Hey everyone. Sorry I haven't ben posting any new chapters lately. Midterms, Pokemon Showdown, and Homework. But I am back. And I will do my best to provide you with the entertainment you need. Enjoy.

It'd been 3 hours since Blade and Pleiades started dating. To Eon, however, it felt like a whole month. He was happy that his little "brother" found love, but he was always a bit worried that he'd leave him. Now that he had a girlfriend, he was positive of it. That she would end their friendship. That she'd take him to the Fighter side. That one day, they'd fight. And nit just a simple battle. A battle in which only one of them would leave victorious. The other would leave in a coffin.

Immediately, Heatran walked in. He was wearing a gray durag, a red, yellow and dark gray camo jacket, a gray shirt under it, and red, orange and dark gray camo pants with steel rings around his ankles and gray shoes. He had his earphones in and walked up to Reshiram.

"Oh hello, Heatran," she greeted, quite happy that she had someone to talk to.

"Name's Hopsin. Not Heatran."

"What do you mean?" Reshiram asked, looking quite confused.

Then, he started singing a few lines from Hopsin's Sag My Pants. "I sag my pants until my ass shows, I even slap hoes…" and after saying that, he slapped Reshiram's ass.

"Hey! Why'd you do that!"

"Yeah, I'm an asshole!" Heatran replied.

"Ugh. And I thought that Eminem was bad enough," Eon thought," On the other hand, it makes for an interesting scene."

"Waaaaahh!" Reshiram cried as she ran to her room," Zeky, Heatran slapped me on my ass!"

Heatran then walked to Eon and fist bumped him.

"How old are you?" Eon asked.

"I'm about 10,000 years," Heatran said", But I look 14."

"Cool. Would you like to join the Shadow Fang?"

"Can't. Arceus won't let us join the Dark Side."

"I'll give you a jar of cookies."

"Hopsin's in."

"Great. Now, you must pledge allegiance to the All-Evil, Destructive Being."

"Who, Giratina?"

"Yeah. Look, we don't have a lot of time. It's almost breakfast. Just say it."

"I pledge alliegence to the All-Evil, Destructive Being, Mistress Giratina."

At that moment, a black aura surrounded Heatran. After a few seconds, it faded. On Heatran's left shoulder, there was a tatoo of a Zoroak using Shadow Claw.

"Cover that up. Don't let them know. And, now that you're a member of the Shadow Fang, you have given your life force to the Mistress. If you leave, you'll die. Even if Xerneas tried, you'd be a souless body until the Legendary Golurk make you another soul." Eon said.

After a few minutes, Giratina came down. Her eyes were pitch black, like two small black holes. She was covered in a red aura. Instead of walking, she was floating. But the weirdest thing was that she didn't look focused. In fact, she looked as unfocused as a zombie. Her face had no expression on it. Her skin was pale. And her hair was turning pure white.

"Another one, Eon?" she asked. Her once beautiful, young, childish voice had now been replaced by that of a more mature women.

"Y-yes, M-m-mistress. We have one from t-t-the Royal F-family."

"Aah. Betrayal is sweet. Isn't it?"

"Y-y-yes. It is."

"Well then, I'll be back later. Make sure we get that Lucario. He's what we need for the Final Doom."

"Y-y-y-yes, ma'am."

As if nothing happened, her eyes grew tiny red dots in them. Her skin grew a bit darker, to her normal light tan. Her hair turned back to pale blonde and grey. And the red aura entered Heatran as fast as a Quick Attack.

"Breakfast, anyone?" she asked. Her voice had returned back to its normal child sound.

"And after breakfast, a few dares for us all," Eon said.

After breakfast, most of the other Legendaries had gathered in the living room.

"Hello, everyone," Pleiades and Blade greeted before kissing right in front of all the other Legendaries.

"Eww… " Eon thought.

"So, me and Blade decided to start dating and turns out, he wants to join the Fighting side to defeat the evil Darugis."

"In case you don't remember, I'm tied up right here!" Darugis yelled.

"Let's just start."

