AN: I'm currently working on Chapter 14, and I'm all for postin geverything at once for you to read, but my friend,who is my psudo-Beta yelled at me, and is making me post one chapter a week. So here's this weeks chapter, Enjoy.

AN: To see what their tricorders look like, search 'Star Trek Nemesis Medical Tricorder

Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star Trek, So Stargate SG1.

Chapter 03

"Hi Buffy." Said the black haired boy as he approached her in the halls of Sunnydale high.

It had been just over a week since the Halloween where the group came into possession of a Federation starship, and they had kept busy. First they had inquired to Data about the Buffy the Vampire Slayer holo-drama. The android accessed the ships databanks at a terminal on the bridge, before responding.

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer. A television drama horror comedy airing from 1997-2003AD. Ran for seven seasons."

"Yes, but I'm Buffy the vampire slayer," Buffy declared, "And I don't understand why our lives are a TV show."

"Oh dear." Data said, tapping quickly on the console. A minute later, he spoke. "I just ran a scan of the quantum vibration of the earth below us. It seems that we are not in orbit of a pre-federation Earth. We are in orbit of an alternate reality earth, completely separate from the earth of my home dimension."

He pressed more buttons before continuing. "I just ran a scan of the quantum signature of the Phoenix, and it seems that the ship matches the signature of the earth below."

"What does that mean?" Buffy asked.

"It means that this is not a starship brought to this reality from another. I can only speculate, but it is more likely that it is a copy of the original starship Phoenix. I can only conclude that I am a copy of the original Data."

"I'm sorry, Data." Xander said, "If it makes you feel any better, you are real to us."

"It is quite alright, sir," Data replied, "I don't have feelings to hurt."

"Okay, Xander," Jenny declared, "You said you had plans for this ship. What are they?"

"When I think of what an opportunity we have here, I get so excited." Xander said, "We can explore the stars."

"But we still have responsibilities here." Buffy pointed out.

"I know you still have to patrol, Buff, but now we can use phasers. You saw how well they worked against the vampires."

"Well that is true." Buffy admitted.

"But Xander, we can't fly a ship this size with only twenty people." Willow pointed out.

"I know. That's why we're starting Starfleet academy."

"How are we going to do that?" Jenny asked.

"Well, the first worry is the money. There's money out there if you know where to look." Xander turned to Data, who had been sitting quietly, watching their conversation. "Mister Data, I'm going to ask you to do something illegal, yet... morally right, by Earth standards. Do you have a problem with that?"

He seemed to think about it for a moment. "I guess it depends on what the request is."

"I want you to rob multiple Drug cartels and funnel the money through several off-shore banks. Then make it seem that other cartels were responsible. Perhaps forward the records to the DEA."

"Even with the Phoenix's processing power, it will take some time to create the multiple accounts with which to funnel the money."

"Thank you mister Data, keep me updated."

"Aye sir." He said, as he moved to the tactical station, and started tapping the controls.

"By the time he's done we'll have millions, if not billions with which to run an academy."

"Very sneaky, Xander." Willow admitted.

"The next step is to access the school records of students around the world, and create a set of requirements with which to recruit."

After meeting with each of the people who work under them, including Margaret Boyle, the woman who dressed as Uhura, Xander had the training schedules on padds on time, and was able to approve the holodeck usage.

It was the next day, the Monday, when they returned to school. It was an interesting day. Cordelia had a blow up with her group, when she read what they really thought about her in their minds. Finally, she cussed them out, and stormed off. She had been hanging out with Xander, Willow, and Buffy, since. Once school let out, they beamed up to the ship, where They were informed by Commander Data that they had seventeen and a half billion dollars in a series of Swiss bank accounts. They watched the news on the main view screen on the bridge, where the newscaster announced a massive purge of drug cartels, hundreds of people arrested. The drug industry was wiped out almost over night. They knew of course, that it was just a matter of time until it reformed, but they had done a good thing.

The next issue they discussed was whether of not they should disperse the advanced technology in the Phoenix's databanks to the earth as a whole. It led to an argument about the possibilities of destroying the economy, by putting millions of people in the food and oil industries out of business. Finally they decided to not decide, and put off the discussion until later.

