and making her fall down.

"Wassap!" Eon replied.

"Ok. I got the dares and a new friend on the way…"

"Hey everyone!" a voice yelled from the hallways. It was…..

"The Mummy Prince!" Eon yelled as a Cofagrigus walked down the hallway.

"Well then," Eon said as he looked straight at the two," It's automatic, yo. Let's go. Ok…".

"First, from Lil' Boy Blacky since he's younger," Eon said.

"Is it true that Palkia can make epic milkshakes?"

"No," Palkia said," It's not true. My milkshakes are not as good as you'd think. I'm better at vintage wines."

"Can Dialga make sandwiches and pizzas that can heal people?"

"Not yet," Dialga said," I'm still working on it."

"Mew, do you have a secret crush on Mewtwo?"

"No. I like Hoopa instead," Mew responded," Why'd you ask?"

"Look over there…" Mew looked in shock as Hoopa and Phione were sharing a kiss.

After about 20 minutes, Mew's crying stopped, but occasional sniffling could still be heard. Not to mention that she had almost flooded her room.

"Ok. Is anyone here affected by 'heat'?"

"Ummm…" the room grew silent as some Legendaries looked at each other and others, just at the ground.

"Ok…..I'll take that as a yes…" Ty said.

"Ok. Mummy Prince, you're up." Eon yelled.

"Arceus, why did you give Mewtwo and Rayquaza Megas?"

"Hey, lots of others got legendary Mega Evolutions!" Latias said.

"Shut up, you!" Hoopa yelled," If it wasn't for you, I would've been more powerful!"

"Well, in case you forgot, Me, Latios, and Rayquaza saved you. So you should be at least appreciative."

"Hoopa doesn't like you anymore. Hoopa hates you!" Hoopa yelled at Latias.

BANG!

"What did I say!" Eon yelled," No more fighting unless told to." When everyone turned around, Latias had fallen into her brother's arms, blood seeping from her arm.

"Well, first, Celebi needs to heal this up," Eon growled.

Celebi, who looked disgusted right now, carried away Latias to her room.

"Well…. I gave them Mega Evolutions because…..they needed them?"

"OMG! Arceus! You give Ray and Mewtwo here Megas but you don't give any of the other trios Megas."

"Not true! Groudon and Kyogre have Mega Evolutions. And Kyurem can use either Zekrom or Reshiram's power to Mega Evolve!"

"What are the conditions for bringing back someone to life, Xerneas? Does the corpse need to be fresh? Does it need a lot of concentration?" Lucas asked.

"Well, the body can be long dead but as long as I can't concentrate, it won't work. Also, I can't do it when I'm tired, especially when doing a mass ressurection," Xerneas replied.

"Giratina, how well do you get along with Yveltal?"

"We like playing together a lot…" Giratina said.

"Ok….. Latios, would Mega Evolutionhave prevented your death in Pokemon Heroes?"

"Nope. Sadly, death isn't something that we can avoid. If Latias hadn't told Xerneas, I don't know what would've happened…"

"Lugia, what is your relationship with Kyogre?"

"What did you say?" Lugia asked. Apparently, he was busy playing FIFA 16 against Kyogre.

"NO! Manchester, how could you?" Lugia cried.

"Haha!" Kyogre beamed," Chelsea takes the ball and….."

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!" Kyogre yelled.

"Dares. Mummy Prince goes first for reasons known to man….." Eon said.

"Genesect, tell your greatest war story."

"It was 0756 that day when a nuke attacked us. It was from Darugis. He, She, It realized that with our power and typing, we could make a great army. Yep, me and my comrades. But we didn't want any more fights so we refused. When Darugis realized that, it sent hoards of Bisharp and Pawniard at us. We fought bravely. Alas, my brave comrades fell in battle. Only a handful of us survived."

"Did you win?" Hoopa asked.

"We won that day, but at the cost of many lives. I will never forget that day. Limns scattered everywhere. Groans for help. It scares me to think of that. Sometimes, I still have nightmares of that."

"Manaphy, use Heart Swap on Darkrai and Cressilia."

"Wait, wait, wait. No. No. No!" Darkrai and Cressilia yelled.

"Heart Swap!" Manaphy yelled.

"Agh! This body is so evil. So….dark. So…..cold," Cressilia shivered.

"Agh! Sacré bleu. Anything but this!" Darkrai screamed.

"Yveltal, make an epic DBZ beam struggle with your Oblivion Wing and Reshiram's Blue Flare."

"Hahahahaha! Easy…" Yveltal yelled as he charged up an Oblivion Wing.

"I wouldn't say so, Bird Boy!" Reshiram replied back.

As both of them fired their attacks, Yveltal put in a bit more power into his, knowing both of his girlfriends were watching.

"Unhh!" Reshiram grunted as she fell back.

"I win…" Yveltal smirked.

"Raikou, Thundurus, and Zapdos, create the craziest invention that comes to your heads."

"Already did," Raikou said," Lightning and thunder are pretty darn crazy themselves. One scares and the other attacks."

"Dialga and Palkia, make a space-time portal and check if Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro are still fighting."

After making a space-time portal, they checked.

"Yep. They still are."

"Good. Now back to Lil' Boy Blacky."

"My name's Ty!" the Umbreon shouted.

"Arceus and Giratina in one room with a single bed in it. Heat turned up to the MAX. All Legendaries can see it but I won't. No footage is ever released."

"Oh well. Come on Giratina, we've gotta go."

"But where, Mommy?" Giratina asked.

"To my room. I wanna take a nap but I can't let you out of my sight."

"OK. Coming, Mommy."

"Three legendaries who hate each other must make a video together."

Dialga, Shaymin and Heatran were chosen.

"Why do you hate me?" Heatran asked.

" Because, I can," Shaymin replied.

"And…..Action!"

In the end, it was a battle between the three with Heatran emerging victor. Being a Fire type, he easily took down Shaymin. Being a Steel type helped him resist almost all of Dialga's moves.

"Ok. And next dare…" Eon turned on some random jazz music. "All of you gotta slide your best on the dance floor. Best one gets three cookies of his choice."

The winner (obviously) was Meloetta.

"I want chocolate chip, raisin and ice cream cookies".

"Now let's see what happened on camera….WHAT!IM-IM-IM-BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" Eon screamed.

Arceus had found a way to lower the heat amd decided to just fall asleep. Giratina had followed suit, as always.

"Oh well, guess we'll never find out what happened." And before anyone else could lay eyes on the footage, he poured water on it, stomped on it, and shot it.

"I knew I was gonna kill something today."

"OK guys, I gotta go," Ty said as he crawled into a box. The box then closed in on itself, leaving no possible space for a body inside it. This meant that he was already gone.

"Well, Mummy Prince's gotta go now, bye." The Cofagrigus then fell into a portal filled with only darkness.

"Oh well then. Someone go get Arceus and Giratina. The next one's coming real soon. And she really hates late people." Eon commanded.

I am so sorry for the delays. But between having an early bedtime and midterms, I try my best.

Ok. DreParker03 is out.