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Now that that's done...Hidan?
Hidan: Sommer doesn't fucking own Naruto or the references to songs and or modern people. The fucking song for the chapter is "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence. Enjoy heathens!
Chapter 2: Retrieving the Zombie Twins
Sumara's POV
"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!"
"You know Dickless, despite what you may think, I do have eardrums." You know, if I didn't know any better I'd say he's upset. I laugh inwardly to myself. Jashin I'm such a bitch. Oh well, people just gotta deal or be sacrificed.
"DAMN IT SUMARA I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!" I can feel a vein out on my forehead. I can also sense Zetsu getting annoyed as well. I signal that to Shin by jerking my head towards him. He stops shouting like I knew he would and we both activate our mental path of communication. "You said you would never use that jutsu again!"
"Desperate times call for desperate measures."
"The last time you used that jutsu you nearly died!"
"Yes Shin, I was there. And if I remember correctly, I used it for your sake." I immediately regret the words as they spill from my mouth and his gaze drops. He still obviously feels guilt for my almost death. "I'm sorry, that was uncalled for."
"No," he says, "It was my fault anyway."
I shake my head. "Stop beating yourself up over it. You couldn't help it. Besides, it was my choice in the end."
"Yeah, I know..."
"I'm prepared for it this time around anyway."
He nods, breaking the connection. "Okay." At that last audible word, Zetsu turns with an eyebrow arched.
"He's just nervous about my deal with Pein." He nods.
"It would do you well to call him Leader. Any who, I'm curious as to what your planning myself." At this point I've picked up that Zetsu's halves have different personalities. The white one seems to like me more.
"Don't worry, I'm planning on letting you stick around to watch the show."
"I look forward to it."
The walk to Konaha was quiet and fairly uneventful. Since we're not members of the village I have to improvise when I want in. Which brings us to now. Zetsu can get in easily without being detected so Shin and I are left here at the gate. Luckily though, it's Genma on sentry duty. It's not exactly a secret but he has a crush on me. Then again so do Kotetsu, Izumo, Jaraiya, Shino, Kiba, well you get the picture. Long story short it'll be a piece of cake getting in. I adjust my white, loose sleeved top so that my boobs are more obvious and making my ruby belly ring stand out more. It shows off my whole stomach anyway. I then adjust my scroll pouch so that it's concealed by my purple obi. I put on my most seductive smile and hold myself high, walking tight up to Genma. His gaze rests on me and his eyes widen and his cheeks tint pink. "Hey hot stuff." He's taller by nearly four inches so he gets a nice look down my shirt when I stop just inches away from him.
"S-Sumara, uh h-hey." Step one of the plan: Stutter...got it. I can't help but giggle when his grip on his mouth senbon loosens and it nearly falls out of his mouth. Shin doesn't even bother doing anything. He just sits back and lets me lead like usual. It's a mutual thing we have going. I press myself against him and tilt his chin upwards slightly with my index finger. I give him a pouty face and a baby voice. "Genma baby, you never come out and have fun with me anymore." His comrade, who I don't know, gives him a look of shock and he shakes his head, trying to clear up that I didn't mean it like that. I grind my hips against his and feel his hardening member as a response. Step 2: turn on...complete.
"Y-you wanna have s-some f-fun?" I rub his chest suggestively and bite my lower lip before nodding. I hear his heart rate quicken and I beckon him closer. I press my mouth to his ear and whisper some things...things children should stay unaware of if you catch my drift... and I hear him give a near silent moan.
"Sound good?" He nods shakily. Step 3: submission...yep, mission accomplished. As Shin and I enter the village I turn and blow a kiss at a dazed and horny Genma. Shin sighs. "What?"
He shakes his head. "You are one lethal bitch you know?"
I grin. "Don't I?"
"No seriously. You're like the living embodiment of death...only with a vagina..." That got me...I erupt into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Zetsu must have enjoyed it too because when we met up in the alley he emerged from the ground with a smile on his face.
"Interesting means of persuasion you have there Sumara."
"I don't wanna brag but it was rather priceless if I do say so myself."
"Are you really going to pleasure him?"
I shake my head. "He's cute and all, but despite being a little flirty I'm no slut. I'm not the kind of person who just fucks any guy with a hard on."
"I relayed that technique to Leader as well. He was quite amused. He pities the fool though." Shin clears his throat rather loudly and pulls me back to reality.
"Hello, we are on a mission here." I roll my eyes at his frustration.
"You're just jealous because you don't have a girl to fill your head with devilish fantasies."
"Damn it Sumi you don't have to rub it in!"