On Tuesday, while the three of them they were sitting in the school lounge, a familiar looking black haired boy came up and greeted them.

"Oh... hi Ford." Buffy said, sounding less then pleased. Xander assumed that was because this meant the holo-drama might have been true, and he intended to sell out his friend.

"You don't sound very happy to see me." Ford commented.

"Oh, no, no... I am. It's not you." Buffy covered. Xander cleared his throat. "Oh, these are my friends, Xander, and Willow."

"Hi." Xander said, Willow just waved.

"Hey." Ford replied.

"So you know Buffy?" Willow asked, testing to see if the stories matched up with the holodeck.

"Oh, we go way back." Ford said, "We went to Hemerey together, in LA."

"He was my giant fifth grade crush," Buffy added, seeming a little perkier. They discussed Ford's moving to Sunnydale for a bit, before he left with Buffy to get his paperwork from the office.

"Was that weird for you too?" Willow asked.

"Knowing all that about him already? Yeah." Xander answered.

After school Buffy joined Willow and Xander as they headed into the library.

"Hey, Giles. How's it going with the research?" Xander asked.

"Not very well, I'm afraid. I'm not finding any way to reverse the changes of Misses Summers, Oz and Cordelia. I have the nasty feeling that they might be permanent.

Buffy sighed at that before speaking. "In other news, Ford is here. That, so far, came true from the holodeck."

"Oh dear. And you are worried that the rest will come true as well?"

"Yeah. He's my friend, but I can't help thinking the worst."

Giles thought for a moment before replying. "Just don't think about it for now, and let things happen."

The next day at lunch, they met up again in the library. "It's getting worse. Last night I had to kill a vampire, and Ford followed me. He said he knew I was the slayer, just like in the holodeck program."

Buffy was hugged by Willow. "I'm sorry, Buffy, that your friend might try to sell you to a vampire."

"Are you going to play it like we already know it happens?" Xander asked, "Go to the sunset club with him?"

"I don't know. Maybe."

"Don't forget, Giles," Xander spoke up, "That the vamp is coming for that book tonight. The one by Du Lac."

"Ah, yes, I already transferred it to my room on the Phoenix."

That night Buffy met up with Ford again, while the others returned to the ship, and she was showing him around the area when they got to the school, where they ran into two vampires. Buffy handed Ford a cross, who then pulled out his own stake. They headed into the school, where they separated, chasing the vamps. After staking her own, Buffy took a shortcut to the library, where she found the second vamp searching through Giles' personal book case. The vamp was so focused on her search, that she didn't notice Buffy come up behind her, until the stake entered her back, turning her to dust. Buffy then headed to find Ford.

"Where's the other one?" Buffy asked, though already knowing the answer.

"I killed her. I... I killed her and she just turned to dust. It was... amazing!"

Buffy plastered a fake smile on her face, and tried to act surprised.

The next day she met up with the others in the library. "Ford lied to me, said he killed the vampire I found in the library, trying to steal the book. It's a good thing you hid it. Then, he has the gall to invite me to the sunset club tonight."

"Did he say that's where you were going?" Giles asked.

"No, of course not, he said it was a surprise."

"Are you going to go?"

"I kind of have to, don't I?" Buffy said, "To protect all those stupid vampire wanna-be's."

"We'll go with you, armed for big game." Xander told her, "We'll, have hand phasers, and rifles."

"Thank you, guys."

That evening after school the three vampire hunters armed for bear approached the sunset club. "Alright, I'll go in first," Buffy said. "Wait until the vampire's show up, then come in blazing."

Xander and Willow hid nearby and, moments after sunset, watched as two cars pulled up, and disgorged vampires, including Spike and Drusilla, who quickly entered the club.

"You ready for this?" Xander asked.

"As ready as I'll ever be." Willow replied.

They approached the basement club, and saw that there were two vampires guarding the door. Willow and Xander both took cover near the mouth of the alley, and fired their type-3 phaser rifles, disintegrating the two vampires into dust.

