Cutscene!
"Alicia against what's her face! Ha! This'll be great! Go new person!" Nan jeered from the waiting room.
"You're rooting for a stranger over Alicia?" Toxic frowned at him.
"How else do you make friends?" Nan grinned.
"I think she made it clear she distinctly dislikes you." Shadow snickered.
"Nobody asked you, stupid Eevee!" Nan grumbled, glaring.
"Anyway, two fights at once... Let's watch!" Shadow grinned and looked back at the screen.
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Round 2: Foxfire vs. Alexis
Other players: Pichu and Squirtle.
Fight!
In the stadium, Foxfire and Alexis had transformed into their armors. Alexis was in her monochrome pink armor while Foxfire gained armor that, as his name suggests, resembled a fox.
"This is like a dream come true!" Foxfire's eyes shone.
"Don't get all weird." Alexis deadpanned. The pair each caught a pokeball and threw them. Alexis's Bellossom came out, but Foxfire's Onix struck first. A number of rocks fell from the air, striking Alexis and her Pokemon.
"Got you!" Foxfire grinned.
"Bruh. Not good enough." Alexis grunted. Bellossom suddenly unleashed a sleep powder, putting Foxfire and Onix to sleep. "I've got YOU!" Alexis conjured a sharp piece of glass in her hand and slashed through both of her enemies, resulting in Onix's disappearance and Foxfire falling to the ground. "I'm winning." She smirked.
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"Alright! We got this ratchet ass bitch Alicia on the right. She a hoe. Then, we got Titania on the left. Bruh. Go Titania!" Monica cheered.
"Monica, you ratchet ass bitch! What the fuck are you doing here?!" Alicia demanded. They had entered a second stadium, and Alicia was wearing her usual armor.
"I'm the announcer. Bruh. Stupid ass motherfucker..." Monica rolled her eyes.
"I'm about to come up there and fuck your ass up." Alicia growled.
"Bruh. Your opponent is Titania, remember? Dumbass." Monica rolled her eyes again.
"Oh yeah... I've got a bone to pick with you, bitch." Alicia hissed, turning to Titania.
"...I don't appreciate the explicit language." The red-head was staring darkly at Alicia. Surprisingly, she had retained her clothes.
"The fuck? Bitch, you think I care? You fucked with my boys... You about to get fucked." Alicia growled.
"Please start the match." Titania curtly requested of Monica.
"Yeah, let's do it." Monica said.
Round 3: Alicia vs. Titania.
Other fighters: Pikachu and Jigglypuff.
Fight!
"Let's go!" Alicia caught a pokeball, sending out Spewpa. Titania quickly countered with her own pokeball, bringing out a Torchic. Torchic blasted Spewpa with fire, but before the bug disappeared it paralyzed Torchic with a puff of powder.
"Got you!" Alicia raised her keyblades in the air. "THUNDER!" The attack made Torchic disappear as well.
"Pay attention to the real opponent." Titania jumped up in the air. "Change form! Aerial!" Wings sprouted from her back, completely made from swords. "Reign of a thousand swords! Sword queen dance!" She swiped her hand, sending a bunch of swords at the ground. Alicia was slashed and thrown into the wall.
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"Tch... Dirty trick!" Foxfire winced.
"Bruh. Wanna feel it again?" Alexis conjured a panel of glass and charged toward him.
"Yeah, no. Not happening!" Foxfire beaned her with a pokeball. Charizard popped out, blasting both Alexis and Bellossom, destroying the latter.
"Bruh..." Alexis hissed.
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"Damn..." Alicia stood. "Like fuck I'm losing!" Catching a pokeball, she tossed it at Titania. Swirling popped out. Titania responded by throwing a pokeball of her. A Gulpin appeared in front of Alicia.
"...the fuck?" Alicia blinked. She didn't have time to think further as the Gulpin promptly ate her. Titania carefully landed by the Swirlix and held up her hand. An energy blast shot out, decimating the fairy type.