"Whatever floats for you Dickless."
"DON'T FUCKING CALL ME THAT!" Jashin I love it when he's mad. I can tell Zetsu's ready to go home though.
"He is right Miss Uchiha. We need to get this over with." I sigh
"Alright then, here's what we'll do. Shin, you and Zetsu make your way to the Nara complex and dig up...uh...what was his name again?"
"Hidan."
"Right. While you do that I'll head to the hospital morgue where they're undoubtedly doing examinations on..Kakuzu?" Zetsu nods. Hey I remembered. "I'll grab his body and we'll meet up just outside of Shikamaru's place."
"What the hell am I supposed to do about his weird ass watch deer?!" I roll my eyes at Shin.
"Use the soul jutsu I taught you. They'll turn tail and run." He nods along with Zetsu. "Alright then, let's get 'er done." I leave them there and enter the flow of pedestrians, heading straight for the hospital.
Zetsu's POV
I keep an eye out for Sumara as I take to ground, sure enough she goes straight for Kakuzu. I feel I can trust her so I turn my attention to Shin, who's complaining and cursing the fact that he's still single.
Quite the knucklehead ninja wouldn't you agree?
Indeed, he's definitely hyperactive at times. He's focused on the main goal though.
He's a liability.
Perhaps.
The girl is much more interesting. She's a Uchiha after all so her power should be quite immense.
True. She won't join us without the boy though.
To obtain a fruiting tree you must first care for the seed.
And that's what we shall do.
Once at the complex, the boy enters the trees' canopy and works to avoid the clan itself or their deer. It's a fair distance before he comes upon Hidan's burial site. It was marked with the remnants of the paper bombs that Nara used. Closing his eyes he picks up on Hidan's chakra signature. He seems to be surprised that he's still alive. "I guess she'll only have to use the jutsu twice," he says. It must pose some sort of hazard to her. I was under the impression that she would be using a reanimation jutsu. The boy takes note of the numerous deer grazing over Hidan's burial site. He crouches into the bend of the tree and whispers. "Come on out Zetsu."
With a little hesitation I phase through the bark of the tree and clamp a hand over his mouth so he doesn't scream from shock. After a moment of rapid breathing he calms down and I remove my hand. To my surprise he starts taking his clothes off . When completely naked he hands his clothes out to me. "You'll need to hold onto these." I take the garments and hold them at my side, completely oblivious to what he's going to do next. He crouches once more and makes a single one handed chakra radiates from his body and he vaguely mutters what I assume is the jutsu Sumara taught him. "Inner Soul Jutsu: Transformation Canis Lupin." There's a puff of smoke and the silver haired ninja is replaced with a silver wolf with onyx eyes. The fur on it's head is slightly longer and shaggier than on the rest of it's body apart from the tail, giving it the look of Shin's original hair.
That's Shin?
Yes.
With a loud snarl he leaps from the branch and to the deer below, who then go into a panicked retreat. He snaps at their hind legs and begins herding them into another area of the forest.
An interesting jutsu.
Very unique to say the least.
Handy in a situation such as this.
These two are certainly full of surprises.
Perhaps if things don't work out for them in the organization, Pein will let us eat them.
I like them though.
We can't get attached to anyone. Especially potential food.
I suppose.
I see off in the distance that the young Nara boy has discovered Shin. He doesn't seem to buy the idea of a lone wolf in his forest without killing anything. Shin tries to act natural by tucking his tail between his legs and growling while backing up.
"Just what are you doing here?" He's definitely suspicious. The boy is a genius so this could be the end.
Sumara's POV
I look up at the hospital hesitantly. When was the last time I was in one of these?After joining Shin with me I believe. Yeah, when the only one to take me in was Dibutsu of the temple where we later converted. He kept us in the temple's medical room underground until I was well enough to leave. I never really knew why he helped me but I stayed away from hospitals since.
I really don't want to go in there, it freaks me out. I guess if I'm going to be a member of the Akatsuki though I have to. I have to if I'm ever going to be a part of the village that he loved. I let out a sigh, take refuge in a tree, and pull out a scroll. I open it and bite my thumb hard enough to bring blood and smear it across the surface. Out of it comes my old uniform. Oh the memories in this thing... It's a simple cat suit that fits me pretty tightly and it comes up to form a mask over my mouth and nose much like my...son, used to wear. Bandages cover my forearms and calves and my black heel boots are high tops. Strapped around my thighs are my sai holsters. To finish off the look I slip on my fingerless gloves.
Right as I'm about to enter I notice two familiar faces exiting through the doors.
