Chapter Two:

Klaus' POV

I looked at my laptop in disbelief.

Elena Gilbert denied your friend request.

She had some nerve. I can't believe that annoying little doppelgänger had the balls to deny my friend request. Who wouldn't want to be friends with me?! I'm the best person I know. Well, I'll show her.

Klaus Mikaelson: "Anxious to build my hybrid army. Can't wait to get my hands on some doppelganger blood. ;) You know I'm talking about you, Elena."

I updated my status. Well, this should be fun. I love messing with her and those idiot Salvatore brothers that seem addicted to sharing one woman.

Katherine Pierce likes your status. Elena Gilbert commented on your status.

Katherine would be the one to like my status. She's the bitch who started this whole mess by getting herself changed into a vampire, in the first place. So much trouble could have been avoided, but no.

Elena Gilbert: "Too bad I'm a vampire Klaus, or have you forgotten?"

How could I have forgotten? She and the other doppelgängers have been nothing but a permanent pain my ass.

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Elena really doesn't deserve the loyal friends she has. She always ends up ahead and they end up perishing for it. Shame none of them seem to realize this. I'm not about to be the one to tell them. It's not my job to cure the world of stupidity.

Klaus Mikaelson: "Remind me, why haven't I killed you yet?"

I asked her. The only reason that Elena is still alive, is because I don't doubt that her little Bennett witch would move hell and earth to get her revenge.

Katherine Pierce likes your status. Kol Mikaelson commented on your status.

Kol is always running his mouth. What is he spewing out now?

Kol Mikaelson: "Because the thought of finally getting with Caroline has you pussy-whipped, brother."

I fumed and pictured all of the different ways I could torture Kol, before daggering him, so I would finally get some peace and quiet.

Elena Gilbert, Stefan Salvatore, Elijah Mikaelson and 5 others like this. Katherine Pierce commented on your status.

Katherine, on the other hand, has no reason for me to keep her alive. I should really rectify that soon. One less doppelgänger helps the world go 'round.

Katherine Pierce: "You're whipped and you're in the friend zone. Can you get anymore pathetic?"

Yes. Especially if that dead doppelgänger is Katrina Petrova.

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I swear. Kids these days have no respect. What has the world come to?

Klaus Mikaelson: "Mind your tongue, Kol. I might have to dagger you again."

Does Katherine really have nothing better to do, than to stir up trouble? I suppose not.

Katherine Pierce likes this. Rebekah Mikaelson commented on your status.

Oh, great. Now 'Bekah is jumping in. This is why I always keep my siblings daggered. Life is so much easier, when they can't plot against me.

Rebekah Mikaelson: "With what, Nik? Or have you forgotten that all of the white oak stakes and ash have been destroyed? Face it – you're all talk."

I've always had a soft spot for my sister, but right now, she's pushing it.

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If she really wants to know how I plan on pulling it off, who am I to deny her?

Klaus Mikaelson: "What's to stop me from burying you all alive? Desecration becomes you, sister."

Now, I just wait. My aggravating siblings are bound to say something soon.

Katherine Pierce likes this. Kol Mikaelson commented on your status.

Kol is so predictable.

Kol Mikaelson: "There are three of us and one of you. Like you, we are immortal. Do you really want a war on your hands, brother?"

With Elijah on their side, I might actually be worried. He is the only one with the discipline who would be able to pull something of that magnitude off.

Rebekah Mikaelson and Elijah Mikaelson like this.

Well, of course they do. I wouldn't expect anything less.

Klaus Mikaelson: "Don't tempt me."

I'll just leave it at that. It's good to keep them on their toes. If they get too out of hand, I'm sure I can find a witch or two to help along the desecration. I smirked as I turned off my laptop. Nothing like stirring up a bit of trouble to start off your morning.