A/N: This will be so much easier, once I have these chapters rewritten. Lol. The characters are gonna be a little OOC for the fic. Hope you don't mind too much!

I DO NOT OWN FACEBOOK, THE VAMPIRE DIARIES, OR THE CHARACTERS.

Chapter Three:

Elena's POV

I hummed to myself, as I opened up my Facebook account. I couldn't stop thinking about Stefan and his sexy self. He's so perfect. I literally couldn't ask for a better boyfriend. He's seriously the best!

Elena Gilbert: "I have the best boyfriend ever! 3 –with Stefan Salvatore"

I smiled at my updated status. I don't care if it's mushy. It's too fitting not to post. It didn't take long for everyone else to appreciate my post.

Caroline Forbes, Stefan Salvatore, Bonnie Bennett and 4 others like this. Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore commented on your status.

Damon just had to comment. I couldn't help the inevitable eye roll that graced my face. He's always trying to rain on our parade. Can't he just let us be happy?

Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore: "Gag. Can't you two go a day without posting something on Facebook about each other? It's nauseating."

Wow. Jealous much?

Rebekah, Katherine Pierce and Tyler Lockwood like this. Katherine Pierce commented on your status.

How is Katherine even posting on my Facebook? We're not even friends… Just when I thought she couldn't get any creeper… or desperate…

Katherine Pierce: "Everyone picks Stefan over you, Damon. You should be used to it by now. Envy doesn't suit you."

At least she's agreeing with me, for once. That's a first.

Klaus Mikaelson and Lexi like this. Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore commented on your status.

I have a feeling that this is just going to end up being Katherine and Damon getting into a dick measuring contest. At least it'll be entertaining!

Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore: "Any woman that would pass up all of this must be blind and stupid. Remind me again, why no one will touch you?"

I let out an unladylike bark of laughter. Oh, this is getting good.

Stefan Salvatore, Rebekah, Klaus Mikaelson and 15 others like this. Klaus Mikaelson commented on your status.

I give Klaus five minutes before he threatens to maim or kill Katherine. That's normally his fallback, when he doesn't get his way.

Klaus Mikaelson: "She's a manipulative whore."

Ha! Oh, my God. I felt tears starting to well in my eyes, from laughing so hard. This is too much.

Elena Gilbert, Stefan Salvatore, Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore and 10 others like this. Elijah Mikaelson commented on your status.

Poor Elijah. He really does deserve so much better than Katherine. Hasn't she played enough men in her lifetime?

Elijah Mikaelson: "Katerina has changed."

And that's exactly what I thought he'd say. Boy, is he in denial.

Katherine Pierce likes this. Rebekah Mikaelson commented on your status.

Maybe Rebekah can reason with him? As far as Klaus' siblings go, she's not the worst.

Rebekah Mikaelson: "I wouldn't hold your breath, Elijah."

It's like watching a train wreck. I just can't look away. My notifications keep going off.

Elena Gilbert, Caroline Forbes, Klaus Mikaelson and 3 others like this. Caroline Forbes commented on your status.

This is like watching an episode of Jerry Springer.

Caroline Forbes: "Watching you duke it out is better than watching TV!"

Great minds really do think alike. I smiled to myself.

Bonnie Bennett, Alaric Saltzman, Jeremy Gilbert and 9 others like this. Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore commented on your status.

Damon really needs to get a life. I shook my head. I'm almost afraid to read whatever he had to say.

Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore: "Stay out of this Barbie."

Is that really the best he can do? Really?

Katherine Pierce likes this. Stefan Salvatore commented on your status.

My heart swooned, when I saw that Stefan commented on our status. At least he won't be butthurt about my post.

Stefan Salvatore: "You can always stop following our posts, brother."

Right? I don't even know why Damon follows my posts, anyways. He's almost as creepy as Katherine.

Elena Gilbert, Lexi, Alaric Saltzman like this. Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore commented on your status.

I sighed. He just couldn't let it be – could he?

Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore: "What fun would that be? As your older brother, it's in my job description to annoy the hell out of you and your bunny-eating ways."

I tried not to laugh. I really did.

Alaric Saltzman likes this. Stefan Salvatore commented on your status.

Stefan promised me that he's never eaten a bunny before. I believe him. He would never lie to me. Ever.

Stefan Salvatore: "Because you love me."

I grinned. It's true, though. He's got a point.

Elena Gilbert, Caroline Forbes, Alaric Saltzman and 4 others like this. Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore commented on your status.

Of course, I doubt that Damon would ever let himself admit it. That would mean admitting that he's capable of actual feelings. And he'd never lower himself to us mere mortals.

Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore: "I wouldn't go that far, Stefan."

I called it. Maybe Bonnie isn't the only psychic one?

Elena Gilbert: "Stefan isn't afraid to express his emotions. It's part of why I love him so much. 3"

I couldn't help commenting. Stefan doesn't get nearly as much credit as he deserves.

Stefan Salvatore likes this. Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore commented on your status.

Of course, Damon always has to have the last word. I shook my head.

Damon 'Eternal Stud' Salvatore: "I repeat, 'Gag.'"

Well, haters gonna hate.

Katherine Pierce, Tyler Lockwood, Alaric Saltzman and 15 others like this.

I closed Facebook and texted Stefan to see when he would be over. We have a date. Screw everyone else. They don't appreciate our affection. That's fine with me. I'll enjoy it enough for all of us.