"...this is disappointing... I dislike being underestimated." Titania frowned, glancing at the Gulpin.
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"Here!" Alexis chucked a pokeball past Charizard to smack Foxfire in the face. A Staryu popped out.
"What's this supposed to- ow!" The Staryu began to spam Foxfire with bubbles.
"Perfect." Alexis smirked. Then the Charizard flew down and blasted her with a flame. "...its fucking ON!" She chased after the flying Pokemon, punching and kicking. Staryu stopped its attack to fly up. Fox suddenly created an energy whip in his hand and lashed out, destroying the starfish Pokemon.
"This is annoying... I'll finish you off quickly." Foxfire snarled.
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Gulpin spat Alicia onto the floor.
"Bruh... I think I'll forget that ever happened." She shivered.
"Earth form." Titania's wings disappeared, and she gained brown armor. A large mallet appeared in her hand and she smashed it into the ground, causing many jagged cliffs to shoot up, throwing Alicia into the air.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Alicia screamed. Titania jumped between two cliffs Mario style until she was in the air above Alicia. She brought the hammer down, smashing Alicia into a crater. The cliffs disappeared.
"B- Bruh..." Alicia hissed, stumbling to her feet. She suddenly sensed something behind her, turning to find Gulpin about to eat her again. "FUCK THAT SHIT!" Alicia screamed, brutally slashing Gulpin until it disappeared.
"...ahem." Titania floated above Alicia, her hand held out.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Alicia screamed as she was smashed to the ground with an energy blast.
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In the other field, Foxfire was suddenly hit by a hard shell.
"Ow!" The man winced, glancing back to find a Squirtle behind him. "Hey!" The Squirtle suddenly generated a wave beneath him, smashing Foxfire to the ground. Charizard cut in, blasting Squirtle back with fire.
"Got you..." Alexis conjured a red gem from which a beam struck Charizard.
"No, I'VE got YOU!" Foxfire generated his whip, whipping it coil around Alexis. The girl was then smashed into the wall and thrown to the ground. Squirtle jumped up to strike Charizard.
"Oh no you don't!" Foxfire pulled out a blaster and shot Squirtle. In retaliation, Squirtle withdrew into its shell and began smash Foxfire over and over again.
"You dead..." Alexis jumped up to attack Charizard, but it just blasted her with fire. Foxfire once again nabbed her with the energy whip, pulled her in, and kneed her hard in the face, sending her into the wall again. Squirtle quickly kicked him in the face. Foxfire jumped back up. His arms suddenly turned into giant chainsaw blades which he used to batter Squirtle and smash him into the wall. Charizard blasted Squirtle with fire, but the turtle Pokemon retaliated with a wave of water, finally defeating the fire lizard. Foxfire lashed Alexis with his whip. Squirtle and Alexis both landed on the ground, damaged. Foxfire turned his arms into chainsaws again and slashed both of his enemies with them, slamming Alexis into a wall and blasting Squirtle out of the stadium.
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"Are you even trying?" Titania taunted as she hovered over Alicia.
"Bruh... I'll make you eat those words." Alicia hissed, suddenly throwing a pokeball at the girl. Caught by surprise, Titania had no time to dodge as a Staryu pounded her with bubbles.
"Who's not trying now?" Alicia snickered weakly. She raised her keyblades in the air. "THUNDAGA! THUNDAGA! THUNDAGA!"
Titania gasped in pain from the combined spam. Her armor shattered and she fell to the ground in her regular clothes.
"Ratchet ass hoe." Alicia giggled.
"...I SAID I don't like explicit language..." Titania's head shot up, giving Alicia a glare so hard that the self-proclaimed mastermind felt her blood freeze. Titania then stood, holding out her hand. "Reign of a thousand swords!" Titania instantaneously triggered her winged form, blasting Alicia with a storm of swords.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Alicia crashed into the wall.
