Chapter 2: Barry the Barbarian
Villager: You will need to build just a few more-
All of a sudden, the goblin horde came back!
Goblin Chief: What!? You puny humans have gold? We goblins love gold!
Villager: (Gasp) Quickly go get a barrack from the shop!
Ched: I thought we were gonna defend!
Villager: We will attack their next base which is called "Goblin Forest" before they attack us!
Ched: (Placing the barrack down) what's next?
Villager: Train eight barbarians!
Ched: Okay.
Ched saw the image of what looked like a Scottish warrior that had a yellow mean looking mustache.
Then, all of a sudden a barbarian that had a gleaming iron sword walked up to Ched.
Barbarian: Hello Ched. My name is Barry and I am in charge of the barbarians!
Villager: Usually, you need to have a barbarian king as a "leader" but you are as I said, special! So here is your barbarian leader!
Ched: (Shaking hands) Nice to meet you!
Barry: Well, now let's go out there to the forest and cause mayhem!
Ched: You got that right!
AT GOBLIN FOREST
A bunch more goblins rushed towards the town hall and there was an archer tower standing there. But there was also a wooden hut there too.
Ched: Now let's got take that out!
Barry: Alright. Deploy your troops!
Ched placed down all of his barbarians except Barry because he'd be there to help him. But Barry could still attack anyway. The archers in the tower saw the barbarians and then started shooting at them with arrows as fast as they could. They landed a head shot at one barbarian and then the barbarian fell down more of a slip fall. The barbarians were now on the base of the archer tower. The archers started shooting still but they were nervous now. Two more barbarians got killed but then the rest finally destroyed the base of the tower. The tower toppled down and smashed against the hut collapsing it instantly.
Ched: YES!
The rest of the barbarians cheered and then ran towards the town hall and started pounding it with the swords and as they destroyed it, more gold and elixir splashed out.
Barry: Congratulations! Now we can go back!
AT CHODA
Villager: You can get a second builder so you can build buildings all at once!
Ched: How much does the next hut cost?
Villager: Two hundred fifty gems.
Ched: Alright. I have lots more. I'll cash it in!
Ched went to the shop and bought it. He placed it then somewhere next to the army camp.
Villager: You can get more gems by going to achievements. Each time you earn an achievement, you get some gems!
Ched: Nice!
Villager: Until then, when something new happens to come, I'll help you! But I have my own work to do as well. Remember Ched. The whole village is counting on you!
Ched: I'll try my best!
With that, the villager left and headed towards the town hall. Ched walked to the second builder's hut.
Ched: I found a cannon available on the shop. Could you go build one for me?
Builder: Okay. I need two hundred fifty gold please!
Ched: Here you go!
Ched handed some of his gold over. Then, he went to the first builder's hut.
Ched: And could you upgrade the gold storage to level two?
Builder: Alright! That will be seven hundred fifty elixir!
Ched: Here!
Ched grabbed some elixir from the town hall.
The builder then received the elixir and then started working on the gold storage.
The second builder was finished of the cannon and Ched asked him to upgrade it to level two. But it would cost one thousand gold so he couldn't afford it.
Ched: Hmm. I have some elixir, so I'll train some troops!
Ched trained twenty more barbarians and then went to gem it up.
Ched: Now let's go to battle!
Ched then went to multiplier battle and founded some puny villages but can't find enough gold. He finally ran out of gold from searching and found exactly the village he was looking for. It had one thousand two hundred sixty six gold. But it had some really strong defenses. It had some walls surrounding the strongest cannon which were level three. There were some archers in a level two archer tower talking to each other and a cannon next to the elixir collector which was level one.
Ched: Okay Barry. It looks like I'll have to deploy you too!
Barry: Fine with me!
Ched placed all of his barbarians right next to the archer tower and then placed Barry down next to a gold mine that was not guarded. Those villagers there rushed towards the town hall just like the goblins did. Barry then swung the sword with all his might to land the first attack. The archers on the tower stopped talking and then started to shoot at the barbarians. But they still kept on talking as they shoot. The archers landed a three shot on a barbarian killing him and then landed an instant kill on another. The barbarians finally got to the archer tower but the level one cannon was now in range. It started shooting at the barbarians and it took seven shots to kill one.
Barry: I'm almost done!
Ched: Destroy that mine!
Barry landed a viscous swing at the mine causing the mine cart to topple over and spill out some gold.
Barry: you'll have to get that Ched! I'm still trying to destroy this mine!
Ched: (Gulp)
Ched then took a deep breath and then charged forward towards the battlefield. He quickly grabbed as much gold as he could and then retreated back. Barry now finally destroyed the gold mine and it caved in.
Barry: I'll have to hurry up and attack that cannon!
The archer tower finally collapsed and the archers screamed as they fell down. But six barbarians got killed. The cannon finished off another barbarian but realized that Barry was attacking it so he started shooting at Barry.
Barry: OOF!
Barry ducked on a cannonball and then strike back causing some shrapnel to fall off. Barry saw a cannonball about to strike him but then he swung his sword with all his might and successfully deflected it causing it to bombard towards the cannon. The cannonball slammed itself against the barrel of the cannon and it clogged it and as the cannon kept on shooting, it started to "overheat" and then it exploded.
Barry: Heh ha! A successful return to sender!
The barbarians rushed towards an elixir collector but now were in range of the level three cannon. The cannon started shooting at them but then Barry saw it. Meanwhile, the chief inside the town hall was furious!
Chief: How dare they do that!
Outside, Barry ran to a gold mine and grabbed the mine cart. Barry carried it with his hands above his head holding the "floor" of it. Barry ran behind the cannon and then saw some rope besides the town hall. Barry ran to get it but then was met by a cold hard kick by the chief!
Chief: Just what do you think you're doing?
Barry: I'm going to go get some rope.
Chief: Why?
Barry: Because-
Barry punched the chief in the face and then tried to stab him but the chief jerked away. Barry still stabbed him in the arm though.
Chief: YOOOOW!
The chief staggered towards the town hall and Barry snatched up the rope.
Barry: Now to finish up the fight!
There were only four barbarians left and they finally destroyed the wall when Barry crept up behind the cannon and then tied the mine cart to it. The cannon started to overheat again just like the level one cannon and it exploded. But the explosion blasted some of the walls and the walls struck the roof of the town hall, which was level two. They still scrambled towards the town hall and started hitting it over and over again. It took some time to destroy it but it finally collapsed to pieces. But there were no villagers, builders, or even the chief in there.
Barry: Hmm. Where are they?
The barbarians found some more gold but barely any elixir. Barry saw a note there too. It read:
To find the gold storage, go right past the elixir collector, and then you will find a large tree. Walk past it and it will be there.
Barry: Okay! Let's go to the elixir collector!
The chief, the builders, and the villagers were hiding out in the forest all grumbling about their defeat.
Barry and the four barbarians found the collector and then a barbarian slashed at the glass and collected the elixir. Barry finally found the tree and then started to go in it and found the secret gold storage.
Barry: Bingo!
Barry and the barbarians grabbed all the gold from there using the ladder and then hurried back to Ched.
Ched: Yes! Victory one hundred percent three stars!
Barry: Yup!
Ched, Barry, and the four barbarians then cheered on back at the village happy about their victory.