"Hey Sakura! Can we stop for some ramen? I'm starving." The pink haired med ninja gives his bandaged arm a pat. By the look of how it was done I'd say he broke it in several places.
"Sure, why not? We'll meet up with Sai at Ichiraku's."
"Yeah!" I can't help but smile beneath my mask. Naruto is suck a knucklehead. I may not be a member of the village but I'm here frequently and know most of the ninja here, at least the bigger names like Naruto. He reminds of Shin a lot and Sakura is nice and a very skilled med ninja. I've never met Sai but I hear from some of the girls around here that he's cute but hard to be around because he was Root brainwashed. I thought about asking Shin if he knew him but I remembered that they don't have names in Root. I don't think he's ever seen me anyways.
I slap myself mentally. Sumara Uchiha concentrate! Contrary to what most ninja would do, I walk straight up to the front desk and ask the secretary which way to the morgue. She politely points me in the right direction and I begin following the signs. Seems easy enough.
"Just remember what I said Kakashi."
"Yes malady." Shit! I extend my claws and make a leap for the ceiling, twisting mid-air and sinking my claws into the paneling and using chakra in my feet to stick. At that moment Tsunade rounds the corner with a brunette ninja and none other than the great Copy Cat ninja himself. Looking bored as usual I see, always serious. He takes after his father in that. For a brief moment I recall him 19 years ago, so innocent and such a skilled chuunin. I miss those days. Kakashi then breaks through the silence.
"Yamato, do you have any idea where Naruto was heading?"
"I believe he was going to bug Sakura into taking him to Ichiraku's." The masked ninja rubs the back of his neck and sighs, closing his visible eye. I remember when he used to show of both.
Sounds like Naruto alright. Guess I'm going to Ickiraku's then." At this point Tsunade passes under me followed by Yamato. Kakashi drops his hand and seems to follow but stops directly beneath me. Damn, he's going to look up. He can't know I'm alive after all these years, let alone that I'm working for the Akatsuki. Just as he reclines his head I lurch forward and activate my jutsu mid-air. 'Inner Soul Jutsu: Transformation Canis Lupin,' I chant mentally. As his eyes land on the ceiling I land behind him at the end of the hall on four black paws. I use my nose to nudge my stuff into an open closet and his head jerks around. He see's me curled into a charcoal ball of fur. I raise my head and feign a canine yawn, then perk up my ears and cock my head to the side.
"Well now, just what are you doing here girl? Your owner a patient here or something?" He crouches next to me and scratches behind my ear. I look up at him with my literal puppy dog face and whimper. His eye closes and I know he's smiling.
"Now, now, who's a pretty girl?" Since he always had a way with canines I thump my black tail against the floor and gently lick the tip of his nose, earning a chuckle from him.
"That's right you are." For a brief moment our eyes lock and his expression saddens. "Such beautiful eyes you have. They remind me of someone I haven't seen in a long time." I didn't expect him to react like this. I expected anger. I nudge his hand with my nose and lick his palm and he rubs my head once more before his attention is stolen once again.
"You coming Kakashi?" Yamato pokes his head from around the corner and Kakashi sighs.
"Coming." With one final pet he stands and and follows after Yamato. "You be a good girl now." I give a simple yip in response. After he leaves I wait until his chakra signature disappears and sneak into the closet to redress. It's the downside of my jutsu and I'm working on it. I really hated that look on his face. It pains me to know that I'm the cause of his sorrow. I sigh. Upon exiting the closet I bump into the chest of the last person I need right now: ANBU guard. Damn you Tsunade...
I dodge to the side as a katana comes down where my head would be. Guess my outfit doesn't say friendly to these guys. Soon enough I'm surrounded by five ANBU.
"Whoa now boys, I just need to grab a corpse and I'll be leaving." The one I ran into charges again. On instinct I activate my sharingan and allow my hair to shield my eyes from them. I sidestep, missing his punch by inches. "Too slow." I return his punch with one of my own, hitting him directly between the eyes of his bear mask. The other four charge and thanks to my sharingan I dodge all of the attacks. With a back-flip toward my destination, I grab my right sai and give it a playful twirl before slicing shallow cuts across their chests. "Come on guys is this really necessary?" Three ninja lay bleeding on the ground and another stands before me, reaching for a kunai. Suddenly though I feel strong arms wrap around me. I turn to see Bear, his mask cracked from where I hit him. He leans to whisper in my ear.
"Sorry about this sweetheart." I hear a deep rumble from my subconscious. Jubi's awake.