"Non-sword form." Titania's wings disappeared, and her clothing became flame themed. She suddenly jumped all the way to the top of the stadium to where Staryu lurked. Finding the starfish, she unleashed a brutal kick on it, bringing it all the way down to the floor and crushing it under foot. Alicia could only gape in shock.
"And this is the part where Alicia knew... She fucked up." Monica grinned.
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"I wonder when she'll start going serious..." Shadow sighed. "I mean, she's doing great and all, but if Alicia wasn't so caught by surprise she would be keeping up better..."
"That's not going serious?!" Nan gaped. "What kind of monster is this woman?!"
"You haven't even seen the grand finale, Nanny Boy." Shadow smirked. "Her ending attack is really pretty... It makes her enemies bleed a lot."
"You stole that line from Fairy Tail." Toxic squinted at her Pokemon.
"I did! But you'll see, it's gonna be cool!" Shadow grinned.
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"Bruh... Fuck this shit... Your attacks are mad cheap..." Alexis panted.
"They really aren't." Foxfire caught a pokeball.
"Bruh..." Alexis caught one as well. They both threw the pokeballs, releasing Starmie and Bellossom. Starmie began to pummel Alexis with bubbles, but Bellossom quickly put it to sleep. Foxfire charged forward.
"Oh hell no!" Alexis created a gem that quickly blasted Foxfire with a beam. She began to punch and kick Starmie.
"Let's go!" Foxfire whipped out his gun and blasted Alexis thrice. He then lashed out with his whip and pulled her over. Alexis took this chance to bitch slap him across the field.
"OW!" Foxfire yelled.
"You deserved it." Alexis summoned a red gem and began to charge up an attack. Foxfire aimed his gun at the sky and fired. The bullet split into three red blasts that struck Alexis and Bellossom.
"Oh hell naw..." Alexis turned to defend Bellossom, but Foxfire lashed out with his energy whip and struck them both, destroying Bellossom.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Alexis screamed as Starmie began to spam her again.
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"Bruh... I won't lose... Not even to you..." Alicia hissed, stumbling up. Titania just stared at her. "Don't you look at me like... Like that!" Alicia hurled a pokeball at her, sending out Fennekin. Titania was distracted by the flame attacks it emitted. "Now die!" Alicia charged forward and performed a powerful keyblade combo to send Titania flying. Titania awoke wasn't quick enough to block another combo of slashes. "FUCK YOU BITCH ASS HOE! I WON'T FUCKING LOSE TO THIS SHIT! DIE DIE DIE! FIRAGA!" Alicia screamed, striking Titania with a blast of fire.
"I see... So you're finally going serious... Then I'm ready to fight as well." Titania stood. She clenched her sword. "One hit KO form." The sword grew longer, and Titania gained some very powerful looking iron. "Next... Fall!" Titania lunged forward and struck Alicia hard with the sword, destroying Fennekin in the process. Alicia crashed to the ground, seemingly defeated.
"Is that it? You talked an awful lot for someone with this skill level..." Titania began to walk toward the fallen girl as Monica cackled gleefully.
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"Looks like I'm winning here." Foxfire sat back and watched as Starmie continued to batter Alexis. "Semi-finals, here I come!"
"Pi pi pi!" A Pichu suddenly blasted across the field, defeating Starmie with a tackle.
"Not this again!" Foxfire complained as Pichu and Alexis prepared to attack.
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As Titania walked toward the motionless Alicia, she was suddenly electrocuted.
"Pika pi!" A Pikachu glared from behind, continuing to zap her.
"B- Bruh... I have to end this... I can't let this bullshit keep on going..." Alicia stumbled up.
"Sometimes, people should just give in..." Titania sighed. "You're going to make me feel bad-"
"Bitch!" Alicia slashed her hard with a keyblade. As the young woman sailed across the stadium, Pikachu jumped up to headbutt her.
"Thunder!"
"Pikachu!"
The duo brought down a powerful lightning attack on Titania, sending her flying.
"Hell yeah!" Alica grinned.