"Let's move." They ran forward, Willow grinning at her first vampire kill. They slowed as they reached the door, Xander carefully opening it with one hand, the other holding his type-2 hand phaser, while his best friend knelt down, hiding behind the door frame, her type-3 rifle pointing inside. Once the door was opened, they saw it was a stairwell ending in a second door. They repeated their positions as Xander opened the inner door. They found themselves facing two vampires with their backs to the door, while Spike was shouting for the others to stop. They quickly opened fire, killing the two vamps near the door, causing everyone else to freeze, and turn to them.

"You okay, Buff?" Xander called, aiming his phaser at Spike.

"Yup. Got everything under control." She replied, before looking at Spike, "Now, as I was saying, let everyone out, or your girlfriend fits in an ashtray."

"Spike?" Drusilla asked.

"It's okay, baby." Spike turned to his minions, "Let them go."

The vampires released the victims, who all ran for the door. The vamps stood, watching Spike, the slayer, and the two people with the funny guns. Buffy shoved Drusilla at Spike, then moved forward to grab Ford, who lay unconscious on the floor. A vampire lunged at her, and Xander fired upon him, hitting him in the shoulder. He didn't dust, but screamed out, pulling back to see a large hole burned through his shoulder, making his arm unusable. Willow then fired upon the same vamp, dusting it.

"What the hell are those?" Spike asked.

"New ways of killing vamps." Xander answered. Buffy grabbed Ford's arm and dragged him to the door, where Xander and Willow were standing. Two more vamps lunged at them, but they met the same fate as the others. Buffy tapped the com-badge she kept in her pocket.

"Phoenix, four to beam directly to sickbay."

"Affirmative, Lieutenant." Came the voice of Data. A moment later, the four disappeared in a sparkle of purple motes.

"What the hell is going on here?" Spike cried.

The three Starfleet officers, and one unconscious idiot were in sickbay, Ford lying on a bio-bed.

"Computer, activate the EMH." Xander ordered.

In a shimmer of light a balding man appeared. "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."

"This idiot tried to kill us." Buffy said. "Please keep him sedated, but make sure he is alright. Also he has a brain tumor. Please let us know if there's anything you can do."

"I will." He said, as he pulled out a scanner, and got to work. The three officers exited sickbay, and called a scooby meeting in the forward conference room, off the bridge.

"It was all true." Buffy said, "Everything in the holo-drama."

"I think we should use what's in that series to prevent the evils in it from happening." Xander input.

"I think we already are," Giles said, "We prevented that vampire from stealing the Du Loc manuscripts."

"So what's next?" Joyce asked.

"Well... we need to go to the holodeck and watch them." Giles stated.

They all stood, and tromped to deck ten, holodeck two. "Computer, load Buffy the Vampire Slayer, season two, episode seven."

They watched the return of Eyghon, and the truth about Giles' past.

"Alright, we need to plan for this." Jenny said.

"I'll contact Phillip, and hopefully stop Diedre from being possessed." Giles added.

"I'll transport down, and get Angel, we'll need him. While I'm down there, I'll go patrol." Buffy input, before heading for the transporter on deck fourteen.

Xander returned to his quarters, to continue his research. It was the next morning, that they were called to Sickbay.

"It took some work, but I was able to remove the tumor completely. He'll be fine." The EMH told them.

"Even though he tried to kill me," Buffy said, "I still don't want him to die."

"When can he be moved?" Xander asked.

"Tomorrow morning." The EMH answered.

"Alright, keep him sedated, and we'll take him off the ship tomorrow after school."

"Aye, sir."

The next day, they beamed Ford to the library. He was lying on the table, when Willow pressed the hypospray, which was prepared by Joyce for them, to his neck. There was a hiss, then she slipped the hypo into her pocket. Moments later, Ford groaned, and opened his eyes.

"What... where am I?"

"You're in the library." Buffy said, "In Sunnydale."

"I'm alive?" He asked.

"Yes, we prevented you from becoming a vampire. Also got rid of that nasty tumor."

"You what?"

"Your tumor. It's gone. You're fine."

"But.. but how. The doctors said it was inoperable."

"Magic." Buffy said, with a grin.

"Thank you." Ford said, tears running down his face.

"Good. Now go back to LA, and hope I don't see you agai n. And stay away from vampires."