'Allow me to assist you child'
'You up to it? It's been a while since I've transformed so I'd prefer to just do a boost okay?'
'If that is what you wish dear.' With that I allow him to fill me with his chakra and my sharingan dissipates and is replaced by my eyes shifting to that of Jubi's. The ANBU tries dragging me to the lobby but I make a suggestion to Jubi.
'Let's S.I.N.G for him.'
'It's a good move at this point.'
I bring my elbow back and spell out the acronym as I continue. "Solar plexus." I then bring my foot down on his. "Instep." His grip around me loosens and I twist in his arms and bring my fist back. "Nose." The cartilage shatters under impact and I bring my knee up into his nether regions. "Groin." He releases me and hits the floor in a fetal position. I smirk. Works every time. In the struggle my mask came loose. The remaining ANBU turns and starts to attack but his eyes widen at seeing my face. I know what he's seeing. Fangs protruding over soft lips as I stare back at him emotionless. My irades snow white and outlined in a ring of black, slitted pupils resting in their centers. Jubi's violet/black chakra seeps from my body and he cringes back.
"What-What the hell are you?!" I give him a predatory smile and narrow my gaze. When I speak, Jubi amplifies my voice with his.
"No one special. Just a demon in waiting." He turns and dashes out of the hospital to get back up I presume and I quickly make for the morgue, leaping from one wall to the next.
'I do believe you scared him shitless my dear.'
I roll my eyes. 'Gee, you think?'
At this point my chakra is normal again and my body is changed back as well. I stop in front of the morgue and readjust my fallen mask and quickly enter, sniffing around for the scent I picked up on in the hideout. I jerk my head to the right and go straight for compartment 205. Sure enough when I open it it's him. He's not that bad looking actually, for a dead guy I mean. He's darkly tanned and he's very toned and muscular. His hair is a shaggy chocolate brown. His whole body is covered in stitches and some even spill from his mouth.
Suddenly dozens of chakras enter the building and I know it's the ANBU on my tail. I toss Kakuzu's body over my shoulder like it's nothing and go straight for the window leaping out and covering myself with a cloaking jutsu and head to Shikamaru's.
No one's POV
"Just what are you doing here?" The young Nara raises an eyebrow at the silver wolf. Wolves don't come into this forest he speculates. The canine snaps it's viscous jaws, tail between it's legs. Shikamaru watches it with interest, thinking the worst from the start. 'Maybe it's been tamed...' Footsteps sound behind him and he turns to see his father.
"A lone wolf huh?" The older Nara stands at his son's side, observing the animal. His son nods.
"It was chasing the deer, but I have a feeling that's not why it's here."
"You think it's been trained as a ninja hound of sorts?" Shikamaru nods.
"It would explain why it doesn't run and faces me off without attacking."
"It would," the elder Nara begins to walk towards the beast when a rustle of leaves catches everyone's attention. They turn to the bushes and stare wide eyed as a black female wolf tackles the silver male to the ground. The two canines then proceed to claw and snap at eachother while rolling in the dirt. Shikaku backs up to his son's side once more. "Looks like he's not alone after all."
Shikamaru sighs. "Yeah, what a drag."
"Shikamaru Nara!" The two turn towards the voice as a grave looking ANBU runs up to them.
"What is it?"
The ninja halts, panting. "Your assistance is requested at the hospital!"
Shikaku steps forward. "Why? He's on vacation and he is no medical ninja."
The ANBU shakes his head. "It's the body of the Akatsuki that was brought in for examination. It's been abducted. Your presence is requested as well Shikaku." Shikamaru's eyes widen and he wastes no time in leaving. His father however hangs back and sighs.
"How troublesome." He starts following the ANBU but spares a last glance at the wrestling wolves. "You'll be dealt with another time." With that he's gone. Little did he know that with every growl and snarl the two dogs were talking to eachother.
'What the hell Sumara!' Shin snaps.
'You almost blew our cover dumbass! You're lucky I managed to cause such an uproar back at the hospital!' Her hunkering form trembles in frustration. Shin barks a laugh.
'Come on Sumi, calm your tits and stop worrying. They're gone now so I can dig up that guy Hidan and you and Zetsu can go ahead and head back with Kakuzu.' She gives a whimpering sigh.
'Fine. I'll go ahead and start the jutsu so that he'll be ready to reassemble the other one when you bring him back.' With that she barks upward to Zetsu who holds a lifeless Kakuzu in his arms along with Shin's things. Leaping onto Kakuzu in her canine form, Zetsu closes his flytrap and takes to ground, leaving Shin to begin his rescue by sinking his claws into the soft earth.
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