"I see... This is good... I enjoy... Challenges..." Titania stood, looking annoyed. She tossed a pokeball, releasing a Scizor. The Scizor slashed Pikachu and Alicia a few times before Alicia managed to destroy it with a keyblade combo. "...but leave weather to me. Storm form!" Titania's armor became blue and she waved an arm in an arc. "Rain of sword lightning!"
"You gotta be kidding me..." Alicia gaped as swords began to fall from the clouds in masses. She and Pikachu were thoroughly battered and slammed to the ground.
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Foxfire summoned up an energy shield, but Pichu jumped over him and summoned lightning down on him. Alexis ran in and unleashed a punch combo on him. Foxfire quickly recovered and smashed her away with his energy whip.
"Annoying...! It's like bullet hell games!" Foxfire growled. He beaned Pichu with a pokeball, releasing his Scizor. The bug steel type slashed brutally at Alexis and Pichu. Alexis quickly cut in, performing s combo of smashing the bug with a pane of glass. It disappeared.
"Aw fuck." Foxfire deadpanned. Pichu tackled him, throwing him hard into the wall.
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Titania calmly tossed another pokeball forward, sending out a Metagross. It unleashed a powerful gravity attack, crushing Alicia and Pikachu to the ground.
"Ribbon form!" Titania's armor turned into what appeared to be a flowing wedding dress. Her sword split in two, becoming curved, pink blades. "Dual slasher!" She slashed Pikachu in an X-fashion, sending him flying out of the stadium.
"D- dammit..." Alicia stumbled to her feet.
"You're down to your last Pokemon, while I have two. You'll have to work hard to win." Titania pointed out.
"Bruh... I still have my secret weapon left." Alicia smirked, preparing to begin her final attack.
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"That witch bitch is really screwed." Nan smirked.
"And it looks like Fox and Alexis's fights are coming to an end as well." Toxic smiled.
"That's right... The wedding dress, huh? That means... 'That person' will come out soon..." Shadow murmured to himself, smirking.
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Foxfire defended with his energy shield as Alexis and Pichu blasted him with electricity and energy.
"Hey, fuck you guys!" The man shouted before noticing a pokeball nearby. "Aw yus." He grabbed it, chucking it over. Porygon2 popped out and aggressively tackled Alexis, but Pichu easily destroyed it with a few hits.
"Shoot..." Foxfire pulled out his gun and blasted the two a few times before sending out the next Pokemon. "You're my last Pokemon! I trust you Hitmonlee!"
"Hit..." Hitmonlee jumped in the air. Foxfire lashed out with his whip, holding Pichu in place.
"Mon..." Hitmonlee did a barrel roll. Alexis charged forward.
"LEE!" Hitmonlee jumped down, slamming Pichu hard with a kick. The little electric mouse was sent sky high.
"Damn!" Alexis hissed, sending out Torchic. Suddenly, the Smash Ball appeared.
"Bruh!" Alexis gasped.
"No way!" Foxfire lashed out with his whip, binding her to the spot and holding her there. Hitmonlee leapt up and kicked it, giving Foxfire his final smash.
Foxfire's final smash: Gunslinger.
Foxfire produced a small pistol and shot Alexis with it. He began to pull out larger and larger guns, shooting Alexis over and over again as she began to get thrown up in the air. Eventually, he pulled out a grenade launcher and barraged her with grenades, sending her higher and higher up. He pulled out a rocket launcher next, hitting her with it and throwing her high above the stadium. He pulled out a huge gun and fired a spaceship from it. The spaceship collided with Alexis before exploding into Alexis shaped fireworks. Foxfire saluted.
"Victory for Foxfire!" Flandre cheered.
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Titania stared up in the air as a Jigglypuff floated overhead.
"She can't beat her... My secret weapon!" Alicia smirked.
"...reign of a thousand swords." Titania held up her hand, changing to her winged form and hitting Jigglypuff with the attack. The puffball fell to the ground.
"Dammit!" Alicia hissed. Then she noticed the smash ball in the air. "Hell yes! I just have to get that..." Just as Alicia stepped forward, Titania switched her aim.