"Hopsin," Eon said," Read them. Blade, not today. I want you to enjoy your time with your girlfriend."

"Well, Arceus, what's your highest level? She says that she's Lvl. 83 and her rival, a Sceptile, is Lvl. 100. Also, she hates Detect."

"My highest level is 100. That is, when I don't have a Plate. If I did, I'd be 5 levels above my regular level."

"Zygarde! I almost forgot! Come here for your hug!" she said. Zygarde turned into her 10% form and ran to her.

"Hugs. I love them."

"Dares," Eon growled. Apparently, being a Dark Type, he was always wary of Fighting, Bug and Fairy types. That's why he didn't want to tick off any of the Fighting Type Legendaries, Diancie, Xerneas or any of the Bug Type Legendaries. So it was natural for him to have some doubt about the Blaziken. But when she started dating the only Fighting Type he could mess with, he was plain pissed off. He really was starting to resent her. Really resent her.

"Ok. Let's do this!" Pleiades yelled as she threw sleeping powder all over the place. It put everyone to sleep but Hoopa, Zygarde, Eon, Pleiades and Blade.

Eon: HEY! Why is it Pleiades and Blade and not Eon and Blade. You couldn't even put Blade and Pleiades and at least separate her from me! Jackass! I'll murder you! (Charges up Flamethrower)

Whimischott(Me): Woah! Calm down! Jesus Christ, can't I do something without thinking that you'd hat me for it?

Eon: He was my best friend! Then you had to make that chapter and they fell in love.

Whimischott: Well. This is my fanfiction, first of all. You are my character, second of all. And her mistress sent me a PM. By then, I was doing 1 chapter a day. Now, I don't even have Study Hall. So I can't keep up with everyone. Sometimes, I forget things. Ok?

Eon: (Blasts Falmethrower)

Whimischott: (Screaming loudly) Ow. Aaaaaaa! The pain! It hurts!

Eon: Change it.

Whimischott: Ok. Ok. Ok.

"…..Eon, Blade and Pleiades….."

Eon: Much better.

Whimischott: Now go back. Ray is hungry and you're her boyfriend.

Eon: She's asleep.

Whimischott: She's gonna be hungry when she wakes up. Now go back. I don't have forever to talk to you.

(Eon returns back to the story)

Whimischott: That was close.

"Ok. Hoopa prank anyone who's asleep."

Hoopa went up to Reshiram and put a carrot in her hand. He giggled as he ran back.

"I like it," Eon said, knowing what was going to happen soon….

A few minutes later, they managed to wake up all of the Legendaries. Reshiram excused herself, saying that she needed to get a fresh pair of clothes.

"Next…."

Pleiades went over to Volcanion and whispered in his ear. He smiled as she kept on going.

The top of The Hall of Origin

"I can do this," Volcanion repeated over and over. He wasn't to keen on heights, being a relatively small Legendary. He finally mustered all of his courage and fell forward.

As Arceus was tied to the floor, she realized she had been tricked. She was gonna act as Volcanion's cushion unless she could….

BAM!

Volcanion landed right on her stomach. She felt like throwing up all her insides but managed to keep them in.

"Lugia, Ho-oh," Heatran asked," what was your most embarrassing moment?"

"Well," Ho-oh started," for me, it was when I found out that people think I'm Ash's father."

"I really didn't have one," Lugia said.

"And finally," Pleiades said as she stood up," Flamethrower!". She attacked both Darkrai and Kyurem.

"That's for Alycone," she said," You scared her."

"Ok. Love to stay and chat but you've gotta go now," Eon said as he rushed Pleiades out.

"Can I go?" Blade asked.

"No, you have homework to do." Eon replied.

"Uh, Eon," Ray asked," Could you please come with me? I'm a bit hungry and I need a snack."

"Go and get it from the fridge, then."

"No. It's gonna come from you….." she said lustfully.

"OK. Weird…." Eon thought.

As the two entered Ray's room, they didn't realize the two blades left on the table. Two kitanas, to be exact. Those belonged to none other than Blade.