"Reign of a thousand swords." Titania annihilated the smash ball, gaining her final smash.
"Oh hell..." Alicia gasped.
Titania's final smash: Two-Faced Fairy Queen.
The wind blew stronger as Alicia and Titania faced off. Titania changed forms to the flaming themed one and drew a katana. Suddenly, Shadow appeared on Titania's shoulder, tapping at a phone.
"Hey, Titania-Chan... Did you know? Something interesting happened on snapchat." Shadow said.
"I'm in the middle of a fight right now, Gaje- Shadow." Titania frowned.
"Oh, but this is interesting! Alicia told Pyramos about your feelings for him!" Shadow said cheerfully. The epic music cut, Titania gaping in shock.
"WHAT?!"
"...what?" Alicia blinked. "Who's Pyramos?"
"You heard, Inner Tania! She told him! She told him!" The Eevee chanted cheerfully.
"You scum..." Titania's eyes went completely white in anger as she began to emit a ton of magic energy. "How dare you... HOW DARE YOU?! HOW DARE YOU INVADE RUIN MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!" She conjured up a second sword in her left hand, gripping them tightly as magic energy surged to reinforce the blades. "YOU WILL PAY! PAYPAYPAYPAYPAYPAYPAY!"
Before Alicia could move, Titania shot forward and slashed her. She then began an intense barrage of slashing on the girl. A sword appeared on Titania's shoe, and she kicked up upward to both slash her and throw her in the air. Now up in the air, Alicia didn't even have time to breath before Titania appeared in front of her. She slashed Alicia four times before pulling back.
"FAIRY WIND!" Titania's arms moved faster than anyone could see as she lashed out in a storm of attacks. Cut began to appear all over Alicia's body, her clothes tearing and blood flowing from exposed skin. A cut appeared on Alicia's cheek as the slashing stopped. A sudden blast of magical energy threw Alicia to the ground.
The girl stumbled to her feet, feeling pain all over her body. Suddenly, Titania appeared behind her. Alicia froze up, her eyes slowly trailing back to meet Titania's cold, angry, white orbs. Alicia's eyes widened in fear as she began to shake.
"Let me tell you, Alicia..." Titania whispered in her ear. "I don't like to curse... But you done fucked up." Alicia screamed in pain as Titania impaled her from the back. Leaving the sword in, Titania appeared in front of Alicia with her remaining sword drawn. Her eyes returned to normal, and she burst into tears.
"Th- that was really mean... I'll never forgive you!"
Titania shot forward, slashing with her katana while Alicia summoned her keyblade to block. There was complete silence after the attack as the wind blew through. Then Titania sheathed her katana, and a huge cut along Alicia's side exploded in blood. The self-proclaimed mastermind crashed to the ground, defeated.
"By the way, Shadow... How did Alicia get Pyramos's snapchat? And how did she know?" Titania frowned at the Eevee.
"Oh, that was a lie to make you go all out. She doesn't know shit." Shadow grinned. Titania's eyes grew huge.
"Wait... So... I just did all that over a misunderstanding?"
"Yup!" Shadow replied cheerfully.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ALICIA! DON'T DIE! I DIDN'T MEAN TO- YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS- I DON'T WANT TO BE A MURDEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" Titania wailed, violently shaking Alicia. "I'M A MONSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"
"Bruh..." Alicia murmured, eyes swirly.
"I mean... Shaking her will just make it worse..." Shadow grinned, looking on. "But hey, at least we're at the semi-finals!"
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"Ha! That was great! Alicia got her ass whooped!" Nan laughed. "Serves her right!"
"You're against Titania next." Toxic noted, looking at the screen.
"Wh- what?" Nan's face turned wait. "I- I'm not scared at all! In fact, wh- when... The person who says others are scared, that is the person who is actually scared!"
"B- but, I didn't say anything..." Toxic sweatdropped. "Oh dear..."
